Stupid Billie, chapter 11
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"I'm a friggin' cat you dumbass!!" Thea was yelled at a kid who couldn't guess what she was.
"How was I supposed to know?!?" the kid yelled back.
"Well I asked you for a yarn ball, milk and fish! What the hell else am I supposed to be!?!?"
"My uncle Bobby!!" Tre yelled from his seat.
"Don't make me come over there!" Thea said pointing at him.
"Is that supposed to be a threat?" he stood up and towered over Thea's head.
"Yes. You should know by know that I could kick your ass at any given moment... As a matter of fact, I think I will," Thea said looking up, (very high).
"Right. And how're you supposed to do that? I'm twice the size of you." Thea glare at him, she hated it when people called her short.
"You're not that much taller than me."
The bell rang. "It's lunch now right?" Tre asked.
"Yeah. And no the food's not good."
"I know. Cafeteria food is never good."
"You're weird."
"I know."
"I'm hungry."
"Me too."
"Stop agreeing with me!!"
"Why? I thought girls liked it when guys agreed with them."
"Yeah. They do. But you're just trying to be annoying."
"And you have a problem with that because?" Thea rolled her eyes and walked out of the room.
"So what's for lunch anyways?" Tre asked following Thea down the hall.
"Dunno."
"But...but what will you eat?" Thea stared at him like he was a complete moron, and right at that moment, he was.
"Whatever they're selling."
"Oooooh..."
Luckily, Sam and Veronica weren't in that much trouble. That meaning they were sent to lunch. They got there before Bam, Mike, Thea, Tre, Caitlin and Billie. "I need something to drink," Sam said as she sighed and sat down. By that she meant... CHOCOLATE MILK. A few moments later Tre bounded in with Thea behind him, rolling her eyes.
"Whatcha drinkin'?" he asked Sam.
"CHOCOLATE MILK BITCH!" she yelled. A bit loudly too...
"Sam, you're going to get us all a detention." Thea told her as she sat down, ignoring Tre's slightly shocked and indignant look.
"Bam already got me one," she said simply.
"Where is Bam anyway?" Thea asked, not too surprised.
"Last I saw him he was in the art room," Sam said, putting her feet up on the table. Thea followed her suit.
There was an awkward silence then Thea said, "Well, do either of them know how to get here?" Sam and Veronica looked at each other.
"Shit..."
"Hey guys!" Billie Joe said, plopping down next to Tre. "Uh... where's Mike? And Bam?"
"In my closet," Veronica answered. "That's where I hide the bodies." Billie Joe stared at her.
"Ohh...okay then..." he turned to Caitlin. "Should I be scared?"
"No, that's normal," she said as she sat next to Sam. "So where are they?"
"Probably lost," Sam said, not caring.
"Do these belong to you?"
The three girls looked up to see the V.P. standing above them holding the shirt collars of both Mike and Bam. "Tell this bitch to let go!" Bam said as he tried to wiggle free.
"Inappropriate language calls for a detention," she said.
"Is man-handling students really all that necessary?" Thea said. "I could point this out to the superintendent..." Sam rolled her eyes. Thea needed to stop making smart-ass comments before she got herself in real trouble someday. Surprisingly, that time, Thea's comment worked. The V.P. walked away, leaving Bam rubbing his neck and Mike glaring at Veronica.
"How could you leave us all alone?!"
"Oh, I'm sorry," Veronica said. Mike still looked mad. "...I love you..." His look changed from anger to confusion. "What?"
"I love you makes everything better..."
"How do you figure that?"
"Like this!" She turned to Thea. "You're short, munchkin!" Thea glared at her. "I love you!" Thea grinned.
"Aww...thank you..." Mike shrugged.
"Okay then." Meanwhile, Sam was slapping Bam.
"This is all YOUR fault!"
"Ow! How is i-OW!"
"I was aiming for your head!"
"How did you miss from that clo-OW!"
"SHUT UP!"
"Uh-oh..." Caitlin said. "Sam, I know what will make you feel better. Truth or dare!"
"Ooooooh I wanna play!" Tre squealed. Sam's eyes flashed and an evil grin spread across her face.
"Okay... I dare you to..." she whispered something in his ear.
"I'm a friggin' cat you dumbass!!" Thea was yelled at a kid who couldn't guess what she was.
"How was I supposed to know?!?" the kid yelled back.
"Well I asked you for a yarn ball, milk and fish! What the hell else am I supposed to be!?!?"
"My uncle Bobby!!" Tre yelled from his seat.
"Don't make me come over there!" Thea said pointing at him.
"Is that supposed to be a threat?" he stood up and towered over Thea's head.
"Yes. You should know by know that I could kick your ass at any given moment... As a matter of fact, I think I will," Thea said looking up, (very high).
"Right. And how're you supposed to do that? I'm twice the size of you." Thea glare at him, she hated it when people called her short.
"You're not that much taller than me."
The bell rang. "It's lunch now right?" Tre asked.
"Yeah. And no the food's not good."
"I know. Cafeteria food is never good."
"You're weird."
"I know."
"I'm hungry."
"Me too."
"Stop agreeing with me!!"
"Why? I thought girls liked it when guys agreed with them."
"Yeah. They do. But you're just trying to be annoying."
"And you have a problem with that because?" Thea rolled her eyes and walked out of the room.
"So what's for lunch anyways?" Tre asked following Thea down the hall.
"Dunno."
"But...but what will you eat?" Thea stared at him like he was a complete moron, and right at that moment, he was.
"Whatever they're selling."
"Oooooh..."
Luckily, Sam and Veronica weren't in that much trouble. That meaning they were sent to lunch. They got there before Bam, Mike, Thea, Tre, Caitlin and Billie. "I need something to drink," Sam said as she sighed and sat down. By that she meant... CHOCOLATE MILK. A few moments later Tre bounded in with Thea behind him, rolling her eyes.
"Whatcha drinkin'?" he asked Sam.
"CHOCOLATE MILK BITCH!" she yelled. A bit loudly too...
"Sam, you're going to get us all a detention." Thea told her as she sat down, ignoring Tre's slightly shocked and indignant look.
"Bam already got me one," she said simply.
"Where is Bam anyway?" Thea asked, not too surprised.
"Last I saw him he was in the art room," Sam said, putting her feet up on the table. Thea followed her suit.
There was an awkward silence then Thea said, "Well, do either of them know how to get here?" Sam and Veronica looked at each other.
"Shit..."
"Hey guys!" Billie Joe said, plopping down next to Tre. "Uh... where's Mike? And Bam?"
"In my closet," Veronica answered. "That's where I hide the bodies." Billie Joe stared at her.
"Ohh...okay then..." he turned to Caitlin. "Should I be scared?"
"No, that's normal," she said as she sat next to Sam. "So where are they?"
"Probably lost," Sam said, not caring.
"Do these belong to you?"
The three girls looked up to see the V.P. standing above them holding the shirt collars of both Mike and Bam. "Tell this bitch to let go!" Bam said as he tried to wiggle free.
"Inappropriate language calls for a detention," she said.
"Is man-handling students really all that necessary?" Thea said. "I could point this out to the superintendent..." Sam rolled her eyes. Thea needed to stop making smart-ass comments before she got herself in real trouble someday. Surprisingly, that time, Thea's comment worked. The V.P. walked away, leaving Bam rubbing his neck and Mike glaring at Veronica.
"How could you leave us all alone?!"
"Oh, I'm sorry," Veronica said. Mike still looked mad. "...I love you..." His look changed from anger to confusion. "What?"
"I love you makes everything better..."
"How do you figure that?"
"Like this!" She turned to Thea. "You're short, munchkin!" Thea glared at her. "I love you!" Thea grinned.
"Aww...thank you..." Mike shrugged.
"Okay then." Meanwhile, Sam was slapping Bam.
"This is all YOUR fault!"
"Ow! How is i-OW!"
"I was aiming for your head!"
"How did you miss from that clo-OW!"
"SHUT UP!"
"Uh-oh..." Caitlin said. "Sam, I know what will make you feel better. Truth or dare!"
"Ooooooh I wanna play!" Tre squealed. Sam's eyes flashed and an evil grin spread across her face.
"Okay... I dare you to..." she whispered something in his ear.
