Living With A Rock Star Dad, chapter 11
"Hey you do realise that we are in our school uniform and I ruined my school trousers by falling in the toilet... what am I going going wear tomorrow?" I had just realised that. Adi placed the pizzas in the middle of our deformed circle.
"Well... . wait how did you fall down the toilet?" Ramona asked. Everyone looked at me as if they were actually interested. Wow.
"Long story cut short... . I was late!" I said taking a piece of pizza.
"Its not safe for you in that house. You don't eat, you fall down toilets, you're head gets stuck between a fence... " My dad said.
"HEY!! My head wasn't supposed to get stuck! I was saying hello to mad squirrel!" I said. Wooh that didn't make me sound blonde at all. Now they are all laughing at me.
"Yeah yeah just don't choke on you're pizza's ok." I said taking a bite out of mine.
"Hey Stella. Why DON'T you eat?" Jakob asked. Now there's a dumb ass question to ask a teenager.
"Because I don't like to eat a lot. I get full kind off easily. I'm alive aren't; I!" I said to all of the "my ass" faces.
"Stella you have to eat or you'll faint and then it'll get worse." Billie said.
"I'm eating now aren't I? Can we stop talking about this please its depressing," I said putting my pizza down. They all nodded and went back to chewing their own pizzas. Sheesh!! Some people like to bother other people so much.
"That hit the spot!" Joey said lying down on his back so the sun would cover his face.
"Oh he looks like and angel when the sun does that to his face!" Tre said.
"Hey I have ALWAYS been an angel," Joey said leaning upwards to face Tre.
"Does this ring a bell "I'm having trouble trying to sleep"... it's a bout a cry baby JOEY!" Tre said, we all laughed at Joey. Bless.
"Yeah well I just wanted to get on my dad's nerves." Joey said holding his head up high. Billie heard it and then stood up.
"You are telling me I stayed up telling you stories about fairies and ducks and pandas all night and you were doing it all for FUN!" He said walking towards Joey. Joey got up and paced backwards.
"Well I think it was funny. I do like ducks." And with that Billie ran after Joey and Joey ran away running and screaming like a girl. We all pissed our selves laughing when Frankito came up to me and signalled that we went inside. I followed him and we went into the living room.
"Here I've got the hair dye there's a bucket under the kitchen sink. Joey told me. We're going to plant it on top of the backdoor so when Billie comes through the door to wipe off the mud see?" I smiled at Frankito.
"I see" And with that Frankito pulled me closer and we were in a deep kiss.
I pulled away.
"We should do this quick so then we can have our victory make out." Frankito gave a put but then smiled.
"You get the bucket," He said.
This was going to be awesome!
We stayed inside to see if Billie would walk through the door. We knew that Ramona Jakob and Joey wouldn't walk through he door because they knew. So did Adi only by luck so there's only one problem. Dad didn't know. But he likes the sun. Well more than Billie so Billie would be the first to come in. We saw Billie stand up and Frankito held my hand. Then al of a sudden my dad got up put a hand on Billie's shoulder and it was like slow motion. Frankito and I ran towards the door shouting
"NO" then my dad got hold f the handle and opened the door. The bucket was falling directly onto his head and then SPLASH. Frankito and I stopped right in front of my dad. My dad stood there with a bucket on his head. Billie looked shocked thinking that could have been him and Tre and Adi were laughing.
"IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BILLIE!" Tre shouted at us. We looked at him as if to say, "shut up" but then Billie looked at us. Billie looked at us and my dad slowly took the bucket off of his head.
"What is in the bucket Hero?" He said slowly.
"Blonde hair dye" I said back to him. I his behind Hero when my dad's eyes went wide.
"SHIT!!" and with that he ran up the stairs. Billie gave us a look.
"This means war!" He said ad then we all burst out laughing.
"One all I think" I said.
"Well... . wait how did you fall down the toilet?" Ramona asked. Everyone looked at me as if they were actually interested. Wow.
"Long story cut short... . I was late!" I said taking a piece of pizza.
"Its not safe for you in that house. You don't eat, you fall down toilets, you're head gets stuck between a fence... " My dad said.
"HEY!! My head wasn't supposed to get stuck! I was saying hello to mad squirrel!" I said. Wooh that didn't make me sound blonde at all. Now they are all laughing at me.
"Yeah yeah just don't choke on you're pizza's ok." I said taking a bite out of mine.
"Hey Stella. Why DON'T you eat?" Jakob asked. Now there's a dumb ass question to ask a teenager.
"Because I don't like to eat a lot. I get full kind off easily. I'm alive aren't; I!" I said to all of the "my ass" faces.
"Stella you have to eat or you'll faint and then it'll get worse." Billie said.
"I'm eating now aren't I? Can we stop talking about this please its depressing," I said putting my pizza down. They all nodded and went back to chewing their own pizzas. Sheesh!! Some people like to bother other people so much.
"That hit the spot!" Joey said lying down on his back so the sun would cover his face.
"Oh he looks like and angel when the sun does that to his face!" Tre said.
"Hey I have ALWAYS been an angel," Joey said leaning upwards to face Tre.
"Does this ring a bell "I'm having trouble trying to sleep"... it's a bout a cry baby JOEY!" Tre said, we all laughed at Joey. Bless.
"Yeah well I just wanted to get on my dad's nerves." Joey said holding his head up high. Billie heard it and then stood up.
"You are telling me I stayed up telling you stories about fairies and ducks and pandas all night and you were doing it all for FUN!" He said walking towards Joey. Joey got up and paced backwards.
"Well I think it was funny. I do like ducks." And with that Billie ran after Joey and Joey ran away running and screaming like a girl. We all pissed our selves laughing when Frankito came up to me and signalled that we went inside. I followed him and we went into the living room.
"Here I've got the hair dye there's a bucket under the kitchen sink. Joey told me. We're going to plant it on top of the backdoor so when Billie comes through the door to wipe off the mud see?" I smiled at Frankito.
"I see" And with that Frankito pulled me closer and we were in a deep kiss.
I pulled away.
"We should do this quick so then we can have our victory make out." Frankito gave a put but then smiled.
"You get the bucket," He said.
This was going to be awesome!
We stayed inside to see if Billie would walk through the door. We knew that Ramona Jakob and Joey wouldn't walk through he door because they knew. So did Adi only by luck so there's only one problem. Dad didn't know. But he likes the sun. Well more than Billie so Billie would be the first to come in. We saw Billie stand up and Frankito held my hand. Then al of a sudden my dad got up put a hand on Billie's shoulder and it was like slow motion. Frankito and I ran towards the door shouting
"NO" then my dad got hold f the handle and opened the door. The bucket was falling directly onto his head and then SPLASH. Frankito and I stopped right in front of my dad. My dad stood there with a bucket on his head. Billie looked shocked thinking that could have been him and Tre and Adi were laughing.
"IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BILLIE!" Tre shouted at us. We looked at him as if to say, "shut up" but then Billie looked at us. Billie looked at us and my dad slowly took the bucket off of his head.
"What is in the bucket Hero?" He said slowly.
"Blonde hair dye" I said back to him. I his behind Hero when my dad's eyes went wide.
"SHIT!!" and with that he ran up the stairs. Billie gave us a look.
"This means war!" He said ad then we all burst out laughing.
"One all I think" I said.
