The wild and wacky world of Green Day., chapter 9
"Wh-where did you find this?" I was upstairs in your room looking for a movie of all of us when we went to Disney world and I found this one and poped it in and watched it and thought I would show it to you and..." He cut me off. "I'm happy you showed this to me now if you'll excuse me I have to make a phone call to the bastard that was gonna have a nice ride with your Mom." He said getting up and calling Lance.
"Yeah Lance? Yeah I was wondering if you wanted to come over and have a quick band practice with the guys. Okay see ya in a bit. Bye." He hung up. "OKay, guys I have a plan." Jake go upstairs and get Joey and tell him he's not grounded anymore and bring him down here we're gonna beat the shit outta Lance." I ran up stairs and got Joey and bought him down.
***MIKE'S P. O. V.***
I sat and listened to Billie's plan, it was a good plan especially for Billie Joe becouse he's erm well kinda dumb but not Tre dumb, Tre's remarkably stupid.
"Okay, Mike go upstairs and wait for him to show up." "OKay, I'm on my way." I ran up the steps and as soon as I got up there Lance was at the door knocking I smiled like I wasn't gonna do anything and opened the door. "Hey Lance come on in!" I said happily. He walked on in the dumbfuck.
"So how long do we have to practice? Becouse I have a special lady waiting at home." He winked at me. "Oh what's her name?" He looked puzzled for a second. "Uh, her name is Lucy." "Oh I see. Well come on we can't keep Billie Joe and Tre waiting. Jason couldn't come today becouse he has a cold." Which isn't true by the way because Jason was downstairs waiting in his spot to jump at him and beat the crap outta him. We also called Ryan Dunn so he could help us and Bam Margera came to help to along with Steve-o and Johnny Knoxville.
We walked down the steps and I was farther ahead of him and I rounded a corner and Lance started running to catch up to me and Jason jumped out and Lance went right into his fist. "Have a nice fall?" Joey asked kicking Lance in the balls. "You little son of a-" "Son of a what? I know we know what you did to my mother we know all of it you horny prick." He said kicking him in the face. Bam came out and Dunn was there to help Bam with their own little 'plan'. "Hey, Lance, have you ever met our friend Vito?" "No, who the hell is he?" "Good question." "VITO!" Vito came in running over to Lance. The great fat ass jumped on top of Lance and started farting on his face.
Lance ran to the tiolet that was in there and started throwing up. "Kinda reminds ya of the good ol' days in jackass. Huh?" Steve-o said laughing at Lance. "Yeah." Johnny said laughing. "Sshh, I'm gonna go see what the dumbfuck is doing." Said Bam. He started walking tord the bathroom. Untill.. "AAAAHHHH!" It was someone screaming we all ran and saw somthing shocking.
"Yeah Lance? Yeah I was wondering if you wanted to come over and have a quick band practice with the guys. Okay see ya in a bit. Bye." He hung up. "OKay, guys I have a plan." Jake go upstairs and get Joey and tell him he's not grounded anymore and bring him down here we're gonna beat the shit outta Lance." I ran up stairs and got Joey and bought him down.
***MIKE'S P. O. V.***
I sat and listened to Billie's plan, it was a good plan especially for Billie Joe becouse he's erm well kinda dumb but not Tre dumb, Tre's remarkably stupid.
"Okay, Mike go upstairs and wait for him to show up." "OKay, I'm on my way." I ran up the steps and as soon as I got up there Lance was at the door knocking I smiled like I wasn't gonna do anything and opened the door. "Hey Lance come on in!" I said happily. He walked on in the dumbfuck.
"So how long do we have to practice? Becouse I have a special lady waiting at home." He winked at me. "Oh what's her name?" He looked puzzled for a second. "Uh, her name is Lucy." "Oh I see. Well come on we can't keep Billie Joe and Tre waiting. Jason couldn't come today becouse he has a cold." Which isn't true by the way because Jason was downstairs waiting in his spot to jump at him and beat the crap outta him. We also called Ryan Dunn so he could help us and Bam Margera came to help to along with Steve-o and Johnny Knoxville.
We walked down the steps and I was farther ahead of him and I rounded a corner and Lance started running to catch up to me and Jason jumped out and Lance went right into his fist. "Have a nice fall?" Joey asked kicking Lance in the balls. "You little son of a-" "Son of a what? I know we know what you did to my mother we know all of it you horny prick." He said kicking him in the face. Bam came out and Dunn was there to help Bam with their own little 'plan'. "Hey, Lance, have you ever met our friend Vito?" "No, who the hell is he?" "Good question." "VITO!" Vito came in running over to Lance. The great fat ass jumped on top of Lance and started farting on his face.
Lance ran to the tiolet that was in there and started throwing up. "Kinda reminds ya of the good ol' days in jackass. Huh?" Steve-o said laughing at Lance. "Yeah." Johnny said laughing. "Sshh, I'm gonna go see what the dumbfuck is doing." Said Bam. He started walking tord the bathroom. Untill.. "AAAAHHHH!" It was someone screaming we all ran and saw somthing shocking.
