Letters From Home, chapter 2
July 24, 1994
Dear Billie, Mike, and Tre,
Nice. Tre, if you get into trouble one more time with the law, I'll kick your tiny but
Efficiant ass! I can't beleive you cross dressed and went to a lesbo (no offense to lesbians,
Though) bar, though. That was pretty funny. And taking TreRover (Tre) to the park was pretty funny. I can't believe the other dogs got scared of him! And Billie, I must say, you look REALLY good with lipstick, mascara, eyeshadow, and blush on. Ha ha, you should have seen yourself when you woke up.
I really didn't think constructing a ' Tre-proof alarm' was such a good idea. Remember
When I set an alarm up in my room when I lived with y'all? He found a way to get in, and
Sneaked IN. MY. BED. I wasn't very happy with that. I WILL get him back for that. And Tre, I meant by 'not needing you', I meant for sexual cravings. GOSH, I can't believe you did that...
UGH! Anyway, what would you say if we each got on an I'M session tomorrow at 2:00? I don't
Have work, what do you say?
Not the evil poop throwing monkeys!
-Mia
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INSTANT MESSAGE
St_jimmy_alive@sbcglobal. Net: YAY, U PPL MADE IT!
Gdamericnidiot04: No shit, sherlock.
St_jimmy_alive@sbcglobal. Net: HEY. I'm not Sherlock Holmes!
Gdamericnidiot04: W/e. Anyway, This is Billie. Mike and Tre are zooming around the house *ducks under a flying pillow* because Tre drank Mike's soda. Again. So, what do you wanna chat about? And PLEEZE don't say 'Tre' cuz I got enough of that when you stayed here.
St_jimmy_alive@sbcglobal. Net: What do you think of me getting a house over there?
St_jimmy_alive@sbcglobal. Net: If I had the money, that is.
Gdamericnidiot04: That would gratefully put an end to *yells out loud* FRANK'S *shutting up in real life* whining. And you would be able to take care of the kids. All 4 of them.
St_jimmy_alive@sbcglobal. Net: ADIE'S HAVIN QUADS?!?!? WTF?!?!?!?!?
Gdamericnidiot04: No, dipshit. Estelle (Mike's) Frankito and Ramona (Tre's) and Joe (Mine-about-to-be).
St_jimmy_alive@sbcglobal. Net: Hey, I am not havin a daycare center. 1 bandmate's child(ren) at a time, I beg of you.
Gdamericnidiot04: What, you hate kids?
St_jimmy_alive@sbcglobal. Net: No. They're annoying. The asylum that I went to in Feb had A LOT. I was so freaking sick of their shitting in their pants and crying when I got out.
Gdamericnidiot04: That was for 3 days.
St_jimmy_alive@sbcglobal. Net: I get annoyed easily, thanks to Tre.
Gdamericnidiot04: Oh.
Gdamericnidiot04: Well I g2g, Mike just caught Tre, and I have to keep Mike from stabbin
Him.
St_jimmy_alive@sbcglobal. Net: LMAO. Tell Tre I said hi.
Gdamericnidiot04: k.
Gdamericnidiot04 has SIGNED OFF
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Dear Billie, Mike, and Tre,
Nice. Tre, if you get into trouble one more time with the law, I'll kick your tiny but
Efficiant ass! I can't beleive you cross dressed and went to a lesbo (no offense to lesbians,
Though) bar, though. That was pretty funny. And taking TreRover (Tre) to the park was pretty funny. I can't believe the other dogs got scared of him! And Billie, I must say, you look REALLY good with lipstick, mascara, eyeshadow, and blush on. Ha ha, you should have seen yourself when you woke up.
I really didn't think constructing a ' Tre-proof alarm' was such a good idea. Remember
When I set an alarm up in my room when I lived with y'all? He found a way to get in, and
Sneaked IN. MY. BED. I wasn't very happy with that. I WILL get him back for that. And Tre, I meant by 'not needing you', I meant for sexual cravings. GOSH, I can't believe you did that...
UGH! Anyway, what would you say if we each got on an I'M session tomorrow at 2:00? I don't
Have work, what do you say?
Not the evil poop throwing monkeys!
-Mia
**************************************************************
INSTANT MESSAGE
St_jimmy_alive@sbcglobal. Net: YAY, U PPL MADE IT!
Gdamericnidiot04: No shit, sherlock.
St_jimmy_alive@sbcglobal. Net: HEY. I'm not Sherlock Holmes!
Gdamericnidiot04: W/e. Anyway, This is Billie. Mike and Tre are zooming around the house *ducks under a flying pillow* because Tre drank Mike's soda. Again. So, what do you wanna chat about? And PLEEZE don't say 'Tre' cuz I got enough of that when you stayed here.
St_jimmy_alive@sbcglobal. Net: What do you think of me getting a house over there?
St_jimmy_alive@sbcglobal. Net: If I had the money, that is.
Gdamericnidiot04: That would gratefully put an end to *yells out loud* FRANK'S *shutting up in real life* whining. And you would be able to take care of the kids. All 4 of them.
St_jimmy_alive@sbcglobal. Net: ADIE'S HAVIN QUADS?!?!? WTF?!?!?!?!?
Gdamericnidiot04: No, dipshit. Estelle (Mike's) Frankito and Ramona (Tre's) and Joe (Mine-about-to-be).
St_jimmy_alive@sbcglobal. Net: Hey, I am not havin a daycare center. 1 bandmate's child(ren) at a time, I beg of you.
Gdamericnidiot04: What, you hate kids?
St_jimmy_alive@sbcglobal. Net: No. They're annoying. The asylum that I went to in Feb had A LOT. I was so freaking sick of their shitting in their pants and crying when I got out.
Gdamericnidiot04: That was for 3 days.
St_jimmy_alive@sbcglobal. Net: I get annoyed easily, thanks to Tre.
Gdamericnidiot04: Oh.
Gdamericnidiot04: Well I g2g, Mike just caught Tre, and I have to keep Mike from stabbin
Him.
St_jimmy_alive@sbcglobal. Net: LMAO. Tell Tre I said hi.
Gdamericnidiot04: k.
Gdamericnidiot04 has SIGNED OFF
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