What Goes Around Is Coming Back And Haunting You, chapter 1

After the big concert in Los Angeles, I was so wasted. One of my guitars was stolen, I smashed one, given two away, pashed a guy, pashed a girl, got pulled into the audience by a bunch of girls, the girls stole my shoes, sang the wrong words to holiday, drank too much after the concert and went out with Mike and Tre all night. I got home at 7 in the morning to find a note on the coffee table. I couldn't read it because I was too drunk and I collapsed on the sofa.

I woke up at 1 in the afternoon with a really bad headache. I went to get some aspirin but we had ran out. I wondered if Mike and Tre got home alright. So I called them.

"Hello? Mike?"
"Yeah Billie, What do you want?"
"Oh I just wondered if you got home alright after the concert last night."
"Yeah I'm fine. I've just got the occasional headache after drinking too much."
"Same here. You find any aspirin?"
"Nup. There's no more of that stuff in my house."
"Alright. I'll call Tre now."

"Hello? Tre?"
"Huh? Who's this? Wadddddayouwantssss?"
"Tre, it's Billie. I just wondered if you got home alright after last night. You're still drunk eh?"
"Yep! BEER! mmm...bear...beer...bear...beer...mmm...Billie."
"WHAT?"
Tre laughed hysterically. "Tricked you didn't I!?"
"Tre!"
"Billie I'm fine. I was just messing with you. I'm not drunk. I think."
"Ok. BYE."

I went to the coffee table and picked up the note. It said "Dear Billie. I know about the concert last night. You're behaviour was unspeakable. If you are the hero your kids think you are, then you should change yourself. You're never home for me or the kids because you're either touring or drinking your guts out all night. I've taken the kids with me to my parents house. I will be living there until you change your behaviour and I might come home. Joey and Jakob understand what's going on and I hope you do too. From 80." I stared at the note from Adie.