Living With A Rock Star Dad, chapter 10
We arrived out side Billie's house. My dad parked the car and got out. So did we duh.
"Oh pants forgot something in the car... ok just go in and I'll catch you guys up," My dad said. We all shrugged and went to the front door. I opened the door first... . well... there's nothing out of the ordinary about opening a door... right... WRONG!! I stepped on some string witch pulled down a bucket of cold spaghetti hoops on to my head, Frankito and Joey walked into me witch made us all fall into custard and then to put the icing on the cake... Tre threw feathers over us. But my head was safe from them because the BUCKET WAS STILL ON MY HEAD! They all roared with laughter.
"And... we..have..it... all... ON CAMERA!" My dad shouted from behind us from his fits of laughter. I got up threw the bucket off of my head and... laughed with them.
"Yup you got us good dudes but now you have got to be careful, because we are your children... . BEWARE!" Then we heard someone run from down the stairs. It was Ramona and Jakob.
"Ohhhh! We missed it!" Jakob whined. Joey gave him a look that could have killed and Frankito tried to get up but then fell back down again. Everybody laughed again.
"You now what it doesn't feel that bad in this custard!" Frankito said. I looked down at him with a sympathetic look. I held my hand out to him to help him up but NO... he pulls me down to "swim" in the custard with him.
"See" Frankito said giving me a smile. I grabbed some custard and threw it at his face. Then he threw some but landed at Billie who had just entered the hall. Adi laughed and went over to him to wipe it off but then he threw some right in her face... and well... we all started to throw the god damn stuff.
Eventually we all stopped.
"So... err... SURPRISE DUDES!!! And dudettes." Tre shouted. What the hell.
"This was our surprise, we have been waiting for all day?!" Joey shouted. We all laughed at him. I can't wait to give Billie his surprise.
"Well... no. Well because it's Frankito's birthday soon we have decided that all of our kids... YES all of you are coming on the roads with us over the summer hols. You are coming on the American Idiot tour with us!" My dad said jumping up and down! OH MY GOD!
"WHAT THE HELL! WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!" I shouted jumping up and down. But then fell because of the custard. Frankito helped me up.
"Thanks Frankito." I said blushing.
"Well, we're not going anywhere until we are all clean." Adi said. I looked around and everybody had a fair bit of custard on them... . but I was also covered in spaghetti!
"I have an idea." Ramona said. We all looked at her worried. She could say some random things... she takes after her dad... Tre Cool!!!
"FOLLOW ME!" She shouted and she ran through the front door. We all stood there for a second, but then I shrugged my shoulders and followed her, then Joey and Jakob followed, then Frankito and Tre and then the rest with Adi at the back looking worried.
She took us through the back gate and we were in the back garden. We all stood there under the hot sun. (Strange because it was freezing yesterday morning). She walked over to the hosepipe and turned the tap on. I knew what she was going to do so generally... I pushed my dad at front and Jakob and Joey threw Billie in the front and Frankito pushed Tre at the front. She turned it on and soaked our dads. Billie and Tre's eyeliner was running down their cheeks and my dad's hair was stuck to his forehead. We all laughed at them. My dad turned around and tackled me to the ground. (We were on grass)
"NOW!" My dad shouted and Billie ran up to Ramona and tickled her to death so she'd drop the hosepipe and then Billie soaked my dad and me.
"It was only supposed to be HERO!" My dad shouted and he chased Billie around the garden. So I went to get the hose and I soaked... EVERYONE!
"SHOWER TIME!" I shouted and soaked them all. MUAHAHAHA! Then Frankito came up to me and tackled me. Put I slipped away and started to run n away. Then Jakob got the hosepipe and showered himself.
"Hey share!" Tre shouted and he got hold of the hosepipe and soaked Billie and my dad who were rolling in the mud.
"NO FAIR!" My dad shouted. So then Frankito grabbed my legs and got me in the mud to.
"Got you now!" Frankito said. Then everybody stopped.
"Err... dudes... its against the law!" Tre shouted. Frankito was lying on top of me in the most awkward position.
"Oh ha ha dad!" Frankito got off of me and helped me up. We looked at each other everyone was practically clean except my dad and me Frankito Billie because we were rolling in mud.
"Ok we are telling you to now ok... shower us down." My dad said. Adi picked the hosepipe up and showered us.
"Thanks" I said. I twisted my hair so then all the water came out.
"Well I'm going to get us some towels and we might as well stay out because the sun can dry us off. I'll order pizza and its ok I know what everybody likes." Adi said getting up. We all applauded for some reason and Adi bowed.
"Thank-you thank-you! But remember I am not a maid!" She said and then exited into the house.
"If she was she'd make a sexy one!" Billie said. Tre laughed and my dad nodded.
"Hey... " Billie said. My dad laughed and took his shirt off. So then did all of the other dudes. Frankito topless!!!
"Come on girls take yours off!" Tre shouted. I threw him a look of disgust.
"Hey ok ok I'm sorry!" Tre said holding his hands up in defence. I laughed. I can't stay angry with Tre.
"PIZZA HERE"
"Oh pants forgot something in the car... ok just go in and I'll catch you guys up," My dad said. We all shrugged and went to the front door. I opened the door first... . well... there's nothing out of the ordinary about opening a door... right... WRONG!! I stepped on some string witch pulled down a bucket of cold spaghetti hoops on to my head, Frankito and Joey walked into me witch made us all fall into custard and then to put the icing on the cake... Tre threw feathers over us. But my head was safe from them because the BUCKET WAS STILL ON MY HEAD! They all roared with laughter.
"And... we..have..it... all... ON CAMERA!" My dad shouted from behind us from his fits of laughter. I got up threw the bucket off of my head and... laughed with them.
"Yup you got us good dudes but now you have got to be careful, because we are your children... . BEWARE!" Then we heard someone run from down the stairs. It was Ramona and Jakob.
"Ohhhh! We missed it!" Jakob whined. Joey gave him a look that could have killed and Frankito tried to get up but then fell back down again. Everybody laughed again.
"You now what it doesn't feel that bad in this custard!" Frankito said. I looked down at him with a sympathetic look. I held my hand out to him to help him up but NO... he pulls me down to "swim" in the custard with him.
"See" Frankito said giving me a smile. I grabbed some custard and threw it at his face. Then he threw some but landed at Billie who had just entered the hall. Adi laughed and went over to him to wipe it off but then he threw some right in her face... and well... we all started to throw the god damn stuff.
Eventually we all stopped.
"So... err... SURPRISE DUDES!!! And dudettes." Tre shouted. What the hell.
"This was our surprise, we have been waiting for all day?!" Joey shouted. We all laughed at him. I can't wait to give Billie his surprise.
"Well... no. Well because it's Frankito's birthday soon we have decided that all of our kids... YES all of you are coming on the roads with us over the summer hols. You are coming on the American Idiot tour with us!" My dad said jumping up and down! OH MY GOD!
"WHAT THE HELL! WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!" I shouted jumping up and down. But then fell because of the custard. Frankito helped me up.
"Thanks Frankito." I said blushing.
"Well, we're not going anywhere until we are all clean." Adi said. I looked around and everybody had a fair bit of custard on them... . but I was also covered in spaghetti!
"I have an idea." Ramona said. We all looked at her worried. She could say some random things... she takes after her dad... Tre Cool!!!
"FOLLOW ME!" She shouted and she ran through the front door. We all stood there for a second, but then I shrugged my shoulders and followed her, then Joey and Jakob followed, then Frankito and Tre and then the rest with Adi at the back looking worried.
She took us through the back gate and we were in the back garden. We all stood there under the hot sun. (Strange because it was freezing yesterday morning). She walked over to the hosepipe and turned the tap on. I knew what she was going to do so generally... I pushed my dad at front and Jakob and Joey threw Billie in the front and Frankito pushed Tre at the front. She turned it on and soaked our dads. Billie and Tre's eyeliner was running down their cheeks and my dad's hair was stuck to his forehead. We all laughed at them. My dad turned around and tackled me to the ground. (We were on grass)
"NOW!" My dad shouted and Billie ran up to Ramona and tickled her to death so she'd drop the hosepipe and then Billie soaked my dad and me.
"It was only supposed to be HERO!" My dad shouted and he chased Billie around the garden. So I went to get the hose and I soaked... EVERYONE!
"SHOWER TIME!" I shouted and soaked them all. MUAHAHAHA! Then Frankito came up to me and tackled me. Put I slipped away and started to run n away. Then Jakob got the hosepipe and showered himself.
"Hey share!" Tre shouted and he got hold of the hosepipe and soaked Billie and my dad who were rolling in the mud.
"NO FAIR!" My dad shouted. So then Frankito grabbed my legs and got me in the mud to.
"Got you now!" Frankito said. Then everybody stopped.
"Err... dudes... its against the law!" Tre shouted. Frankito was lying on top of me in the most awkward position.
"Oh ha ha dad!" Frankito got off of me and helped me up. We looked at each other everyone was practically clean except my dad and me Frankito Billie because we were rolling in mud.
"Ok we are telling you to now ok... shower us down." My dad said. Adi picked the hosepipe up and showered us.
"Thanks" I said. I twisted my hair so then all the water came out.
"Well I'm going to get us some towels and we might as well stay out because the sun can dry us off. I'll order pizza and its ok I know what everybody likes." Adi said getting up. We all applauded for some reason and Adi bowed.
"Thank-you thank-you! But remember I am not a maid!" She said and then exited into the house.
"If she was she'd make a sexy one!" Billie said. Tre laughed and my dad nodded.
"Hey... " Billie said. My dad laughed and took his shirt off. So then did all of the other dudes. Frankito topless!!!
"Come on girls take yours off!" Tre shouted. I threw him a look of disgust.
"Hey ok ok I'm sorry!" Tre said holding his hands up in defence. I laughed. I can't stay angry with Tre.
"PIZZA HERE"
