Living With A Rock Star Dad, chapter 38
"Ok you two grab a basket and grab whatever you can find that is extremely unhealthy and I will do the same at the other end of the supermarket" Dad said as we stood outside the supermarket.
"Ok ready" I said as I looked at dad and Charlie.
"Ready" Charlie and dad said. We all looked at each other. (I know what your thinking. We're acting as if we're about to rob a bank but, a house party is a serious business... or... extremely hilarious)
"Meet me in the bathroom isle in... . 20 minutes?" Dad said as he looked at his watch.
"Bathroom isle?" I asked a little confused.
I am positive he said this was a house party!
"The... toilet... seat broke." Dad said fiddling with his fingers as his face turned extremely red. So red you could have mistaken it for an over grown tomato. I gave my dad the eye as I saw a smile form onto Charlie's face.
"What did you do dad?" I asked trying my best not to laugh at him from turning so red.
"We don't have time for this. 20 minutes toilet isle" Dad said as he disappeared into the Super Market. I slowly turned my head as I came face to face with Charlie.
"So many things can happen when you're breaking a toilet seat" Charlie said laughing a little. I shook my head as I linked arms with Charlie.
"Come on. Let's get this over and done with," I said as we walked in.
Charlie and I ran straight to he pastry isle.
"CUPCAKES!" Charlie shouted as she ran to a packet that had 8 cupcakes in them and there was an offer for 2 for 1.
"We'll take four then." I said as Charlie got four as we then went on as I was searching for a white chocolate cookie's. I love them. They are gorgeous. They are possibly the best fattening food on the face of the earth.
"Found them," I said as I got two bags. There were four big ones in each.
"Does your dad mind us buying all of these?" Charlie asked as we then made our way to the sweets and chips.
"No. We always have a pig out like this now and then. That's the whole fun of us all meeting up" I said beginning to skip down the isle as old foggy woman looked at me strangely. I poked my tongue out at her as I then stopped skipping and waited for Charlie to catch up.
"Old women scare me." She said shuddering. I laughed and looked back at the old woman as she scowled at me.
"If I turn out to be like her... shoot me," I said as we went into the most colourful isle. SWEETIES!!
We walked right down to the end where the good deals were. There were awesome sweets like cola bottles strawberry's laces and sourer fruits and there was always a deal for 3 for $1. It's an awesome deal!!
"Ok you pick three packets and I will pick three," I said as Charlie and I looked up and down picking our sweets.
I picked:
Cola bottles.
Sour fruits.
Apple laces
Charlie picked:
Eggs
Hearts
Wine gums
"Does everybody like these?" Charlie asked as we dumped them into the basket.
"Well if they don't we'll just have to eat them" I said as we laughed and then headed to the toilet isle to meet my dad to buy... a toilet seat... .
"Hey I can try and get my dad to buy the one with the fish on the toilet seat," I said suddenly getting exited.
"Stella its only a toilet seat...wait... you could get him to get a clear one so then someone might piss on it by mistake" Hey... . that's an awesome idea!!
"Yeah that'll be awesome," I said as we both burst out laughing.
We finally got to the toilet isle to see my dad already looking at some very unattractive toilet seats.
"They are all wooden shit" Dad said as he then noticed us walking towards him.
"Aren't there any clear ones... with fish on them" I asked quickly trying not to actually getting a clear toilet seat because knowing me I'd be the one sitting down on the clear toilet seat and pissing on it.
"No... well there are but they're the wrong size... . I didn't know toilet seat came in sizes!" Dad began to whine.
"Well it depends how fat you are," Charlie said. I suppose she's right. Some people are so big they can't even walk anymore. And these toilet seats are pretty big.
"Yeah I suppose. It's a good sign there are a lot of them left I suppose. People loss losing weight... but... I can't seem to... . OH WAIT I FOUND ONE!" Suddenly my dad shot up in the air holding a toilet seat and did some form of dance that I have never seen anyone attempt to do. I looked around and saw people at the top and bottom of the isle looking down at my dad shaking his ass. When I looked down to the bottom of the idle I noticed a girl wearing a Green Day hoodie and her eyes were so wide her eyeballs could have fallen out.
Great another fan.
"Ok dad stop dancing there are people watching and there's a Green Day fan at the bottom of one of the isled and it looks like she is about to drop dead" I said holding my dad's arm. He stopped jumping up and down as Charlie looked at the Green Day girl and she almost burst out laughing.
"Sorry she looks constipated" She said turning red. My dad looked at her and sighed.
"I'll go give her and autograph then. Ok wait here hen we'll go and pay." Dad said putting his basket and toilet seat down. We nodded our heads as we watched my dad go towards the girl. She almost fainted. As he shook her hand I was sure the girl held on a but longer than expected. She blushed so much she could have blended in with the strawberry laces we had bought. He signed a receipt for her (I would laugh so much if she had to give something back and she couldn't because my dads autograph was on it) and then someone took a photo of her with my dad on her camera and I saw her mouth the word thank you but I don't even think she even heard he self say it. Dad said bye to her nice and everything and then came back to us.
"Let's go pay before anymore come" He said but still smiling.
He loves this really.
In The Car
"So dad how did you manage to break the toilet seat?" I asked as the car began to move.
My dad stayed silence for a while. I could see his cheeks turn red and his eyes grow wide as he bit his bottom lip. I couldn't help but laugh.
"Come on dad we won't tell anyone," I said as Charlie moved closer and rested her head on the seat on front of her.
"Ok" Dad finally said. The car stopped as a red light appeared in front of us. He rested his hands on his lap and he didn't turn his head to face us.
It can't have been that embarrassing!!
"Well... it was yesterday night... and I brought a woman back with me... Brittany" He began to say slowly.
I kept my eyes darted at him.
A woman!
" And she wanted to use the rest room. So I told her where it was and she was half way up the stairs when I realised that I had left my dirty laundry on the floor and my underwear was there... and they smelt amazing" My dad said as the lights were still red.
"So I ran up the stairs managed to go into the bathroom before Brittany even stepped foot in there and me being the accident prone I am tripped over my laundry and I grabbed the toilet seat trying to save my life and the seat came off and I fell into the bath as the shower then miraculously turned on over me... Brittany pissed her self" Dad said then driving as a green light signalled us to move.
I slowly turned my head to face Charlie. Her eyes were wide open as she faced me.
Dad invited a girl into his house and managed to take a shower and kill a toiler sear... . all at once.
"Dad you should get a medal for that" I said as Charlie burst out laughing. Dad grunted something as he carried on riving.
"No seriously that is a gift. A skill. It takes great skill to pull something like that off!" I said trying to picture my dad in the shower holding a toilet seat.
"Yeah well Brittany thought the same." Dad said as we turned the street that would lead us to dad's house.
"So are we going to be meeting Brittany tonight at the party?" Charlie asked as she finally stopped laughing.
"Yes. She can't wait to meet you Stella. And I think the nurse Tre met when you were in hospital is coming as well" Dad said as we pulled up.
Cool. I hope Brittany is cool though. I can cope with one Jason but two? I don't think so.
We all scrambled out of the car and I grabbed two bags as id Charlie and dad got the toilet seat. I turned to walk into the house when I noticed the door was open.
"Dad do you usually leave the door wide open when you go out somewhere for a very long time?" I asked as he came and stood next to me.
"Of course not... . oh shit" He ran up into the house as I heard him crunch on some glass.
"Oh no" Whispered Charlie. We both slowly entered the house.
It looked as if a bomb had gone off or the animals from the zoo had escaped.
"Bugger" I managed to whisper as the TV had a huge hole in it, the couch was toppled over coats where lying on the floor as traces of foot and rappers were leading out of the door.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Dad shouted as he put the toilet seat down on a surprisingly remaining coffee table.
The three of us just stood there looking around at everything. It was amazing. The mess I mean. It didn't look like someone had actually taken anything just moved stuff and destroyed a load of stuff. I walked into the middle of the room as I found the house phone.
"I'll ring the cops then" I said as I picked the phone up.
"No its ok I'll do that. Can you two do me a favour and go upstairs and see if everything is ok please?" We both nodded our heads. I handed dad the phone as I made my way up the stairs.
Who would want to do this to us?
And I bloody well hope they haven't taken Frankito's present. Dad was keeping it SAFE for me.
Oh no.
"Ok ready" I said as I looked at dad and Charlie.
"Ready" Charlie and dad said. We all looked at each other. (I know what your thinking. We're acting as if we're about to rob a bank but, a house party is a serious business... or... extremely hilarious)
"Meet me in the bathroom isle in... . 20 minutes?" Dad said as he looked at his watch.
"Bathroom isle?" I asked a little confused.
I am positive he said this was a house party!
"The... toilet... seat broke." Dad said fiddling with his fingers as his face turned extremely red. So red you could have mistaken it for an over grown tomato. I gave my dad the eye as I saw a smile form onto Charlie's face.
"What did you do dad?" I asked trying my best not to laugh at him from turning so red.
"We don't have time for this. 20 minutes toilet isle" Dad said as he disappeared into the Super Market. I slowly turned my head as I came face to face with Charlie.
"So many things can happen when you're breaking a toilet seat" Charlie said laughing a little. I shook my head as I linked arms with Charlie.
"Come on. Let's get this over and done with," I said as we walked in.
Charlie and I ran straight to he pastry isle.
"CUPCAKES!" Charlie shouted as she ran to a packet that had 8 cupcakes in them and there was an offer for 2 for 1.
"We'll take four then." I said as Charlie got four as we then went on as I was searching for a white chocolate cookie's. I love them. They are gorgeous. They are possibly the best fattening food on the face of the earth.
"Found them," I said as I got two bags. There were four big ones in each.
"Does your dad mind us buying all of these?" Charlie asked as we then made our way to the sweets and chips.
"No. We always have a pig out like this now and then. That's the whole fun of us all meeting up" I said beginning to skip down the isle as old foggy woman looked at me strangely. I poked my tongue out at her as I then stopped skipping and waited for Charlie to catch up.
"Old women scare me." She said shuddering. I laughed and looked back at the old woman as she scowled at me.
"If I turn out to be like her... shoot me," I said as we went into the most colourful isle. SWEETIES!!
We walked right down to the end where the good deals were. There were awesome sweets like cola bottles strawberry's laces and sourer fruits and there was always a deal for 3 for $1. It's an awesome deal!!
"Ok you pick three packets and I will pick three," I said as Charlie and I looked up and down picking our sweets.
I picked:
Cola bottles.
Sour fruits.
Apple laces
Charlie picked:
Eggs
Hearts
Wine gums
"Does everybody like these?" Charlie asked as we dumped them into the basket.
"Well if they don't we'll just have to eat them" I said as we laughed and then headed to the toilet isle to meet my dad to buy... a toilet seat... .
"Hey I can try and get my dad to buy the one with the fish on the toilet seat," I said suddenly getting exited.
"Stella its only a toilet seat...wait... you could get him to get a clear one so then someone might piss on it by mistake" Hey... . that's an awesome idea!!
"Yeah that'll be awesome," I said as we both burst out laughing.
We finally got to the toilet isle to see my dad already looking at some very unattractive toilet seats.
"They are all wooden shit" Dad said as he then noticed us walking towards him.
"Aren't there any clear ones... with fish on them" I asked quickly trying not to actually getting a clear toilet seat because knowing me I'd be the one sitting down on the clear toilet seat and pissing on it.
"No... well there are but they're the wrong size... . I didn't know toilet seat came in sizes!" Dad began to whine.
"Well it depends how fat you are," Charlie said. I suppose she's right. Some people are so big they can't even walk anymore. And these toilet seats are pretty big.
"Yeah I suppose. It's a good sign there are a lot of them left I suppose. People loss losing weight... but... I can't seem to... . OH WAIT I FOUND ONE!" Suddenly my dad shot up in the air holding a toilet seat and did some form of dance that I have never seen anyone attempt to do. I looked around and saw people at the top and bottom of the isle looking down at my dad shaking his ass. When I looked down to the bottom of the idle I noticed a girl wearing a Green Day hoodie and her eyes were so wide her eyeballs could have fallen out.
Great another fan.
"Ok dad stop dancing there are people watching and there's a Green Day fan at the bottom of one of the isled and it looks like she is about to drop dead" I said holding my dad's arm. He stopped jumping up and down as Charlie looked at the Green Day girl and she almost burst out laughing.
"Sorry she looks constipated" She said turning red. My dad looked at her and sighed.
"I'll go give her and autograph then. Ok wait here hen we'll go and pay." Dad said putting his basket and toilet seat down. We nodded our heads as we watched my dad go towards the girl. She almost fainted. As he shook her hand I was sure the girl held on a but longer than expected. She blushed so much she could have blended in with the strawberry laces we had bought. He signed a receipt for her (I would laugh so much if she had to give something back and she couldn't because my dads autograph was on it) and then someone took a photo of her with my dad on her camera and I saw her mouth the word thank you but I don't even think she even heard he self say it. Dad said bye to her nice and everything and then came back to us.
"Let's go pay before anymore come" He said but still smiling.
He loves this really.
In The Car
"So dad how did you manage to break the toilet seat?" I asked as the car began to move.
My dad stayed silence for a while. I could see his cheeks turn red and his eyes grow wide as he bit his bottom lip. I couldn't help but laugh.
"Come on dad we won't tell anyone," I said as Charlie moved closer and rested her head on the seat on front of her.
"Ok" Dad finally said. The car stopped as a red light appeared in front of us. He rested his hands on his lap and he didn't turn his head to face us.
It can't have been that embarrassing!!
"Well... it was yesterday night... and I brought a woman back with me... Brittany" He began to say slowly.
I kept my eyes darted at him.
A woman!
" And she wanted to use the rest room. So I told her where it was and she was half way up the stairs when I realised that I had left my dirty laundry on the floor and my underwear was there... and they smelt amazing" My dad said as the lights were still red.
"So I ran up the stairs managed to go into the bathroom before Brittany even stepped foot in there and me being the accident prone I am tripped over my laundry and I grabbed the toilet seat trying to save my life and the seat came off and I fell into the bath as the shower then miraculously turned on over me... Brittany pissed her self" Dad said then driving as a green light signalled us to move.
I slowly turned my head to face Charlie. Her eyes were wide open as she faced me.
Dad invited a girl into his house and managed to take a shower and kill a toiler sear... . all at once.
"Dad you should get a medal for that" I said as Charlie burst out laughing. Dad grunted something as he carried on riving.
"No seriously that is a gift. A skill. It takes great skill to pull something like that off!" I said trying to picture my dad in the shower holding a toilet seat.
"Yeah well Brittany thought the same." Dad said as we turned the street that would lead us to dad's house.
"So are we going to be meeting Brittany tonight at the party?" Charlie asked as she finally stopped laughing.
"Yes. She can't wait to meet you Stella. And I think the nurse Tre met when you were in hospital is coming as well" Dad said as we pulled up.
Cool. I hope Brittany is cool though. I can cope with one Jason but two? I don't think so.
We all scrambled out of the car and I grabbed two bags as id Charlie and dad got the toilet seat. I turned to walk into the house when I noticed the door was open.
"Dad do you usually leave the door wide open when you go out somewhere for a very long time?" I asked as he came and stood next to me.
"Of course not... . oh shit" He ran up into the house as I heard him crunch on some glass.
"Oh no" Whispered Charlie. We both slowly entered the house.
It looked as if a bomb had gone off or the animals from the zoo had escaped.
"Bugger" I managed to whisper as the TV had a huge hole in it, the couch was toppled over coats where lying on the floor as traces of foot and rappers were leading out of the door.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Dad shouted as he put the toilet seat down on a surprisingly remaining coffee table.
The three of us just stood there looking around at everything. It was amazing. The mess I mean. It didn't look like someone had actually taken anything just moved stuff and destroyed a load of stuff. I walked into the middle of the room as I found the house phone.
"I'll ring the cops then" I said as I picked the phone up.
"No its ok I'll do that. Can you two do me a favour and go upstairs and see if everything is ok please?" We both nodded our heads. I handed dad the phone as I made my way up the stairs.
Who would want to do this to us?
And I bloody well hope they haven't taken Frankito's present. Dad was keeping it SAFE for me.
Oh no.
