2 neeks, 1 chav & Green Day, chapter 1

"Get out of my way neek." said Kate, the chav.
"I'm not a neek." said Beth.
"Well then move, goth."
"I'm not a goth."
"Bog off, grunger."
"I'm not a grunger, I'm a rocker!"
"Like there's a difference."
"There is, and if you had a brain cell you'd know that. You stupid chav."
"What did you just call me?"
"And you're deaf as well." Beth said as she walked away.
"Hello, my neeky friend." Joe said as he walked up to Beth.
"We're not neaks, they're idiots, don't listen to them." Beth sighed.
"Thank you for sticking up for us. Come round my house tonight and my mum will cook you a thank you meal." Joe insisted.
"Ok." Beth shrugged.

***

When she got there a feast was laid out on the kitchen table.
"Wow." Beth said.
"Don't worry. This is just the starter." Joe's mum said.
When Beth looked around the kitchen she saw food everywhere.
"You look like you've seen a ghost." Joe said making her jump.
"I'm fine, you ok?"
"Yeah totally."

***

After they had eaten the whole meal (Which was a lot), Beth went out the front door to get some air. Joe was behind her. The door in the next house opened and the person who stepped out was Billie Joe!!! Beth let out a little squeak.
"Hi Billie Joe." Joe said waving his hand, not knowing he was a famous rock star.
"Hey Joe." Billie Joe responded. "Who's your friend?"
"I'm Beth." Beth said trying to be calm.
"You ok, Beth? You look a bit pale." Billie Joe asked.
"I'm fine." Beth was so exited. Billie Joe walked down the road.
"That's Billie Joe!!!" Beth said when he was out of earshot.
"Yes I know, are you sure you're ok?"
"I'm fine. Do you even know who he is?"
"Yes. He's Billie Joe."
"No, he's in Green Day you idiot!"
"Isn't that the band you like?"
"Yes it's the band I like. Sometimes you're as idiotic as the chavs."
"Hey!"
"It had to be said."
"I don't mean to be rude but I think you should be getting back now." Joe's mum said.
As Beth walked home was happy and she couldn't wait till she went round Joe's house again so she could see Billie Joe. That isn't using him is it?
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