Stupid Billie, chapter 12
"Fine, I will do that," Tre said. "But only if you do this... ."
The rest of lunch passed and neither Sam nor Tre did anything - wait - scratch that - Tre tried to look down Veronica's shirt. Too bad she's taller than him... .what was he thinking?!
Anyways, as the bell rang and everyone got up to leave, Tre ran over to the V.P., Ms. Hass, and screamed, "You gave me a boner! Wanna touch it?!"
"Tre, what the fuck are you doing?!" Thea screamed at him as she dragged him away by the ear. "I don't need a fucking office detention (OD)!"
"I was just playing Truth or Dare...." He whimpered, "Oww... that hurts... leggo of my ear."
She rolled her eyes and let go, just in time to see Sam jump in front of Mr. O, their 7th grade history teacher, and shake her boobs. Caitlin grabbed Sam, pulled her away, and called her a dumb fuck.
"God... remind me not to play Truth or Dare with Tre during school hours... " Thea said to Veronica as they walked away.
"I will. But guess what?"
"What?"
"Sam has Spanish next period with Mr. Torres."
Thea laughed, "Oh boy, are Bam and Billie in for it."
*Spanish Class*
"Como say what?" Bam whispered to Billie.
"Como se llama. It means what's your name," Billie pointed out as if it was obvious. They were sitting next to each other, Bam behind Sami and Billie Joe behind Caitlin.
"How was I supposed to know that? I barely speak English and this crack head Senor... whatever wants me to speak Spanish?!" Bam said and noticed Caitlin staring at him.
"What?"
"Would you shut it? I can't concentrate," she replied.
"Why you're not the boss of me." Bam retaliated.
Sam turned around in her chair, "What are you, five?"
"Huh?" Bam said with a confused look on his face.
"You act like a baby."
"No I don't!"
"Shut up!" Caitlin harshly whispered. "Do you want another detention?!?"
Bam rolls his eyes. "No." He finally said.
"I didn't think so." Caitlin replied just as the bell rang. "Thank god there's only one more period," she whispered to Sami as the left to go to science.
*After Last Period, At Veronica's locker...*
"Hey hot stuff," Tre said leaning on the locker next to Veronica's.
Veronica looked around. "Where's Thea?" She asked nervously.
"Dunno. Hey, I never got to ask you if you had fun at lunch. I know I did," he said putting his arm around her shoulder.
Veronica's jaw dropped. "You horny bastard!!" She yelled slapping him, shoving him into her locker and slamming it shut.
"Veronica?" Tre said from inside.
"I can't hear you," she sang as Thea and Mike walked over.
"Have you seen Tre? I lost him, which really isn't good. Dammit," Thea said.
Bang, bang, bang. "Thea is that you?!? Thea! Get me outta here! Its dark and scary!!" Tre sobbed.
"Are you crying?" Thea asked opening the locker.
Tre fell to the floor. "You were gonna leave me there to die!" he cried.
"Shit, he is crying," Mike said helping him off the floor.
"You're mean!" Tre said sticking his tongue out at Veronica.
She rolled her eyes, "Hey. Here come Sami and Caitlin."
"What did you do to my drummer?!?!" Billie yelled, seeing Tre crying.
"Nothing. He was being a pervert and he got what he deserved."
"Tre!!" Billie yelled, whacking him across the head.
"Can we go? Were gonna miss our busses," Caitlin said.
"What are you talking about? You're on the second run," Thea pointed out.
"What's that noise?" Bam asked.
"It sounds like the bus is leaving," Sami said.
They all ran outside, and sure enough the yellow school buses were driving down the street.
The rest of lunch passed and neither Sam nor Tre did anything - wait - scratch that - Tre tried to look down Veronica's shirt. Too bad she's taller than him... .what was he thinking?!
Anyways, as the bell rang and everyone got up to leave, Tre ran over to the V.P., Ms. Hass, and screamed, "You gave me a boner! Wanna touch it?!"
"Tre, what the fuck are you doing?!" Thea screamed at him as she dragged him away by the ear. "I don't need a fucking office detention (OD)!"
"I was just playing Truth or Dare...." He whimpered, "Oww... that hurts... leggo of my ear."
She rolled her eyes and let go, just in time to see Sam jump in front of Mr. O, their 7th grade history teacher, and shake her boobs. Caitlin grabbed Sam, pulled her away, and called her a dumb fuck.
"God... remind me not to play Truth or Dare with Tre during school hours... " Thea said to Veronica as they walked away.
"I will. But guess what?"
"What?"
"Sam has Spanish next period with Mr. Torres."
Thea laughed, "Oh boy, are Bam and Billie in for it."
*Spanish Class*
"Como say what?" Bam whispered to Billie.
"Como se llama. It means what's your name," Billie pointed out as if it was obvious. They were sitting next to each other, Bam behind Sami and Billie Joe behind Caitlin.
"How was I supposed to know that? I barely speak English and this crack head Senor... whatever wants me to speak Spanish?!" Bam said and noticed Caitlin staring at him.
"What?"
"Would you shut it? I can't concentrate," she replied.
"Why you're not the boss of me." Bam retaliated.
Sam turned around in her chair, "What are you, five?"
"Huh?" Bam said with a confused look on his face.
"You act like a baby."
"No I don't!"
"Shut up!" Caitlin harshly whispered. "Do you want another detention?!?"
Bam rolls his eyes. "No." He finally said.
"I didn't think so." Caitlin replied just as the bell rang. "Thank god there's only one more period," she whispered to Sami as the left to go to science.
*After Last Period, At Veronica's locker...*
"Hey hot stuff," Tre said leaning on the locker next to Veronica's.
Veronica looked around. "Where's Thea?" She asked nervously.
"Dunno. Hey, I never got to ask you if you had fun at lunch. I know I did," he said putting his arm around her shoulder.
Veronica's jaw dropped. "You horny bastard!!" She yelled slapping him, shoving him into her locker and slamming it shut.
"Veronica?" Tre said from inside.
"I can't hear you," she sang as Thea and Mike walked over.
"Have you seen Tre? I lost him, which really isn't good. Dammit," Thea said.
Bang, bang, bang. "Thea is that you?!? Thea! Get me outta here! Its dark and scary!!" Tre sobbed.
"Are you crying?" Thea asked opening the locker.
Tre fell to the floor. "You were gonna leave me there to die!" he cried.
"Shit, he is crying," Mike said helping him off the floor.
"You're mean!" Tre said sticking his tongue out at Veronica.
She rolled her eyes, "Hey. Here come Sami and Caitlin."
"What did you do to my drummer?!?!" Billie yelled, seeing Tre crying.
"Nothing. He was being a pervert and he got what he deserved."
"Tre!!" Billie yelled, whacking him across the head.
"Can we go? Were gonna miss our busses," Caitlin said.
"What are you talking about? You're on the second run," Thea pointed out.
"What's that noise?" Bam asked.
"It sounds like the bus is leaving," Sami said.
They all ran outside, and sure enough the yellow school buses were driving down the street.
