Stupid Billie, chapter 16
Suddenly, Sam was shoved to the ground. "Owww! Fuck!" She yelled.
"Nice." Sam looked up to find Tre staring down at her.
"Why don't you watch where you're fucking going?!"
"Dude! You walked in to me!" Tre said.
"... So?" Sam said a little embarrassed.
Veronica walked up, "Have you seen Mike?"
"He's missing too?!" Tre exclaimed. "What are they doing with out me?!?!"
"What? You don't like us anymore?" Thea said, pretending to whimper.
"Oh... I didn't mean it!! I'm so sorry!" Tre said, begging for forgiveness.
"Haha, Phsyc." She said.
"Let's look at the matter at hand" Caitlin said. "There are three dumb asses running around without supervision."
Tre jumped up and down. "But I wanna be a dumbass too."
"You're doing a very good job of that." Thea said.
Just about then Bam walked out of the nurse's office and was spotted by Sam.
"You dipshit!" She shouted. "Get over here!"
Seeing the look on Sam's face, Bam though it wise... to run.
"GET BACK HERE! YOU DID NOT JUST RUN AWAY FROM ME!" Sam said, chasing after him.
"Fine, fine. I give up, just don't hurt me!" He begged, falling to his knees.
She smacked him anyway, then asked "Where are Billie and Mike?"
"The nurse's office."
"Why, might I ask."
"Well... Mike didn't wake up... and he was heavy... "
"What are you talking about?" Veronica said, walking over. "He as awake this morning."
Then Billie walked out. "YOU!" He said, seeing Veronica. "You nearly killed him.!"
Mike then walked out. "No, I feel pretty good."
"CAN WE PLEASE GET TO CLASS!" Caitlin said, pissed off.
"We still have to drop off the late slip." Sam said.
"Fine, let's go."
A Period... .with Sam and Caitlin
"I'm bored I'm bored I'm bored I'm bored I'm bored I'm bored I'm bored!" Bam whined.
"We get it." Sami said irritably. "Why don't you do something about that?"
"Fine, I will... " He said, walking off.
"Uh... Sam, where's he going?" Brenna* leaned in and asked.
"I... don't wanna know... " Sam answered. "But you should probably be scared."
"Ohhh... okay."
"Hey Caitlin... I'm going to the bathroom." Billie said.
"Gee, thanks for sharing." She said sarcastically.
"No problem... " Billie said walking off.
"I am so, so sorry... " Brenna said to Caitlin.
"It's okay... you get used to it."
"You just called Billie an it." Sam said.
Outside... in the hallway
"Kid... hey kid... come here!" Billie said.
"Wowey! You're Billie Joe! From Green Day!" The kid exclaimed.
"Yea, no shit... so do ya want some drugs?" Billie said taking a bag of white powder out of his pocket.
"Hell no!" The kid yelled kicking him in the nuts.
Billie fell to the ground, "God Dammit! Fuck!!!" He screamed.
Just then Thea walked over. She looked at Billie rolling around on the floor, then at the white powder in the plastic bag, then back at Billie again.
She pointed to the bag,
"Hey that's my job!" She exclaimed. She looked at the kid and pointed to Billie, "And kicking people in the nuts is also my job!!"
"Uhhh... I gotta go." The kid said and ran away.
"Thea! You scared away my customer!" Billie exclaimed trying to get off the ground.
"Hey guys. What's up?" Bam said walking out of the bathroom.
Billie picked up the bag of drugs.
"I think I'll keep this away from you." Thea said grabbing it from him.
"Dude! I want some!!" Bam exclaimed reaching for the bag.
"No!" Thea yelled walking into the girl's bathroom. "There ain't no way in hell you two are coming in here."
"Oh really." Bam said as he ran at the door.
Thea squealed as she slammed the door shut. BANG! She heard, followed by a long sequence of 'ow's.'
Thea shook her head.
*Brenna is another one of our crazy-ass friends. She's about 5'8", short brown hair, brown eyes. She's most likely to make you laugh at something stupid, and she's very good at pretending she knows what's going on when she doesn't have a fucking clue. She will randomly appear and disappear throughout the story.
"Nice." Sam looked up to find Tre staring down at her.
"Why don't you watch where you're fucking going?!"
"Dude! You walked in to me!" Tre said.
"... So?" Sam said a little embarrassed.
Veronica walked up, "Have you seen Mike?"
"He's missing too?!" Tre exclaimed. "What are they doing with out me?!?!"
"What? You don't like us anymore?" Thea said, pretending to whimper.
"Oh... I didn't mean it!! I'm so sorry!" Tre said, begging for forgiveness.
"Haha, Phsyc." She said.
"Let's look at the matter at hand" Caitlin said. "There are three dumb asses running around without supervision."
Tre jumped up and down. "But I wanna be a dumbass too."
"You're doing a very good job of that." Thea said.
Just about then Bam walked out of the nurse's office and was spotted by Sam.
"You dipshit!" She shouted. "Get over here!"
Seeing the look on Sam's face, Bam though it wise... to run.
"GET BACK HERE! YOU DID NOT JUST RUN AWAY FROM ME!" Sam said, chasing after him.
"Fine, fine. I give up, just don't hurt me!" He begged, falling to his knees.
She smacked him anyway, then asked "Where are Billie and Mike?"
"The nurse's office."
"Why, might I ask."
"Well... Mike didn't wake up... and he was heavy... "
"What are you talking about?" Veronica said, walking over. "He as awake this morning."
Then Billie walked out. "YOU!" He said, seeing Veronica. "You nearly killed him.!"
Mike then walked out. "No, I feel pretty good."
"CAN WE PLEASE GET TO CLASS!" Caitlin said, pissed off.
"We still have to drop off the late slip." Sam said.
"Fine, let's go."
A Period... .with Sam and Caitlin
"I'm bored I'm bored I'm bored I'm bored I'm bored I'm bored I'm bored!" Bam whined.
"We get it." Sami said irritably. "Why don't you do something about that?"
"Fine, I will... " He said, walking off.
"Uh... Sam, where's he going?" Brenna* leaned in and asked.
"I... don't wanna know... " Sam answered. "But you should probably be scared."
"Ohhh... okay."
"Hey Caitlin... I'm going to the bathroom." Billie said.
"Gee, thanks for sharing." She said sarcastically.
"No problem... " Billie said walking off.
"I am so, so sorry... " Brenna said to Caitlin.
"It's okay... you get used to it."
"You just called Billie an it." Sam said.
Outside... in the hallway
"Kid... hey kid... come here!" Billie said.
"Wowey! You're Billie Joe! From Green Day!" The kid exclaimed.
"Yea, no shit... so do ya want some drugs?" Billie said taking a bag of white powder out of his pocket.
"Hell no!" The kid yelled kicking him in the nuts.
Billie fell to the ground, "God Dammit! Fuck!!!" He screamed.
Just then Thea walked over. She looked at Billie rolling around on the floor, then at the white powder in the plastic bag, then back at Billie again.
She pointed to the bag,
"Hey that's my job!" She exclaimed. She looked at the kid and pointed to Billie, "And kicking people in the nuts is also my job!!"
"Uhhh... I gotta go." The kid said and ran away.
"Thea! You scared away my customer!" Billie exclaimed trying to get off the ground.
"Hey guys. What's up?" Bam said walking out of the bathroom.
Billie picked up the bag of drugs.
"I think I'll keep this away from you." Thea said grabbing it from him.
"Dude! I want some!!" Bam exclaimed reaching for the bag.
"No!" Thea yelled walking into the girl's bathroom. "There ain't no way in hell you two are coming in here."
"Oh really." Bam said as he ran at the door.
Thea squealed as she slammed the door shut. BANG! She heard, followed by a long sequence of 'ow's.'
Thea shook her head.
*Brenna is another one of our crazy-ass friends. She's about 5'8", short brown hair, brown eyes. She's most likely to make you laugh at something stupid, and she's very good at pretending she knows what's going on when she doesn't have a fucking clue. She will randomly appear and disappear throughout the story.
