Living With A Rock Star Dad, chapter 7
I could here them both shouting in the living room. It went something like this.
"This is you're fault. Saying on the internet that you smoked pot and lived the punk life and crap like that and now my daughter is turning into you!" My mom obviously.
"1.Its our daughter 2.SHES BLOODY 15 and 3. She will not smoke pot because she has now got a loving family I lived through hell and if it wasn't for the band I think I would have killed my self by now!" That line scared me.
So you can see where this was going. I was planning on going down before it gets out of hand, but I'm starting to get second thoughts I might make things worse. I wonder how Frankito's mom and dad are taking this? Better than mine most probably. GOD but Frankito is sooo hot and I just made out with him. After liking him for so long this is a little kick to the system... SMASH! What the hell? What are they doing down there?
"What the hell is wrong with you " Right that's my cue.
"Err... guys. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO THE CHINA?!" The china. More like each other. My dad had a hand mark over his face. God it wasn't like I had broken into a bank.
"Stella go up stairs."
"No mom. My dad has a hand mark on his face there's a broken piece of priceless china on the floor, and I'm stuck in the middle!" God I have had enough of this arguing!
"Hero, your not in the middle... "
"HELL YES I AM! Haven't you noticed that these arguments are usually about me or something crap like that? 1. The ankle incident! 2. You thought dad was a child-molesting thing. AND NOW THIS! Why can't you STOP arguing? Why can't you let me see dad like a normal mother would? I don't see him that often anyway because of his job. Frankito doesn't have this trouble neither does Ramona. PLEASE MOM! I let you see Jason and I don't like him an awful lot. I can put up with I'm though because you like him. So why can't you let me see dad!" I looked at my mum. She looked shock at what I had just said. Told you it would have made matters worse. I gave my mum a look that said, "do anything else and you will die" and I went into the kitchen to get a soda. Shouting gives me a dry throat! When I came back they were both sitting on the couch. They both looked up. I stood against the wall.
"What?" They were both just starring at me.
"We're really sorry Hero. We didn't mean for you to think you were in the middle." My dad said standing up. Then mom stood up.
"I am really sorry Stella. And yes you can see you're dad! Come on he is your dad and if I didn't let you see him you will probably run away." She gave me a smile. I was a little confused, how can they throw priceless china and slap then suddenly act all innocent?
"Err... ok. I'm not confused at all. I'm just going to let you to talk again and I'll go to my room and listen out for any ambulance sirens" So I went upstairs to my room like I said I would.
I was up there for around half an hour just thinking of my very odd parents. That's the most they have freaked me out really! Do you really think they have seen the light?! I don't they'll start again tomorrow now you'll see.
American Idiot ring tone
My dad hates it when I do that, set my ring tone to one of his songs. Well I answered the phone. It was Charlie (her name is Charlotte but she hates that name she's my best mate)
"Hey Charlie"
"Hey... what happened today then spill!"
"Well cut a long story short, making out session with you know who, got caught skipping class, now have detention for the rest of the week. I HAD A MAKING OUT SESSION!" (Sorry couldn't hide my exited ness!)
"Oh my god! See we ALL told you so, Joey. Tara, Destiny, Chris, Tom and Dan!" ok ok quite a lot of people know us and took an interest in my love life... if you get me.
"YES!! Ok you did. "
"And don't forget Jack, Sammy and Bob... "
"OK CHARLIE!!"
"Sorry Stella trying to make a point that's all. So... I'm taking it you don't know what happened in art today with Joey?"
"WOOH what?"
"Well you know that he's liked Destiny for ever well. Today he splatted paint all over her. She chased him and they're lips "accidentally" brushed pasted each other. We were all laughing our asses off. You should have seen they're faces it was like "Oh my god did we just do that" and "can you do it again?" you should have been there... or not because you were busy! " WHAT?! I missed it! NOOO!
"No way! I missed it. Well I can't wait to see what happens tomorrow. (Dad shouting my name) oh sorry Charlie got to go I'll see you tomorrow!"
"Ok then see ya!" We both hung up and I ran down stairs, and guess what I fell down again. It didn't hurt so much this time but I have a carpet burn on my ass!
"You ok?" My dad asked trying not to laugh.
"Fine just fine thanks!" I stood up and realised that I had forgotten my soda in the kitchen. I suddenly felt thirsty. Ok I know I'm weird! Hey look at my dad!
"So I have not got to go and speak to kerrang. Ohh I love that magazine. See you Hero." He gave me a hug. And then went to my mum.
"See you Friday ok. I'll pick her up at 6:00p.m. BYE ALL!" And with that he pretended to be a super hero and "flew" out of the front door. Weird see!
"This is you're fault. Saying on the internet that you smoked pot and lived the punk life and crap like that and now my daughter is turning into you!" My mom obviously.
"1.Its our daughter 2.SHES BLOODY 15 and 3. She will not smoke pot because she has now got a loving family I lived through hell and if it wasn't for the band I think I would have killed my self by now!" That line scared me.
So you can see where this was going. I was planning on going down before it gets out of hand, but I'm starting to get second thoughts I might make things worse. I wonder how Frankito's mom and dad are taking this? Better than mine most probably. GOD but Frankito is sooo hot and I just made out with him. After liking him for so long this is a little kick to the system... SMASH! What the hell? What are they doing down there?
"What the hell is wrong with you " Right that's my cue.
"Err... guys. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO THE CHINA?!" The china. More like each other. My dad had a hand mark over his face. God it wasn't like I had broken into a bank.
"Stella go up stairs."
"No mom. My dad has a hand mark on his face there's a broken piece of priceless china on the floor, and I'm stuck in the middle!" God I have had enough of this arguing!
"Hero, your not in the middle... "
"HELL YES I AM! Haven't you noticed that these arguments are usually about me or something crap like that? 1. The ankle incident! 2. You thought dad was a child-molesting thing. AND NOW THIS! Why can't you STOP arguing? Why can't you let me see dad like a normal mother would? I don't see him that often anyway because of his job. Frankito doesn't have this trouble neither does Ramona. PLEASE MOM! I let you see Jason and I don't like him an awful lot. I can put up with I'm though because you like him. So why can't you let me see dad!" I looked at my mum. She looked shock at what I had just said. Told you it would have made matters worse. I gave my mum a look that said, "do anything else and you will die" and I went into the kitchen to get a soda. Shouting gives me a dry throat! When I came back they were both sitting on the couch. They both looked up. I stood against the wall.
"What?" They were both just starring at me.
"We're really sorry Hero. We didn't mean for you to think you were in the middle." My dad said standing up. Then mom stood up.
"I am really sorry Stella. And yes you can see you're dad! Come on he is your dad and if I didn't let you see him you will probably run away." She gave me a smile. I was a little confused, how can they throw priceless china and slap then suddenly act all innocent?
"Err... ok. I'm not confused at all. I'm just going to let you to talk again and I'll go to my room and listen out for any ambulance sirens" So I went upstairs to my room like I said I would.
I was up there for around half an hour just thinking of my very odd parents. That's the most they have freaked me out really! Do you really think they have seen the light?! I don't they'll start again tomorrow now you'll see.
American Idiot ring tone
My dad hates it when I do that, set my ring tone to one of his songs. Well I answered the phone. It was Charlie (her name is Charlotte but she hates that name she's my best mate)
"Hey Charlie"
"Hey... what happened today then spill!"
"Well cut a long story short, making out session with you know who, got caught skipping class, now have detention for the rest of the week. I HAD A MAKING OUT SESSION!" (Sorry couldn't hide my exited ness!)
"Oh my god! See we ALL told you so, Joey. Tara, Destiny, Chris, Tom and Dan!" ok ok quite a lot of people know us and took an interest in my love life... if you get me.
"YES!! Ok you did. "
"And don't forget Jack, Sammy and Bob... "
"OK CHARLIE!!"
"Sorry Stella trying to make a point that's all. So... I'm taking it you don't know what happened in art today with Joey?"
"WOOH what?"
"Well you know that he's liked Destiny for ever well. Today he splatted paint all over her. She chased him and they're lips "accidentally" brushed pasted each other. We were all laughing our asses off. You should have seen they're faces it was like "Oh my god did we just do that" and "can you do it again?" you should have been there... or not because you were busy! " WHAT?! I missed it! NOOO!
"No way! I missed it. Well I can't wait to see what happens tomorrow. (Dad shouting my name) oh sorry Charlie got to go I'll see you tomorrow!"
"Ok then see ya!" We both hung up and I ran down stairs, and guess what I fell down again. It didn't hurt so much this time but I have a carpet burn on my ass!
"You ok?" My dad asked trying not to laugh.
"Fine just fine thanks!" I stood up and realised that I had forgotten my soda in the kitchen. I suddenly felt thirsty. Ok I know I'm weird! Hey look at my dad!
"So I have not got to go and speak to kerrang. Ohh I love that magazine. See you Hero." He gave me a hug. And then went to my mum.
"See you Friday ok. I'll pick her up at 6:00p.m. BYE ALL!" And with that he pretended to be a super hero and "flew" out of the front door. Weird see!
