Stupid Billie, chapter 5
Thea, Tre, Sami and Bam walked into the art room just as the bell rang. "So when do we start finger painting?" Bam laughed as the four of them sat down at a table.
"What is this for? Finger-" Bam started to say.
"Don't even say it!" Thea snapped a bit too loud. Causing everyone in the room to stare at her in silence for a minute.
"Wow." Tre said randomly.
"What?" Sami asked.
"That's really good." He said pointing to her drawing.
"...Okay. Are you high or something? 'Cause this is the worst piece of crap I've ever seen." Sami said looking at her paper.
"No. You're wrong... that's the worst piece of crap I've ever seen." Tre said now looking at Bam's drawing of a stick figure and a big heart around what looked like nachos.
"Man. That's so not friggin' funny. Do not. Don't ever disrespect the nachos!" Bam said offensively.
Tre just kept laughing at Bam's pathetic attempt at artwork. This earned him a hard whack across the back of the head from Sami. "Bam's right Tre. Nachos are the best thing in the fucking world." She said.
"Oh my God!" Bam exclaimed. "Will you marry me?"
"Ha ha, very funny." Sami replied sarcastically.
"No. I'm serious." Bam said so seriously it was scary.
Sami got up and slowly walked over to the teacher, spoke to her for a second and then came back, walking past the table.
"Where are you going?" Tre asked.
"Bathroom." Sami replied simply.
"Why?" Bam asked.
"To go throw up." Sami said. Bam grabbed the nearest thing he could find, which happened to be the yellow colored pencil he was using to color his nachos with. And threw it at Sami.
She walked quickly towards the door. "You missed." She said giggling.
"Why the hell won't this fucking computer work?!" Mike said angrily.
"Just read what it tells you to do and then do it." Veronica explained.
"Fine." He said. Ctrl-Alt-Delete. "Oh. My. Friggin'. God." Mike said slowly getting really mad the computer.
"Urgh." Veronica said as she leaned over to Mikes computer and opening it to the desktop.
"Ta Da!" She said sarcastically.
"Not funny." Mike said.
Veronica looked at the clock hoping that her 45 minutes of computer class would be over soon. No luck. Still 40 minutes. "Damn."
"What the fuck?" Mike whispered under his breath. "Hey, look at that." he said smiling. Veronica looked at his monitor. Somehow he had managed to find a porn site.
"EEWWW!! MIKE! What are you doing?!?!?" Veronica yelled.
"Sorry." He replied innocently closing out of the website.
Veronica glanced at the door thinking she could get out of this hellhole of a class. To her surprise she saw Sami waving at her. Veronica got up, mike not noticing, and slipped out the classroom door.
"Hey what's up?" Sami said.
"Two words Mike Dirnt." Veronica said rolling her eyes.
"Urgh." Sami said leaning up against the wall.
"What?" Veronica asked.
"I. Need. Food." Sami replied winning.
"Welll what do you want me to do about it?" Veronica asked, wishing she hadn't. "Don't answer that."
"I wasn't gonna." Sami said.
"I hate computers, especially when Mike is swearing and finding porn sites the whole time." Veronica said leaning against the wall with her friend.
" I should get back to class." Sami said. "Thea is probably killing Bam by now."
" Yea. I gotta get back to my hellhole too." Veronica replied. " See ya later."
"Bye." Sami walked back to class and was immediately hit by a jar of blue paint that spilt all over her black mini skirt and black Green Day hoodie. " OH MY GOD!" She screamed. "Who the hell threw that?" She looked around the room, which was a mess, with paints of 10 different colors being thrown everywhere. "Thea!" She yelled over the loud laughter of her classmates.
" Yea! Hey Sami!" Thea came running over to her.
"What did they do?" Sami asked.
"Sorry, they talked me into it." Thea said smiling devilishly.
" Oh shit!" Sami yelled as someone threw yellow at her feet. "Where the hell is Bam?"
"Ummm." Thea looked around the room. "Over there!" Thea pointed to Bam who was about to dump a bucket of red paint on a short kid.
"Damn." Sami quickly walked over to Bam. "BAM!" She yelled.
"What?!?!" Bam yelled quickly turning to face her. At that moment he was hit in the face with yellow paint and "accidentally" poured the bucket of red paint all over Sami.
"BAM! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?" Sami yelled as loudly as she could. "I"ve been hit by THREE different colors of paint in less than 15 seconds!"
"um" sorry?" Bam innocently.
" You're so urgh! OK. Explaining this to you would be pointless." Sami said taking off her hoodie.
"Yea probably." Bam said smiling.
"What is this for? Finger-" Bam started to say.
"Don't even say it!" Thea snapped a bit too loud. Causing everyone in the room to stare at her in silence for a minute.
"Wow." Tre said randomly.
"What?" Sami asked.
"That's really good." He said pointing to her drawing.
"...Okay. Are you high or something? 'Cause this is the worst piece of crap I've ever seen." Sami said looking at her paper.
"No. You're wrong... that's the worst piece of crap I've ever seen." Tre said now looking at Bam's drawing of a stick figure and a big heart around what looked like nachos.
"Man. That's so not friggin' funny. Do not. Don't ever disrespect the nachos!" Bam said offensively.
Tre just kept laughing at Bam's pathetic attempt at artwork. This earned him a hard whack across the back of the head from Sami. "Bam's right Tre. Nachos are the best thing in the fucking world." She said.
"Oh my God!" Bam exclaimed. "Will you marry me?"
"Ha ha, very funny." Sami replied sarcastically.
"No. I'm serious." Bam said so seriously it was scary.
Sami got up and slowly walked over to the teacher, spoke to her for a second and then came back, walking past the table.
"Where are you going?" Tre asked.
"Bathroom." Sami replied simply.
"Why?" Bam asked.
"To go throw up." Sami said. Bam grabbed the nearest thing he could find, which happened to be the yellow colored pencil he was using to color his nachos with. And threw it at Sami.
She walked quickly towards the door. "You missed." She said giggling.
"Why the hell won't this fucking computer work?!" Mike said angrily.
"Just read what it tells you to do and then do it." Veronica explained.
"Fine." He said. Ctrl-Alt-Delete. "Oh. My. Friggin'. God." Mike said slowly getting really mad the computer.
"Urgh." Veronica said as she leaned over to Mikes computer and opening it to the desktop.
"Ta Da!" She said sarcastically.
"Not funny." Mike said.
Veronica looked at the clock hoping that her 45 minutes of computer class would be over soon. No luck. Still 40 minutes. "Damn."
"What the fuck?" Mike whispered under his breath. "Hey, look at that." he said smiling. Veronica looked at his monitor. Somehow he had managed to find a porn site.
"EEWWW!! MIKE! What are you doing?!?!?" Veronica yelled.
"Sorry." He replied innocently closing out of the website.
Veronica glanced at the door thinking she could get out of this hellhole of a class. To her surprise she saw Sami waving at her. Veronica got up, mike not noticing, and slipped out the classroom door.
"Hey what's up?" Sami said.
"Two words Mike Dirnt." Veronica said rolling her eyes.
"Urgh." Sami said leaning up against the wall.
"What?" Veronica asked.
"I. Need. Food." Sami replied winning.
"Welll what do you want me to do about it?" Veronica asked, wishing she hadn't. "Don't answer that."
"I wasn't gonna." Sami said.
"I hate computers, especially when Mike is swearing and finding porn sites the whole time." Veronica said leaning against the wall with her friend.
" I should get back to class." Sami said. "Thea is probably killing Bam by now."
" Yea. I gotta get back to my hellhole too." Veronica replied. " See ya later."
"Bye." Sami walked back to class and was immediately hit by a jar of blue paint that spilt all over her black mini skirt and black Green Day hoodie. " OH MY GOD!" She screamed. "Who the hell threw that?" She looked around the room, which was a mess, with paints of 10 different colors being thrown everywhere. "Thea!" She yelled over the loud laughter of her classmates.
" Yea! Hey Sami!" Thea came running over to her.
"What did they do?" Sami asked.
"Sorry, they talked me into it." Thea said smiling devilishly.
" Oh shit!" Sami yelled as someone threw yellow at her feet. "Where the hell is Bam?"
"Ummm." Thea looked around the room. "Over there!" Thea pointed to Bam who was about to dump a bucket of red paint on a short kid.
"Damn." Sami quickly walked over to Bam. "BAM!" She yelled.
"What?!?!" Bam yelled quickly turning to face her. At that moment he was hit in the face with yellow paint and "accidentally" poured the bucket of red paint all over Sami.
"BAM! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?" Sami yelled as loudly as she could. "I"ve been hit by THREE different colors of paint in less than 15 seconds!"
"um" sorry?" Bam innocently.
" You're so urgh! OK. Explaining this to you would be pointless." Sami said taking off her hoodie.
"Yea probably." Bam said smiling.
