Stupid Billie, chapter 4
While Tre was watching Thea carefully, Billie Joe was doing the same to Caitlin. She had openly expressed how much she wanted to steal his belt. He didn't know Caitlin very well, but he remembered 13 year old years were very unpredictable.
Caitlin was glaring at his belt, trying to figure out how to get it off him without touching his ass. Not that that would be so terrible...
Sami observed this absent mindedly, wondering if Caitlin would actually do it. It would be fucking hilarious if she does... She thought.
Billie wasn't sure it was safe to stand up, but he needed to sharpen his pencil. So he risked it.
Big mistake. Caitlin used her opportunity quickly and wisely. Getting up and following him to the pencil sharpener, she swiftly undid the belt buckle and pulled the belt away.
"Hey!" The bell ran, drowning out Billie's cry of rage. Caitlin rushed out of the room, Sami and Bam behind her.
"Fuck!" He yelled angrily as his pants fell. "I need that you know!" He pulled them up. "This day is gonna suck..." He waddled out of the room holding his pants up.
He wandered downstairs to the nurse's office. "I have a tummy-ache!" he whimpered, his arms somewhere between his stomach and his hips to keep his pants up.
"Go back to class," the nurse told him, peeved that he would assume she would fall for a trick that old.
"What the hell?!" He threw his hands into the air, and his pants fell to his ankles, revealing pink boxers with red hearts. "Dammit Caitlin, where's my belt?"
"Forget about Caitlin," the nurse said, slinking up next to him. "Youre not a minor..."
Just then Caitlin walked in. "Look at my new belt."
"Caitlin!" Billie yelled.
"Oh shit! Veronica, catch!"
Veronica caught the belt and tried to get it around her hips. Sadly, it didnt fit... "Sami!"
Sami caught it and struggled to get it on. It fit, very tightly. (Note:We're not really that fat... It's just for fun) "Yes!" She ran two steps, then started breathing heavily. "Water!" She stumbled to the fountain. Then she took two more steps. "Aw forget it!" She ripped off the belt and put it in her locker just as Billie ran up.
"Where's my belt!" He growled at her. She simply pointed to the locker. "Damn you..." He tried to open the locker unsuccessfully. Getting frustrated, he rammed against the locker repeatedly.
About then, Bam, Mike, and Tre walked up. "Billie, that's not how you do it," Tre scolded. "Like so." He kicked the locker very hard, and it opened obediently.
"Teach me how to do that," Thea said. "My locker's always jamming, and it's only a matter of time before I break my hand."
Billie grabbed his belt, then took a look at Sami's locker. "It's like a fucking shrine in here!" He told her as she stared at the ground self-consciously.
Bam looked around the locker. "Why the hell is there only one picture of me?!"
"There are no good ones online." She said shrugging. "Give me some photos."
"Umm... Wheres my camera...?"
"Narcissist..." Thea muttered under her breath.
"I heard that!"
She stuck her tongue out at him.
"What's a narcissist?" Tre asked dumbly.
Everyone stared at him for a moment then laughed. "Someone who's self-obsessed and vain." Caitlin told him.
"I have a bigger vocabulary than Tre!" Thea shouted through the halls. Then she realized they were empty. "Oh shit... I should be in art!"
"Me too!" Sami said. They grabbed Tre and Bam and dragged them to the art room.
Caitlin was glaring at his belt, trying to figure out how to get it off him without touching his ass. Not that that would be so terrible...
Sami observed this absent mindedly, wondering if Caitlin would actually do it. It would be fucking hilarious if she does... She thought.
Billie wasn't sure it was safe to stand up, but he needed to sharpen his pencil. So he risked it.
Big mistake. Caitlin used her opportunity quickly and wisely. Getting up and following him to the pencil sharpener, she swiftly undid the belt buckle and pulled the belt away.
"Hey!" The bell ran, drowning out Billie's cry of rage. Caitlin rushed out of the room, Sami and Bam behind her.
"Fuck!" He yelled angrily as his pants fell. "I need that you know!" He pulled them up. "This day is gonna suck..." He waddled out of the room holding his pants up.
He wandered downstairs to the nurse's office. "I have a tummy-ache!" he whimpered, his arms somewhere between his stomach and his hips to keep his pants up.
"Go back to class," the nurse told him, peeved that he would assume she would fall for a trick that old.
"What the hell?!" He threw his hands into the air, and his pants fell to his ankles, revealing pink boxers with red hearts. "Dammit Caitlin, where's my belt?"
"Forget about Caitlin," the nurse said, slinking up next to him. "Youre not a minor..."
Just then Caitlin walked in. "Look at my new belt."
"Caitlin!" Billie yelled.
"Oh shit! Veronica, catch!"
Veronica caught the belt and tried to get it around her hips. Sadly, it didnt fit... "Sami!"
Sami caught it and struggled to get it on. It fit, very tightly. (Note:We're not really that fat... It's just for fun) "Yes!" She ran two steps, then started breathing heavily. "Water!" She stumbled to the fountain. Then she took two more steps. "Aw forget it!" She ripped off the belt and put it in her locker just as Billie ran up.
"Where's my belt!" He growled at her. She simply pointed to the locker. "Damn you..." He tried to open the locker unsuccessfully. Getting frustrated, he rammed against the locker repeatedly.
About then, Bam, Mike, and Tre walked up. "Billie, that's not how you do it," Tre scolded. "Like so." He kicked the locker very hard, and it opened obediently.
"Teach me how to do that," Thea said. "My locker's always jamming, and it's only a matter of time before I break my hand."
Billie grabbed his belt, then took a look at Sami's locker. "It's like a fucking shrine in here!" He told her as she stared at the ground self-consciously.
Bam looked around the locker. "Why the hell is there only one picture of me?!"
"There are no good ones online." She said shrugging. "Give me some photos."
"Umm... Wheres my camera...?"
"Narcissist..." Thea muttered under her breath.
"I heard that!"
She stuck her tongue out at him.
"What's a narcissist?" Tre asked dumbly.
Everyone stared at him for a moment then laughed. "Someone who's self-obsessed and vain." Caitlin told him.
"I have a bigger vocabulary than Tre!" Thea shouted through the halls. Then she realized they were empty. "Oh shit... I should be in art!"
"Me too!" Sami said. They grabbed Tre and Bam and dragged them to the art room.
