The wild and wacky world of Green Day., chapter 3

(BILLIE JOE'S P. O. V. )
I woke up and went to the bathroom to take a shower and when I got in the bathroom, I found Tre taking a shit." Morning Billie! I'll be done in a minute so you
Can do your paperwork!" He said grinning." Ew Tre you sick bastered!." I exclaimed while holding my nose, dear god it smelled like cow shit!. I slammed the bathroom door shut so Tre could get a move on, I walked done the stairs to find Mike and the kids having breakfest." Morning." I said still feeling sick from my incounter with Tre." Morning Dad, why do you look like your about to throw up?" Jake asked." Erm I
Had a little run in with Tre a bit ago." I said not launching into fall detail." We heard you screaming about somthing." Mike said looking at my green face." Yeah okay I'll tell ya, I acdidentally walked in on Tre taking a crap." I said looking at them. They looked at me and started laughing thier ass's off." Shut up! It's not that funny!" I said, going red in anger." Okay we're sorry Billie it's just when you walk in on Tre taking a shit you just don't forget that scent for a while!." "Yeah whatever, hey where's Jason?" I asked looking around." He's upstairs sleeping still."
Joey said looking up at me." Wait a minute the room he's staying in is right next to the bathroom right?" I asked." Yeah." they all said." Well when Tre get's done taking a shit we'll tell him not to flush it and we'll put a fan in there so Jason will get a wiff of Tre's delitful morning scent!" I said watching them all smirk." Okay I'll go up and tell Tre not to flush the toilet." Joey said running up the steps." And I'll
Go get a fan!" Jake said running to the hallway closet." And we'll be here talking."
Mike said.
5 minute's later after telling Tre and setting up the fan and not flushing the toilet
"Okay ready?" I asked looking at thier exited looks on thier faces." Yeah they all said." Okay ready on the count of three!, One, Two, Three!" I turned on the fan and the stench blew into Jason's room." BILLIE JOE, MIKE, TRE, JOEY AND JAKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?" He asked sounding angry.
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