SlapHead, chapter 1
Tré Woke Up Next To A Can Of Beer In The Living Room. His Eyes Opened Wide With Embarrassment As Holly Put The First Few Lines Of Wake Me Up When September Ends On Repeatedly.
"Wake Me Up...Wake Me Up...Wake Me Up."
"Tré...YooHoo...SlapHead..." Holly Said Patienly. Then She Got Angry When He Didn't Reply Nor Get Up.
"Beer Belly! Get Up!" She Howled As She Pulled And Tugged The Rug Of Which He Was Dozing On.
"HEY!!!" Tré Yelled.
Holly Laughed As Billie Joe And Mike Entered The Room.
"What's Goin' On Guys?" Asked Billie Joe.
"He's Not Being Arsed To Get Up!" Holly Hissed. "I Lifted The Rug So High He Hit His Head On The Sofa Though."
Billie Joe, Mike And Holly Grinned And Laughed.
"Yay!" Shouted Mike And Billie Joe.
"Uh...Tré? We Got Any Beer Left In The Mini Bar?" Asked Mike Giving Tré The Evil Eye.
"Yeah, Tré. We Might Have A Party-Ish Sorta Thing Tonight. And We NEED Beer!" Said Billie Joe Spraying Spit All Over Tré's Face.
Tré Wiped His Cheeks With His Palm.
"I Think We've Got At Least One More Pack Left" Yawned Tré Scratching His Arm Pit Like A Chimp.
"Hosanna In THe Highest! Tré Didn't Drink All Of The Good Stuff! Beer! Beer! Beer!" Holly Said Giving A Sigh Of Relief. Billie Joe Laughed And Said:
"Hey, Tré? What Was That Thing That You Said About Fish Sticks That Made Mike Laugh So Much He Spurred Cola Out Of His Mouth?"
"Ah, Yeah. Fi-Fi-Fo-Fum, I Play Fine Fish Sticks Upon A Fit Fidde!"
Tré Laughed His Ass Off As He Was Saying It.
"Thanks To You Tré, Cola Betrayed Me! Curse You!"
Tré, Mike, Billie Joe And Holly Laughed As Mike Turned The Tv On...
"Wake Me Up...Wake Me Up...Wake Me Up."
"Tré...YooHoo...SlapHead..." Holly Said Patienly. Then She Got Angry When He Didn't Reply Nor Get Up.
"Beer Belly! Get Up!" She Howled As She Pulled And Tugged The Rug Of Which He Was Dozing On.
"HEY!!!" Tré Yelled.
Holly Laughed As Billie Joe And Mike Entered The Room.
"What's Goin' On Guys?" Asked Billie Joe.
"He's Not Being Arsed To Get Up!" Holly Hissed. "I Lifted The Rug So High He Hit His Head On The Sofa Though."
Billie Joe, Mike And Holly Grinned And Laughed.
"Yay!" Shouted Mike And Billie Joe.
"Uh...Tré? We Got Any Beer Left In The Mini Bar?" Asked Mike Giving Tré The Evil Eye.
"Yeah, Tré. We Might Have A Party-Ish Sorta Thing Tonight. And We NEED Beer!" Said Billie Joe Spraying Spit All Over Tré's Face.
Tré Wiped His Cheeks With His Palm.
"I Think We've Got At Least One More Pack Left" Yawned Tré Scratching His Arm Pit Like A Chimp.
"Hosanna In THe Highest! Tré Didn't Drink All Of The Good Stuff! Beer! Beer! Beer!" Holly Said Giving A Sigh Of Relief. Billie Joe Laughed And Said:
"Hey, Tré? What Was That Thing That You Said About Fish Sticks That Made Mike Laugh So Much He Spurred Cola Out Of His Mouth?"
"Ah, Yeah. Fi-Fi-Fo-Fum, I Play Fine Fish Sticks Upon A Fit Fidde!"
Tré Laughed His Ass Off As He Was Saying It.
"Thanks To You Tré, Cola Betrayed Me! Curse You!"
Tré, Mike, Billie Joe And Holly Laughed As Mike Turned The Tv On...
