The Most Abnormal Summer of My Life, chapter 3
Later that night, Billie Joe sat on the floor of his room, thinking about his new sister. WHAT A HOTTIE! Is what he thought. he curled into a ball next to his bed. Tracie was in her room, and probably, Billie Joe thought, looked REALLY hot...he sorely regretted not being there. He heard footsteps and his mom saying, "Of course...not ever busy anyway..." Then he heard footsteps up the stairs and heard a familiar voice from his doorway. "WOW, ladies and gents, behold Billie Joe Armstrong, the first ever human ping pong ball!" Billie Joe sighed loudly. "Go jump down a fucking storm drain Tre." Tre laughed loudly. " Shit, Billie, you go first, tell me what it's like!" Billie rolled over. "OK, fine Tre, you win. what's up?" Tre smiled his 'alligator grimace', his way of showing mischief. "Our little Hawaiian Hottie is..." Billie Joe cursed impatiently. "Tre, you bastard, what is it?????" Tre giggled. "She's GOTH!!!" Billie Joe looked up quickly, startled. "How do you know????" he cried. Tre giggled. "I looked into her room. She's at the mirror putting on eyeliner. And you should see the outfit she's wearing!!!!"
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Billie Joe and Tre crept up to Tracie's room. The door was open a crack, so they peered inside.
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Tracie was on the floor, with her back to the door and the hidden boys. Her bed was a mattress on one side of the room. she had magazines, clothes, and magazines lying around everywhere. She had her Apple iPod Mini strapped to her waist, and she was holding a mini mirror and a stick of eyeliner. She was applying the eyeliner in large amounts. She sang along quietly, and as she turned slowly, Billie Joe noticed she looked sad. The two 18 year olds fled back to Billie Joe's room as she stood up and exited her room. she walked down stairs.
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" Did you see that tank top???" Tre cried. Billie Joe had a dreamy look in his eyes. "and that cleavage!" he said. Tre looked at Billie Joe strangely. Wow! He really was getting serious!
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Mike's phone rang. He checked his caller ID. Wright, Frank. Who the...? Oh, wait, that was Tre. Never mind. He sometimes forgot Tre's real name. He picked it up after 3 rings. "Yeah, Tre?" Tre sounded frantic. "Well, umm, Mike, I don't know how to say this, but, umm, Billie has really fallen for that new hot sexy bitch." Mike laughed. "All natural ingredients!" he said. But Tre protested. "It would normally be," he said, "But you forget, the hot sexy bitch is his new SISTER."
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Billie Joe and Tre crept up to Tracie's room. The door was open a crack, so they peered inside.
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Tracie was on the floor, with her back to the door and the hidden boys. Her bed was a mattress on one side of the room. she had magazines, clothes, and magazines lying around everywhere. She had her Apple iPod Mini strapped to her waist, and she was holding a mini mirror and a stick of eyeliner. She was applying the eyeliner in large amounts. She sang along quietly, and as she turned slowly, Billie Joe noticed she looked sad. The two 18 year olds fled back to Billie Joe's room as she stood up and exited her room. she walked down stairs.
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" Did you see that tank top???" Tre cried. Billie Joe had a dreamy look in his eyes. "and that cleavage!" he said. Tre looked at Billie Joe strangely. Wow! He really was getting serious!
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Mike's phone rang. He checked his caller ID. Wright, Frank. Who the...? Oh, wait, that was Tre. Never mind. He sometimes forgot Tre's real name. He picked it up after 3 rings. "Yeah, Tre?" Tre sounded frantic. "Well, umm, Mike, I don't know how to say this, but, umm, Billie has really fallen for that new hot sexy bitch." Mike laughed. "All natural ingredients!" he said. But Tre protested. "It would normally be," he said, "But you forget, the hot sexy bitch is his new SISTER."
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