Living With A Rock Star Dad, chapter 8
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Another alarm clock broken by Stella. Arch... School. Well, at least Frankito will be there. But today we have to wear our school uniform! DAMN SCHOOL! I don't find it fair that my dad and mum pay for me to go to this crap private school. They should pay us! God I would rather go to the music shop or hang out with my dad to meet Joel and Gerard. And Tre and Billie but they're practically uncles to me. And of course spend time with Frankito... And yes OK I suppose Joey Charlie Destiny Dan Tom and the rest would have to come. We could throw eggs at Mariah's precious hair and then throw flower and feathers at her! MUAHAHAHA! Then we should tip cold spaghetti over her partners Brittany and Claire! They would be all like "AHH my identical Jessica Simpson top!" Ohhh... Damn school!
"Morning Stella" My mum said as I entered the kitchen. I grumbled and walked over to the fruit bowl. I picked up an apple and turned the TV on. Have a guess who was on... MY DAD! They were playing American Idiot. In the corner it said "Song's that changed the world" I don't know what number Green Day were but I think that song deserved the number one spot... Damn bush!
"That's all they play theses day's... Green Day." Mum said picking her head up from her work.
"So what's the problem with that?" I asked. Here we go. Now my mum and me were going to fight!
"I'm just saying. All I see is American Idiot Wake me up when September ends and Holiday? Where's basket case? Well, anyway please tell me you're going to have more than that for breakfast?" Do my ears deceive me? Did my mum just kind of like admitting she liked Green Day? Jason hated the band a she never mentioned them ever until now.
"Mom... You feeling OK?" Honest I was seriously surprised!
"Yes, I am fine. And you better hurry up the bus will be there in 10 minutes." 10! AHH! Run up stairs brush teeth.... DO NOT FALL DOWN THE TOILET! Damn to late. OK change from trousers to skirt... I hate skirts. Brush hair QUICKLY! Shoes on. Ow! NOTE TO SELF= do not put shoes on when walking down stairs.
"SEE YA MOM!" I said putting my bag on my back.
"Don't forget this... And your dad is picking you all up OK he's got a surprise for you all!" She threw me an apple.
"Thanks see ya!" I yelled then ran to the bus stop.
"Someone's late" Joey said with a grin. I had only just made it to the bus stop when the bus pulled up. Frankito came up to me and kissed me on the cheek.
"Come on... And by the way you should wear a skirt more often!" I hit him on the arm gently and got on the bus. Joey went to sit next to Tom and I sat in front of then next to Frankito.
"Woo, and I have got the dye. I just need to steal a bucket from the shed and Billie will be blonde," Frankito said turning towards me. Joey and Tom looked over the seats.
"So its definite, I am going to have a blonde dad?" I laughed at this. Only because he made the most pathetic face ever.
"Ohh diddums! You don't want a blonde rock star dad do you?" I said dropping my bottom lip. Frankito laughed and Tom tried not to.
"Its OK dude at least you're dad is a rock star and he isn't bold!" This made us all laugh.
"OYE! SHUT UP AT THE BACK!" The bus driver shouted. What bit his ass this morning?
"Wait can we do it though? My dad is going to pick us all up and he's got a surprise for us?" Tom looked puzzled and so did Frankito but it looks like Joey knew what was happening.
"So you going to tell us or are you just going to go all smart ass on us?" Frankito asked.
"OK keep your half brain intact! Well, your dad is going to take me you and Frankito here to my house and... That's all I know.... But I do know I have a bucket!"
Frankito looked at him stupid.
"You know what I was wrong... You could never go smart ass on us. You're not very smart. And I have more than half a brain to keep intact!" Tom and I laughed Joey didn't look that pleased.
"Well, at least I have a nice ass though. I've got 1 out of 2!" Jesus I might piss my self.
"Mines prettier! I have my dads ass and all of the girl fans out there say he has a nice one!" OK they must stop if not I might have to change again. Tom had now fallen back on to his seat laughing so much.
"Ohh competition now. OK then we'll see. We shall go around the school asking everyone... And I mean everyone to see who has the best ass!" WHAT THE HELL! This is going to be good.
"Deal! And I already have one!" Frankito said.
"Oh yes who's that your imaginary mate Stan who has a mermaid for a girlfriend?" (Oh yes by the way that's true! )
"No. Stella but OK that makes it two!" I can tell today is going to be better than usual.
"OK settle down... Please be quiet whilst I do the register." We all k shut up for a couple of seconds. When she called out the third name Charlie poked me in the arm.
"Hey Stella. There's a party at Destiny's tomorrow every ones going... Even Sammy. Coming?" Hmm.... Thinking about it... Thought about it... Answer... HELL YES!
"Yes, of course!" I haven't been to a party in ages.
"Stella."
"Here" Yes at least one teacher calls me Stella and not Estelle! I decided to look around the room. Then my eyes fell upon Mariah, and she was looking directly at me. She stuck her middle finger up at me and turned away. I don't really know why she has a grudge against me, but you know, its cool because I hate her any way's! She has a thing for Frankito and Brittany likes Joey... Bless.
"Now then class today's lesson is about the U. K. Now can anyone name the four country's in the U. K?" Everyone looked blanc at Mr. Brown. I raised my hand.
"Yes Stella"
"Err. Is Wales one?" I wasn't sure but I know my dad has toured there and
Billie tried to learn something in welsh... It was funny because he forgot because when he asked he was drunk.
"Yes, well done. Anyone else?" Frankito poked me. I turned round and asked what was wrong.
"Is England one?" I laughed and nodded.
"I KNOW ONE I KNOW ONE SIR!" Frankito said jumping up and down.
"OK settle down Frankito."
"SCOTLAND!" I burst out laughing. So did Joey he must have heard Frankito asking if England was in the U. K.
"Yes, Frankito well done but please next time just raising you hand will do."
"Sorry sir, but can I ask you a favor?" Oh God what?
"Yes of course Frankito"
"Whose backside is better mine or Joey's? See were having a competition and I know I am going to win I just want to prove that to him" Everyone roared with laughter.
"MR. COOL PLEASE LEAVE MY CLASSROOM! AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU... ACT NORMAL!" Everyone tried to stop laughing. Frankito got up and winked at me. Then Mariah said something that made me snap.
"I think you're backside is very lush Frankito." Franktio stopped dead in his tracks and looked at Mr. Brown. His face changed so many colors it was unbelievable.
"Mariah that was not necessary you will have detention and I though I told you to leave my classroom!" Franktio looked at me sad and then left. Great now Mariah will be with Frankito and me in detention. Things can't get worse than that!
Another alarm clock broken by Stella. Arch... School. Well, at least Frankito will be there. But today we have to wear our school uniform! DAMN SCHOOL! I don't find it fair that my dad and mum pay for me to go to this crap private school. They should pay us! God I would rather go to the music shop or hang out with my dad to meet Joel and Gerard. And Tre and Billie but they're practically uncles to me. And of course spend time with Frankito... And yes OK I suppose Joey Charlie Destiny Dan Tom and the rest would have to come. We could throw eggs at Mariah's precious hair and then throw flower and feathers at her! MUAHAHAHA! Then we should tip cold spaghetti over her partners Brittany and Claire! They would be all like "AHH my identical Jessica Simpson top!" Ohhh... Damn school!
"Morning Stella" My mum said as I entered the kitchen. I grumbled and walked over to the fruit bowl. I picked up an apple and turned the TV on. Have a guess who was on... MY DAD! They were playing American Idiot. In the corner it said "Song's that changed the world" I don't know what number Green Day were but I think that song deserved the number one spot... Damn bush!
"That's all they play theses day's... Green Day." Mum said picking her head up from her work.
"So what's the problem with that?" I asked. Here we go. Now my mum and me were going to fight!
"I'm just saying. All I see is American Idiot Wake me up when September ends and Holiday? Where's basket case? Well, anyway please tell me you're going to have more than that for breakfast?" Do my ears deceive me? Did my mum just kind of like admitting she liked Green Day? Jason hated the band a she never mentioned them ever until now.
"Mom... You feeling OK?" Honest I was seriously surprised!
"Yes, I am fine. And you better hurry up the bus will be there in 10 minutes." 10! AHH! Run up stairs brush teeth.... DO NOT FALL DOWN THE TOILET! Damn to late. OK change from trousers to skirt... I hate skirts. Brush hair QUICKLY! Shoes on. Ow! NOTE TO SELF= do not put shoes on when walking down stairs.
"SEE YA MOM!" I said putting my bag on my back.
"Don't forget this... And your dad is picking you all up OK he's got a surprise for you all!" She threw me an apple.
"Thanks see ya!" I yelled then ran to the bus stop.
"Someone's late" Joey said with a grin. I had only just made it to the bus stop when the bus pulled up. Frankito came up to me and kissed me on the cheek.
"Come on... And by the way you should wear a skirt more often!" I hit him on the arm gently and got on the bus. Joey went to sit next to Tom and I sat in front of then next to Frankito.
"Woo, and I have got the dye. I just need to steal a bucket from the shed and Billie will be blonde," Frankito said turning towards me. Joey and Tom looked over the seats.
"So its definite, I am going to have a blonde dad?" I laughed at this. Only because he made the most pathetic face ever.
"Ohh diddums! You don't want a blonde rock star dad do you?" I said dropping my bottom lip. Frankito laughed and Tom tried not to.
"Its OK dude at least you're dad is a rock star and he isn't bold!" This made us all laugh.
"OYE! SHUT UP AT THE BACK!" The bus driver shouted. What bit his ass this morning?
"Wait can we do it though? My dad is going to pick us all up and he's got a surprise for us?" Tom looked puzzled and so did Frankito but it looks like Joey knew what was happening.
"So you going to tell us or are you just going to go all smart ass on us?" Frankito asked.
"OK keep your half brain intact! Well, your dad is going to take me you and Frankito here to my house and... That's all I know.... But I do know I have a bucket!"
Frankito looked at him stupid.
"You know what I was wrong... You could never go smart ass on us. You're not very smart. And I have more than half a brain to keep intact!" Tom and I laughed Joey didn't look that pleased.
"Well, at least I have a nice ass though. I've got 1 out of 2!" Jesus I might piss my self.
"Mines prettier! I have my dads ass and all of the girl fans out there say he has a nice one!" OK they must stop if not I might have to change again. Tom had now fallen back on to his seat laughing so much.
"Ohh competition now. OK then we'll see. We shall go around the school asking everyone... And I mean everyone to see who has the best ass!" WHAT THE HELL! This is going to be good.
"Deal! And I already have one!" Frankito said.
"Oh yes who's that your imaginary mate Stan who has a mermaid for a girlfriend?" (Oh yes by the way that's true! )
"No. Stella but OK that makes it two!" I can tell today is going to be better than usual.
"OK settle down... Please be quiet whilst I do the register." We all k shut up for a couple of seconds. When she called out the third name Charlie poked me in the arm.
"Hey Stella. There's a party at Destiny's tomorrow every ones going... Even Sammy. Coming?" Hmm.... Thinking about it... Thought about it... Answer... HELL YES!
"Yes, of course!" I haven't been to a party in ages.
"Stella."
"Here" Yes at least one teacher calls me Stella and not Estelle! I decided to look around the room. Then my eyes fell upon Mariah, and she was looking directly at me. She stuck her middle finger up at me and turned away. I don't really know why she has a grudge against me, but you know, its cool because I hate her any way's! She has a thing for Frankito and Brittany likes Joey... Bless.
"Now then class today's lesson is about the U. K. Now can anyone name the four country's in the U. K?" Everyone looked blanc at Mr. Brown. I raised my hand.
"Yes Stella"
"Err. Is Wales one?" I wasn't sure but I know my dad has toured there and
Billie tried to learn something in welsh... It was funny because he forgot because when he asked he was drunk.
"Yes, well done. Anyone else?" Frankito poked me. I turned round and asked what was wrong.
"Is England one?" I laughed and nodded.
"I KNOW ONE I KNOW ONE SIR!" Frankito said jumping up and down.
"OK settle down Frankito."
"SCOTLAND!" I burst out laughing. So did Joey he must have heard Frankito asking if England was in the U. K.
"Yes, Frankito well done but please next time just raising you hand will do."
"Sorry sir, but can I ask you a favor?" Oh God what?
"Yes of course Frankito"
"Whose backside is better mine or Joey's? See were having a competition and I know I am going to win I just want to prove that to him" Everyone roared with laughter.
"MR. COOL PLEASE LEAVE MY CLASSROOM! AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU... ACT NORMAL!" Everyone tried to stop laughing. Frankito got up and winked at me. Then Mariah said something that made me snap.
"I think you're backside is very lush Frankito." Franktio stopped dead in his tracks and looked at Mr. Brown. His face changed so many colors it was unbelievable.
"Mariah that was not necessary you will have detention and I though I told you to leave my classroom!" Franktio looked at me sad and then left. Great now Mariah will be with Frankito and me in detention. Things can't get worse than that!
