Stupid Billie, chapter 14
In The Woods... *evil music*
"Oh my god, I'm like so excited." Bam said jumping up and down
Sami rolled her eyes.
"Can we go faster?" Tre wined.
"Why don't you two go ahead?" Caitlin suggested.
"Ok." Tre and Bam said in unison.
"Are you sure you want them to do that?" Billie whispered to Caitlin.
"Why not?"
"Hey, don't say I didn't warn you."
Bam and Tre ran very far ahead in to the dark... screaming excitedly.
2 minutes later...
"Dude, its quiet." Veronica said quietly. "And I don't like it!!" She screamed.
"Hey it echoes!!" Mike yelled.
"Shhh... did you hear that?" Caitlin said.
"What? My screaming?!" Mike yelled again.
"No!!" Sami, Caitlin, Veronica, Thea and Billie yelled together.
"There it is again." Caitlin said.
They all huddled together as soft footsteps approached.
"Mike I'm scared!" Veronica yelled hugging Mike.
He hugged her back.
"Hey that's my future wife you got your hands on!!" Tre jumped out of the woods screaming.
"What the fuck?!?!" They all yelled loudly.
Tre shrugged, "Sorry?"
Billie and Mike whacked him.
Later...
Sami heard the soft footsteps again.
"Bam, you can come out, it's not funny." She stopped while everyone else walked on.
"Bam?" She called.
No one answered.
'Oh my God! It's not BAM!!!' She thought.
She started to panic (At The Disco) as a hand slowly grabbed her shoulder.
"Boo." A voice said calmly.
Sam was about to flip out but then she realized...
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" She screamed.
Everyone turned around.
"BAMMMM!!!" Sam yelled slapping him so loudly it echoed over the trees.
Bam stood there with his mouth wide open rubbing his cheek.
"That' looked like it hurt." Tre said, trying not to laugh.
"It did hurt you dipshit!" Bam yelled.
Billie shined the flashlight at Bam's face, showing his bright red cheek.
"Is it bad?" Bam asked.
No one answered him.
"I take that as a yes."
"Sorry, it was a natural reaction. You scared me so... " Sami began, but noticed Bam glaring at her.
"So you slapped me?!?! Dude, that like echoed throughout a five mile radius!!" Bam yelled.
"You have to admit it was funny." Tre laughed.
"You are such an ass. You weren't supposed to jump out and yell, 'hey that's my future wife' " Bam mimicked grabbing onto Veronica's arm.
"What was I supposed to yell?!?!" Tre yelled stepping up to Bam.
"BOO!! What else?!?!"
"But that's so overrated."
"No, I don't think it is." Mike said, trying to stop a fight in the making.
Bam was fuming,
"Whatever." He said walking on.
A Few Hours Later... *more evil music*
"That's it we're lost." Billie said stopping and sitting on a big rock.
"No we aren't." Caitlin said sitting next to him.
An owl hooted and Caitlin and Billie jumped up.
"Ok, maybe we are a little lost."
"How can you be a little lost? You're either lost or not lost... and guess what? We're officially lost!!" Mike said letting his anger out by kicking a rock and stubbing his toe. "Dammit."
"Let's hope we die of starvation before the Blair Witch gets us." Tre said lying down on the wet ground.
"The Blair witch is in Maryland retard." Thea said, pushing him with her foot.
"So? Fuck. We walked so far we're probably in Mary Land." Tre said Maryland as if it were two separate words.
"You're a loser." Thea said.
"And you're a midget." Tre replied.
"Oh it's on now!" Thea yelled.
"Thea!" Veronica said sharply. "Down boy."
"What?!?"
"Umm... down... um, girl?"
Thea glared at her.
"I miss my skateboard!" Bam cried.
"Oh suck it up." Sami said whacking him.
"It's getting dark." Veronica said.
"No shit Sherlock!" Bam said.
"Thea! I'm too young to die!" Tre said grabbing onto her.
"Get off me!" She said pushing him away.
"Shhh... did you hear that?" Mike said.
"Yea. Do you think it's a bear or something?" Billie asked him.
"But... Veronica said there were no bears. Right Veronica?" Tre said wiping his nose on his shirt.
"Uhhh. Yea, right Tre." Veronica said giving an uneasy smile. "I'm sure it's nothing to worry about Mike." She added.
"There it is again." Thea said.
"Hey. What are those lights up ahead?" Veronica asked.
"Lights?!?! Yay! We're saved!!! Saved! Saved! Saved!" Tre yelled jumping up and down.
"Wait. It's not Bam again is it?" Caitlin said.
Sami looked to where Bam was.
"I'm here. You don't worry 'bout shit."
"Wait - this is just like the Texas chainsaw massacre!" Tre screamed. "We're all gonna die!"
"Aw, shut up!" Thea yelled at him.
"Oh my god, I'm like so excited." Bam said jumping up and down
Sami rolled her eyes.
"Can we go faster?" Tre wined.
"Why don't you two go ahead?" Caitlin suggested.
"Ok." Tre and Bam said in unison.
"Are you sure you want them to do that?" Billie whispered to Caitlin.
"Why not?"
"Hey, don't say I didn't warn you."
Bam and Tre ran very far ahead in to the dark... screaming excitedly.
2 minutes later...
"Dude, its quiet." Veronica said quietly. "And I don't like it!!" She screamed.
"Hey it echoes!!" Mike yelled.
"Shhh... did you hear that?" Caitlin said.
"What? My screaming?!" Mike yelled again.
"No!!" Sami, Caitlin, Veronica, Thea and Billie yelled together.
"There it is again." Caitlin said.
They all huddled together as soft footsteps approached.
"Mike I'm scared!" Veronica yelled hugging Mike.
He hugged her back.
"Hey that's my future wife you got your hands on!!" Tre jumped out of the woods screaming.
"What the fuck?!?!" They all yelled loudly.
Tre shrugged, "Sorry?"
Billie and Mike whacked him.
Later...
Sami heard the soft footsteps again.
"Bam, you can come out, it's not funny." She stopped while everyone else walked on.
"Bam?" She called.
No one answered.
'Oh my God! It's not BAM!!!' She thought.
She started to panic (At The Disco) as a hand slowly grabbed her shoulder.
"Boo." A voice said calmly.
Sam was about to flip out but then she realized...
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" She screamed.
Everyone turned around.
"BAMMMM!!!" Sam yelled slapping him so loudly it echoed over the trees.
Bam stood there with his mouth wide open rubbing his cheek.
"That' looked like it hurt." Tre said, trying not to laugh.
"It did hurt you dipshit!" Bam yelled.
Billie shined the flashlight at Bam's face, showing his bright red cheek.
"Is it bad?" Bam asked.
No one answered him.
"I take that as a yes."
"Sorry, it was a natural reaction. You scared me so... " Sami began, but noticed Bam glaring at her.
"So you slapped me?!?! Dude, that like echoed throughout a five mile radius!!" Bam yelled.
"You have to admit it was funny." Tre laughed.
"You are such an ass. You weren't supposed to jump out and yell, 'hey that's my future wife' " Bam mimicked grabbing onto Veronica's arm.
"What was I supposed to yell?!?!" Tre yelled stepping up to Bam.
"BOO!! What else?!?!"
"But that's so overrated."
"No, I don't think it is." Mike said, trying to stop a fight in the making.
Bam was fuming,
"Whatever." He said walking on.
A Few Hours Later... *more evil music*
"That's it we're lost." Billie said stopping and sitting on a big rock.
"No we aren't." Caitlin said sitting next to him.
An owl hooted and Caitlin and Billie jumped up.
"Ok, maybe we are a little lost."
"How can you be a little lost? You're either lost or not lost... and guess what? We're officially lost!!" Mike said letting his anger out by kicking a rock and stubbing his toe. "Dammit."
"Let's hope we die of starvation before the Blair Witch gets us." Tre said lying down on the wet ground.
"The Blair witch is in Maryland retard." Thea said, pushing him with her foot.
"So? Fuck. We walked so far we're probably in Mary Land." Tre said Maryland as if it were two separate words.
"You're a loser." Thea said.
"And you're a midget." Tre replied.
"Oh it's on now!" Thea yelled.
"Thea!" Veronica said sharply. "Down boy."
"What?!?"
"Umm... down... um, girl?"
Thea glared at her.
"I miss my skateboard!" Bam cried.
"Oh suck it up." Sami said whacking him.
"It's getting dark." Veronica said.
"No shit Sherlock!" Bam said.
"Thea! I'm too young to die!" Tre said grabbing onto her.
"Get off me!" She said pushing him away.
"Shhh... did you hear that?" Mike said.
"Yea. Do you think it's a bear or something?" Billie asked him.
"But... Veronica said there were no bears. Right Veronica?" Tre said wiping his nose on his shirt.
"Uhhh. Yea, right Tre." Veronica said giving an uneasy smile. "I'm sure it's nothing to worry about Mike." She added.
"There it is again." Thea said.
"Hey. What are those lights up ahead?" Veronica asked.
"Lights?!?! Yay! We're saved!!! Saved! Saved! Saved!" Tre yelled jumping up and down.
"Wait. It's not Bam again is it?" Caitlin said.
Sami looked to where Bam was.
"I'm here. You don't worry 'bout shit."
"Wait - this is just like the Texas chainsaw massacre!" Tre screamed. "We're all gonna die!"
"Aw, shut up!" Thea yelled at him.
