This Is Our Lives On Holiday, chapter 7
* Mikes POV *
Ok so there we all were mooing when I realised Mr Jones had gone and there was no point doing it anymore.
"Guys, he's gone! What do we do now??" I asked, but this set everyone off into some sort of laughing world and they didn't take me with them. I waddled into the bedroom to find something interesting to do and found Tres diary. Wow. So I walked back into the place of the roomie thing were everyone was still in laughing land.
"Everyone shut up" I yelled "listen to this...dear diary, today we got our rooms and I am really, really scared we don't know who we have to share a room with and they might try and kill us or rape me, OR take my spoons so I wont be able to defend myself" everyone burst out laughing at this except Tre.
"MIKE! That's mine, put it down." Tre screamed going red in the face
"So today we met Matt, Chris and Dom" I continued ignoring Tres protesting "they are all weird, their really quiet and murderers are quiet, I'm really scared" I couldn't do it anymore, I dropped the diary and began laughing with the others while Tre snatched his diary from the floor and ran back into the bedroom place to hide it from me and to make sure he doesn't get any more embarrassed. When he returned nothing had changed, we were all still laughing, it is difficult to breathe when your like this let me tell you that.
The next thing I knew I was being pounded to the floor by one very angry, very embarrassed, very red-looking Tre. It didn't change much I just started laughing harder as Tre tried with all his might to attack me, but he couldn't because I'm stronger then him and he is a little pipsqueak.
"Mike, why did you do that, that was private!" Tre squealed like a little girl.
"No, Tre it was funny" I laughed
"That was unfair, I don't go and start reading your diary do I?!" Tre questioned
"That's cos diaries are for girls and gay guys"
"And for little people who think quiet people are murderers" Matt added.
After another half an hour of non-stop, side-splitting laughter everyone shut up. I don't actually know why we were laughing that much but there you go. Tre sat in the corner sulking cos I shared his secrets. Awwwwwww he'll get over it.
* Tres POV *
I can't believe Mike did that. They were laughing for about 10 years while I was left feeling very embarrassed. I'll get him back some how, some way he will pay. Well while I was thinking of revenge Billie piped up
"Hey peoples do you wana get out of here its fucking boring and someone might rape Tre if we're not careful?"
"Billie don't you start" I whined
"Ah, come on" Billie started "Its all in the name of fun, just have fun Tre! So are we going to go somewhere or are you going to leave me to go out all by myself"
"OK" everyone chanted except me, I was still sulking.
"Tre, do we have the pleasure of your company" Billie asked putting on a posh accent for some reason best known only to him.
"Fine, but no more mentioning of what MIKE just said ok?!"
"Ok" everyone repeated just wanting to move out.
"Promise?" I asked, just wanting to piss them off further before we went.
"Promise" everyone chimed rolling their eyes
"Swear on your life?" I asked again
"Tre, we fucking promise, now just fucking drop it and lets go" Billie yelled kind of pissed off, no let me rephrase that extremely pissed off, I could tell living with him for 2 weeks was not going to be all that fun, we will get yelled at if we don't move fats enough, oh that is so wonderful.
* Doms POV *
These guys are crazy, I'm glad Matt likes them and now we can have fun. Tre didn't seem to be having all that much though but oh well. Me, Matt, Chris, Billie and Mike all started to slowly creep through the door but Tre wasn't moving.
"Tre, you little fucker lets go its boring here and besides me and Billie will be murdered if you don't come with us to protect us"
"Mike, you said you wouldn't mention it" Tre winged
"Well hurry up then!" Mike practically yelled.
"Stupid fucking asshole, mother fucking twat" Tre started mumbling and moved out of his corner.
"Ok, we're lost" Matt said realising he had no idea how to get back to our room.
"We're not lost, we just don't know where we are" Billie corrected him but I agree with Matt, we had no idea where the hell we were. We carried on walking for another 10 minutes but that just seemed to get us more lost.
"I'm hungry" Tre whined, jeeze he whines a lot don't he?!
"Your always hungry Tre" Billie and Mike said simultaneously
"We just need to find someone to ask then we can find somewhere to eat and go back to our dashing room that is oh so spiffy to live in." Chris spoke sarcastically. Now we had a new quest find someone to get us back to that shithole we have to live in for the next 2 weeks. We spent the next few minutes just walking and looking for some kind of person to ask where to go. Finally we found someone; well ok Billie found someone not just some ONE, but a whole group of girls. I guess that is just him for you.
* Billie Joes POV *
Wow. We could ask them where to go, yeah that's a good idea.
"lets ask them" I pleaded with everyone as Mike and Tre exchanged a look that said 'good old Billie.'
I headed towards the group of girls that were gathered on the corner but none of the others were following me so I signalled for them to come over and they all timidly followed.
"Hi, erm we...err...we're lost" I managed to get out as one of the girls in particular caught my eye. All the girls started giggling.
"You have a cute accent" one of them spoke making me go all shy all of sudden (that doesn't happen often.)
"We will help you if you like but only cos your lost and your cute" the girl who caught my eye earlier smile at me.
"Cheers" I thanked them "so err what is you names then, I'm Billie Joe and before you say anything I am not a hillbilly but my mummy was so I got stuck with this name" they all started giggling again.
"I'm Adie" the one I guess is called Adie said (she's the one who caught my eye before) "and this is Christine (she pointed to a tall skinny character) Emma (she pointed to a shorter brown haired character) Natalie (she pointed to a kind of chubby dark haired girl) and that there is Rachel (and she pointed to a tall plumpish girl)" Adie introduced all of them and then walked over to me
"So where do you need to get to Billie Joe who is not a hillbilly just has a hillbilly mum who gave him that name?" she asked smirking, as I smiled lightly at her
"Err well somewhere to eat first because of that guy over there is too fat and doesn't ever stop eating" I said pointing at Tre who simply replied "HEY" and all the girls giggled. They took us to a café around the corner and we all had lunch.
Ok so there we all were mooing when I realised Mr Jones had gone and there was no point doing it anymore.
"Guys, he's gone! What do we do now??" I asked, but this set everyone off into some sort of laughing world and they didn't take me with them. I waddled into the bedroom to find something interesting to do and found Tres diary. Wow. So I walked back into the place of the roomie thing were everyone was still in laughing land.
"Everyone shut up" I yelled "listen to this...dear diary, today we got our rooms and I am really, really scared we don't know who we have to share a room with and they might try and kill us or rape me, OR take my spoons so I wont be able to defend myself" everyone burst out laughing at this except Tre.
"MIKE! That's mine, put it down." Tre screamed going red in the face
"So today we met Matt, Chris and Dom" I continued ignoring Tres protesting "they are all weird, their really quiet and murderers are quiet, I'm really scared" I couldn't do it anymore, I dropped the diary and began laughing with the others while Tre snatched his diary from the floor and ran back into the bedroom place to hide it from me and to make sure he doesn't get any more embarrassed. When he returned nothing had changed, we were all still laughing, it is difficult to breathe when your like this let me tell you that.
The next thing I knew I was being pounded to the floor by one very angry, very embarrassed, very red-looking Tre. It didn't change much I just started laughing harder as Tre tried with all his might to attack me, but he couldn't because I'm stronger then him and he is a little pipsqueak.
"Mike, why did you do that, that was private!" Tre squealed like a little girl.
"No, Tre it was funny" I laughed
"That was unfair, I don't go and start reading your diary do I?!" Tre questioned
"That's cos diaries are for girls and gay guys"
"And for little people who think quiet people are murderers" Matt added.
After another half an hour of non-stop, side-splitting laughter everyone shut up. I don't actually know why we were laughing that much but there you go. Tre sat in the corner sulking cos I shared his secrets. Awwwwwww he'll get over it.
* Tres POV *
I can't believe Mike did that. They were laughing for about 10 years while I was left feeling very embarrassed. I'll get him back some how, some way he will pay. Well while I was thinking of revenge Billie piped up
"Hey peoples do you wana get out of here its fucking boring and someone might rape Tre if we're not careful?"
"Billie don't you start" I whined
"Ah, come on" Billie started "Its all in the name of fun, just have fun Tre! So are we going to go somewhere or are you going to leave me to go out all by myself"
"OK" everyone chanted except me, I was still sulking.
"Tre, do we have the pleasure of your company" Billie asked putting on a posh accent for some reason best known only to him.
"Fine, but no more mentioning of what MIKE just said ok?!"
"Ok" everyone repeated just wanting to move out.
"Promise?" I asked, just wanting to piss them off further before we went.
"Promise" everyone chimed rolling their eyes
"Swear on your life?" I asked again
"Tre, we fucking promise, now just fucking drop it and lets go" Billie yelled kind of pissed off, no let me rephrase that extremely pissed off, I could tell living with him for 2 weeks was not going to be all that fun, we will get yelled at if we don't move fats enough, oh that is so wonderful.
* Doms POV *
These guys are crazy, I'm glad Matt likes them and now we can have fun. Tre didn't seem to be having all that much though but oh well. Me, Matt, Chris, Billie and Mike all started to slowly creep through the door but Tre wasn't moving.
"Tre, you little fucker lets go its boring here and besides me and Billie will be murdered if you don't come with us to protect us"
"Mike, you said you wouldn't mention it" Tre winged
"Well hurry up then!" Mike practically yelled.
"Stupid fucking asshole, mother fucking twat" Tre started mumbling and moved out of his corner.
"Ok, we're lost" Matt said realising he had no idea how to get back to our room.
"We're not lost, we just don't know where we are" Billie corrected him but I agree with Matt, we had no idea where the hell we were. We carried on walking for another 10 minutes but that just seemed to get us more lost.
"I'm hungry" Tre whined, jeeze he whines a lot don't he?!
"Your always hungry Tre" Billie and Mike said simultaneously
"We just need to find someone to ask then we can find somewhere to eat and go back to our dashing room that is oh so spiffy to live in." Chris spoke sarcastically. Now we had a new quest find someone to get us back to that shithole we have to live in for the next 2 weeks. We spent the next few minutes just walking and looking for some kind of person to ask where to go. Finally we found someone; well ok Billie found someone not just some ONE, but a whole group of girls. I guess that is just him for you.
* Billie Joes POV *
Wow. We could ask them where to go, yeah that's a good idea.
"lets ask them" I pleaded with everyone as Mike and Tre exchanged a look that said 'good old Billie.'
I headed towards the group of girls that were gathered on the corner but none of the others were following me so I signalled for them to come over and they all timidly followed.
"Hi, erm we...err...we're lost" I managed to get out as one of the girls in particular caught my eye. All the girls started giggling.
"You have a cute accent" one of them spoke making me go all shy all of sudden (that doesn't happen often.)
"We will help you if you like but only cos your lost and your cute" the girl who caught my eye earlier smile at me.
"Cheers" I thanked them "so err what is you names then, I'm Billie Joe and before you say anything I am not a hillbilly but my mummy was so I got stuck with this name" they all started giggling again.
"I'm Adie" the one I guess is called Adie said (she's the one who caught my eye before) "and this is Christine (she pointed to a tall skinny character) Emma (she pointed to a shorter brown haired character) Natalie (she pointed to a kind of chubby dark haired girl) and that there is Rachel (and she pointed to a tall plumpish girl)" Adie introduced all of them and then walked over to me
"So where do you need to get to Billie Joe who is not a hillbilly just has a hillbilly mum who gave him that name?" she asked smirking, as I smiled lightly at her
"Err well somewhere to eat first because of that guy over there is too fat and doesn't ever stop eating" I said pointing at Tre who simply replied "HEY" and all the girls giggled. They took us to a café around the corner and we all had lunch.
