When Mike Became An Angel And Shat Off The Clouds, chapter 2
Pussy sat and went through the thinking process with Mike, as it can be a bit difficult at times, especially when it comes to tré. But here, Tre is god and he doesn't have to think for himself anymore, no, he gets his monkeys and chickens in heaven to do that for him. But occasionally, he'll do some thinking, especially when he writes songs, filthy songs that are much more preferred by the public.
There is one heaven where Tre is locked up in a mental asylum, with a bunch of bats with cleavage and is best friends with one called Edgar, but that's not here.
Anyway, Mike thought and thought, but he needed some inspiration, when a picture came popping up in his head, it was the fat one from mcfly.
Hey, it's the fat one from mcfly! Mike thought. But then he disappeared and another picture came into his head. It was something Mike loved. Yes, the love of his lame little life, COFFEE. Another one of his cravings had kicked in.
Pussy put some milk bottles on either side of his head and his abnormally big ear lobes and read Mike'smind. Pussy gave Mike some coffee and Mike started up an eye orgasm. Pussy got slightly worried, as this was slightly disturbing.
But then Mike got a bit bored and started sipping his coffee wildly. His fluffy hair was fluffing in the wind. Dazzled by the sensuous beauty of Mike'shair, pussy whispered gently in his ear, "I need to pee".
"Fine, whatever." Mike said, and went on sipping like a little monkey. Tre's monkey infact.
Tre and Billie Joe looked down randomly towards earth (Billie Joe is very good at this), the sad lil world of losers, such as Mike. Mike was often bullied by a large group of monkeys, which would explain why 10, 000, 300, 0, 3 years ago, when there was such a band called Green Day and Tre was not god and Billie Joe was not an angel, or part time 'jesus', Mike bullied Tre. Yes, he gave in to peer pressure. Mainly from his daughter, estelle, who threatened him and imposed physical pain upon him.
She normally said things to Mike and his wife like, "right that's it, no more sweets for a week! Both of you!" (She often copied these treats from the haribo adverts on tv, as she was not clever enough to think of any threats of her own. She got much of her stupidity from her chicken-look-alike father.
So that is the story of why Tre gets bullied by Mike. Because estelle, Mike'sdaughter bullies him. So therefore, Tre is indirectly bullied by Mike'slittle daughter.
So, pussy had gone to pee. He did so. Mike was still sipping coffee when pussy got back. They still had to think of away of killing him, preferably with coffee.
On february 28th, the day before Mike was supposed to die, it was decided that a coffee coma would kill him. Everything was arranged. If they got it wrong, they'd have to wait for another leap year. Coffee wouldn't be around forever, it'll all be gone at the rate Mike'sdrinking. He's like a supersucker, he'll soon suck up all the coffee in the world.
To make sure things were ready, Tre gave the coffees a talk, he sat them all down and began.
"Righty then, you little coffeeses, listen up! Fuck this up and i'll rip your balls off and shove em up your asses so next time you shit, you shit all over your balls..." Tre waited for a response, but the coffee ramained silent. Tre, with a below average IQ of a normal human being, or god, was not very smart and didn't realise that coffee wasn't alive.
"What a dumbass!" the coffees laughed.
After the talk, everybody was ready to kill Mike. But Mike didn't know wat he was going to die of, or when he was going to die. Instead, the coffee coma was going to be a surprise, a surprise he was going to enjoy, despite the fact that he could possibly die a very painful, coffee hurting death to go up and live with an insane god and a demented angel, part time 'jesus' up north.
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Just to remind everybody of who all these strange people are, Tre is god, Billie Joe is the supreme angel, and part-time 'jesus', Mike is some sad lil' coffee obsessed earthling, about to die and become an angel of some sort, or something like that. And then there's pussy, who tried to kill Mike in the first place by running over him with his amazing techni-coloured milk float. When pussy dies, who knows what will happen to him. Maybe they'll make him the patron saint of... Catdolls, or milk floats, seeing as Mike'smost probably becoming a patron saint of coffee.
There is one heaven where Tre is locked up in a mental asylum, with a bunch of bats with cleavage and is best friends with one called Edgar, but that's not here.
Anyway, Mike thought and thought, but he needed some inspiration, when a picture came popping up in his head, it was the fat one from mcfly.
Hey, it's the fat one from mcfly! Mike thought. But then he disappeared and another picture came into his head. It was something Mike loved. Yes, the love of his lame little life, COFFEE. Another one of his cravings had kicked in.
Pussy put some milk bottles on either side of his head and his abnormally big ear lobes and read Mike'smind. Pussy gave Mike some coffee and Mike started up an eye orgasm. Pussy got slightly worried, as this was slightly disturbing.
But then Mike got a bit bored and started sipping his coffee wildly. His fluffy hair was fluffing in the wind. Dazzled by the sensuous beauty of Mike'shair, pussy whispered gently in his ear, "I need to pee".
"Fine, whatever." Mike said, and went on sipping like a little monkey. Tre's monkey infact.
Tre and Billie Joe looked down randomly towards earth (Billie Joe is very good at this), the sad lil world of losers, such as Mike. Mike was often bullied by a large group of monkeys, which would explain why 10, 000, 300, 0, 3 years ago, when there was such a band called Green Day and Tre was not god and Billie Joe was not an angel, or part time 'jesus', Mike bullied Tre. Yes, he gave in to peer pressure. Mainly from his daughter, estelle, who threatened him and imposed physical pain upon him.
She normally said things to Mike and his wife like, "right that's it, no more sweets for a week! Both of you!" (She often copied these treats from the haribo adverts on tv, as she was not clever enough to think of any threats of her own. She got much of her stupidity from her chicken-look-alike father.
So that is the story of why Tre gets bullied by Mike. Because estelle, Mike'sdaughter bullies him. So therefore, Tre is indirectly bullied by Mike'slittle daughter.
So, pussy had gone to pee. He did so. Mike was still sipping coffee when pussy got back. They still had to think of away of killing him, preferably with coffee.
On february 28th, the day before Mike was supposed to die, it was decided that a coffee coma would kill him. Everything was arranged. If they got it wrong, they'd have to wait for another leap year. Coffee wouldn't be around forever, it'll all be gone at the rate Mike'sdrinking. He's like a supersucker, he'll soon suck up all the coffee in the world.
To make sure things were ready, Tre gave the coffees a talk, he sat them all down and began.
"Righty then, you little coffeeses, listen up! Fuck this up and i'll rip your balls off and shove em up your asses so next time you shit, you shit all over your balls..." Tre waited for a response, but the coffee ramained silent. Tre, with a below average IQ of a normal human being, or god, was not very smart and didn't realise that coffee wasn't alive.
"What a dumbass!" the coffees laughed.
After the talk, everybody was ready to kill Mike. But Mike didn't know wat he was going to die of, or when he was going to die. Instead, the coffee coma was going to be a surprise, a surprise he was going to enjoy, despite the fact that he could possibly die a very painful, coffee hurting death to go up and live with an insane god and a demented angel, part time 'jesus' up north.
***
Just to remind everybody of who all these strange people are, Tre is god, Billie Joe is the supreme angel, and part-time 'jesus', Mike is some sad lil' coffee obsessed earthling, about to die and become an angel of some sort, or something like that. And then there's pussy, who tried to kill Mike in the first place by running over him with his amazing techni-coloured milk float. When pussy dies, who knows what will happen to him. Maybe they'll make him the patron saint of... Catdolls, or milk floats, seeing as Mike'smost probably becoming a patron saint of coffee.
