Stupid Billie, chapter 15
"I think it's Veronica's house." Caitlin said.
"Good. Aw shit, our parents are going to kill us!" Sam said.
"We better get home... ."
Later... at Sam's house... .
"You brought home... a full-grown man... " Sam's mom said slowly.
"He needs a place to stay. Can he stay with us? He can sleep in the basement."
"WHAT?" Bam exclaimed. "A basement?!"
"Shh!" She told him.
"Well... okay... "
At Caitlin's house...
"You're short!" Caitlin's little sister Allie said.
"So are you." Billie said.
"Yeah, but at least I'm pretty.."
"Ooo... want some ice for that burn?" Caitlin said sarcastically. "Come on, I have two beds. You can sleep in one."
"Shouldn't I meet your parents? I wouldn't let my kids have random women over... "
"Oh right. Hey mom, I brought a friend home."
"Okay, is she going to stay for dinner?"
"SHE?!"
"Um... something like that mom."
"Okay."
At Thea's house... .
"Tre, stop jumping on the bed!" She yelled. "And get away from my underwear drawer!"
"I don't wanna go through yours anyway, I wanna go through Veronica's... "
She whacked him over the head. "Come meet my mom."
"Okay."
...
"Let me get this straight... you brought home your favorite drummer of your favorite band of your favorite type of music to stay here overnight." Her mom said.
"It could be a few months... " Thea said slowly.
"Okay, whatever... I don't really care. Just don't be mean to your brother... "
"Okay mom."
The Next Day (THANK GOD!)
"SAM!" Bam ran into the room.
She rolled over... and he started jumping on the bed.
"GET THE FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" She screamed.
"Ah!" He fell off the bed in surprise and hit his head on the corner of the night stand.
"Ow! God fuck!"
"Bam you're bleeding... " Sam said innocently.
"No shit Sherlock." He said, holding the cut on his forehead.
"In my defense, it's 5:30 in the morning! Now leave me alone while I take a shower."
Caitlin's House
"Uh... Caitlin... your alarm's been going off for ten minutes... " Billie said. "I dunno how to shut it off... and I don't wanna break it."
"Uhhmf." Was her response.
"Come on, it's annoying. If you don't get up I'm taking the bathroom."
"NO!" Caitlin jumped out of bed, pushed Billie aside, ran to the bathroom and locked the door (Well, the door doesn't really lock but today it does because I said so).
Thea's House
"Aw fuck I have to get up." Thea whined.
"You slept for three hours... I timed you!" Tre said.
"You were watching me sleep?" She asked.
"Yeah... "
"Aw you freak!" She whacked him with a pillow.
"Well, the floor was uncomfortable and you wouldn't let me sleep in the bed."
"WITH GOOD REASON!"
"What about the couch downstairs?"
"Oh yeah... .Whatever... let's get ready."
"I call the bathroom!" He ran off, slamming the door behind him.
"Get the fuck back here!"
At Veronica's House... 10 minutes before school starts...
"Ah... Veronica, didn't you say school starts at 7:48?" Mike asked. She didn't move. "Veronica... ?" He looked at the clock again. "Veronica?" He poked her. "Veronica? Get up dammit!" He smacked her with a pillow.
"Eeh... what the hell... ?" She moaned before looking at the clock. "It's six in the morning god... "
"Uh... no... it's more like 7:30... "
"SHIT!" She jumped up very, very fast. "We have to get ready! Get out so I can change!"
"Okay... "
"Shit shit shit shit shit... "
At School...
"She wasn't on the bus... " Sam came in, half-crying. "She left me with that asshole!" She pointed at Bam.
"I like her bus! We met a cool kid named Connor!" Bam said happily.
"Thea slept for three hours." Tre said randomly.
"Ohh... what were you doing all night?" Sam teased.
"What would I possibly do with that loser?" Thea said seriously, glaring at Tre. "He tried 'talking' this morning. You know I don't 'talk' in the morning. I just don't. It's common knowledge. He's a dumbass."
"Aw... Tre hung his head? "Where's Veronica?" Tre said, popping back up.
"Like I said, she left me on the bus with him!" Sam said.
Veronica and Mike rushed in. "We're here!" She said between gasps of air.
Then... Mike collapsed.
Everyone, including Veronica, walked away, except Billie, who fell to his knees and whimpered "Mike, Mike wake up!"
A teacher walked up. "What's going on?"
"HE PASSED OUT! WHAT DO WE DO? What do we do????"
"Well, why don't you take him to the nurse's office?"
"Okay... " Billie grabbed Mike's legs and pulled. "He's too heavy! BAM!"
"What?"
"Help me!"
"No, I'll be late for class."
"You get a pass at the nurse's office... " The teacher said slowly.
"I'm in!" Bam said.
Homeroom...
"Where's Bam?" Sam whispered to Caitlin during homeroom.
"Dunno. Hey... where's Billie?" She said.
"Fuck... we lost 'em!" Sam exclaimed, causing the teacher to glare at them.
"Ok, who wants to take the attendance to the office?" Mrs. T their science teacher asked.
"We should go... we could look for them on the way to the office." Sami said to Caitlin. "We'll take it Mrs. T!"
Caitlin and Sam jumped up, "Don't be too long," their teacher said as they ran out the door.
In the hallway...
"We're screwed if we don't find them." Sami said running down a flight of stairs with Caitlin.
"Hell yeah. Sam stop!" Caitlin exclaimed.
"What?" Sam looked behind her not paying any attention to where she was going.
"Sam! Watch out!" Caitlin screamed.
"Good. Aw shit, our parents are going to kill us!" Sam said.
"We better get home... ."
Later... at Sam's house... .
"You brought home... a full-grown man... " Sam's mom said slowly.
"He needs a place to stay. Can he stay with us? He can sleep in the basement."
"WHAT?" Bam exclaimed. "A basement?!"
"Shh!" She told him.
"Well... okay... "
At Caitlin's house...
"You're short!" Caitlin's little sister Allie said.
"So are you." Billie said.
"Yeah, but at least I'm pretty.."
"Ooo... want some ice for that burn?" Caitlin said sarcastically. "Come on, I have two beds. You can sleep in one."
"Shouldn't I meet your parents? I wouldn't let my kids have random women over... "
"Oh right. Hey mom, I brought a friend home."
"Okay, is she going to stay for dinner?"
"SHE?!"
"Um... something like that mom."
"Okay."
At Thea's house... .
"Tre, stop jumping on the bed!" She yelled. "And get away from my underwear drawer!"
"I don't wanna go through yours anyway, I wanna go through Veronica's... "
She whacked him over the head. "Come meet my mom."
"Okay."
...
"Let me get this straight... you brought home your favorite drummer of your favorite band of your favorite type of music to stay here overnight." Her mom said.
"It could be a few months... " Thea said slowly.
"Okay, whatever... I don't really care. Just don't be mean to your brother... "
"Okay mom."
The Next Day (THANK GOD!)
"SAM!" Bam ran into the room.
She rolled over... and he started jumping on the bed.
"GET THE FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" She screamed.
"Ah!" He fell off the bed in surprise and hit his head on the corner of the night stand.
"Ow! God fuck!"
"Bam you're bleeding... " Sam said innocently.
"No shit Sherlock." He said, holding the cut on his forehead.
"In my defense, it's 5:30 in the morning! Now leave me alone while I take a shower."
Caitlin's House
"Uh... Caitlin... your alarm's been going off for ten minutes... " Billie said. "I dunno how to shut it off... and I don't wanna break it."
"Uhhmf." Was her response.
"Come on, it's annoying. If you don't get up I'm taking the bathroom."
"NO!" Caitlin jumped out of bed, pushed Billie aside, ran to the bathroom and locked the door (Well, the door doesn't really lock but today it does because I said so).
Thea's House
"Aw fuck I have to get up." Thea whined.
"You slept for three hours... I timed you!" Tre said.
"You were watching me sleep?" She asked.
"Yeah... "
"Aw you freak!" She whacked him with a pillow.
"Well, the floor was uncomfortable and you wouldn't let me sleep in the bed."
"WITH GOOD REASON!"
"What about the couch downstairs?"
"Oh yeah... .Whatever... let's get ready."
"I call the bathroom!" He ran off, slamming the door behind him.
"Get the fuck back here!"
At Veronica's House... 10 minutes before school starts...
"Ah... Veronica, didn't you say school starts at 7:48?" Mike asked. She didn't move. "Veronica... ?" He looked at the clock again. "Veronica?" He poked her. "Veronica? Get up dammit!" He smacked her with a pillow.
"Eeh... what the hell... ?" She moaned before looking at the clock. "It's six in the morning god... "
"Uh... no... it's more like 7:30... "
"SHIT!" She jumped up very, very fast. "We have to get ready! Get out so I can change!"
"Okay... "
"Shit shit shit shit shit... "
At School...
"She wasn't on the bus... " Sam came in, half-crying. "She left me with that asshole!" She pointed at Bam.
"I like her bus! We met a cool kid named Connor!" Bam said happily.
"Thea slept for three hours." Tre said randomly.
"Ohh... what were you doing all night?" Sam teased.
"What would I possibly do with that loser?" Thea said seriously, glaring at Tre. "He tried 'talking' this morning. You know I don't 'talk' in the morning. I just don't. It's common knowledge. He's a dumbass."
"Aw... Tre hung his head? "Where's Veronica?" Tre said, popping back up.
"Like I said, she left me on the bus with him!" Sam said.
Veronica and Mike rushed in. "We're here!" She said between gasps of air.
Then... Mike collapsed.
Everyone, including Veronica, walked away, except Billie, who fell to his knees and whimpered "Mike, Mike wake up!"
A teacher walked up. "What's going on?"
"HE PASSED OUT! WHAT DO WE DO? What do we do????"
"Well, why don't you take him to the nurse's office?"
"Okay... " Billie grabbed Mike's legs and pulled. "He's too heavy! BAM!"
"What?"
"Help me!"
"No, I'll be late for class."
"You get a pass at the nurse's office... " The teacher said slowly.
"I'm in!" Bam said.
Homeroom...
"Where's Bam?" Sam whispered to Caitlin during homeroom.
"Dunno. Hey... where's Billie?" She said.
"Fuck... we lost 'em!" Sam exclaimed, causing the teacher to glare at them.
"Ok, who wants to take the attendance to the office?" Mrs. T their science teacher asked.
"We should go... we could look for them on the way to the office." Sami said to Caitlin. "We'll take it Mrs. T!"
Caitlin and Sam jumped up, "Don't be too long," their teacher said as they ran out the door.
In the hallway...
"We're screwed if we don't find them." Sami said running down a flight of stairs with Caitlin.
"Hell yeah. Sam stop!" Caitlin exclaimed.
"What?" Sam looked behind her not paying any attention to where she was going.
"Sam! Watch out!" Caitlin screamed.
