Tomorrow Comes Today (sequel to Livin With The Gorillaz), chapter 1
Ch. 1 - Police are evil...
"NO! Get away from me!" I screamed.
"Hey I think you better do it, man. She looks like she can't breath!" said Russel.
"She's ok." Said 2-D laughing.
"QUIT TICKLING ME!" I screamed. I finally grabbed a pillow off the couch and hit 2-D with it. He grabbed the pillow and quit tickling me. I sat up and took several breaths.
October 22, 2005. 7:30 pm, in Kong Studios on a cold autumn evening.
"Pay back time!" I cried and tackled him, trying to tickle him. He tried to keep me away but fell off the couch. Russel stood there watching us. He burst out laughing at 2-D. I threw my fists in the air, "Woo-hoo! I'm the winner!" I cheered. Russel shook his head laughing and walked to the kitchen. I peered over the couch at 2-D who scrambled to his feet after me, I quickly jumped over the couch and ran into the hallway. I blocked myself at the elevator entrance. I pressed the button to the basement. The doors opened when 2-D came running through the hallway. I smiled and waved bye-bye as the doors closed and the elevator went down. The doors opened when t reached the basement. I stepped out still giggling a bit, then stopped to see the Winnebago missing. The door to the stairway crashed open and 2-D came flying out of it. I almost tripped over my own feet when I started running again. I quickly jumped into the doorway of my room and slammed the door... But something was missing. I patted my head, MY BEAR CAP WAS GONE! I heard 2-D snicker.
"I'll be taking that." He said. I sighed, shook my head, then quietly opened my door and jumped on his back. I grabbed my hat, he held onto my legs as I wrapped my arms around his neck. I put my head against his as we laughed, until we heard a loud SCRREEEEEEEEECH! Coming from inside the car park. It was the Winnebago. We stood there watching Murdoc, madly drive the vehicle into the building. 2-D took a few steps back while carrying me. The Winnebago rumbled then died down as the engine ceased. Murdoc came out of the door with a cig in his mouth, when he saw us he gave the most confused look.
"You're legs broken or something?" he asks while lighting the cig. 2-D put me down and walked over to Murdoc holding out a hand. Murdoc gave him a cig but didn't offer the light. I stood there watching the two stand there with cigs in their mouths.
"So where'd you run off to?" I asked fixing my hat on my head. He took a puff,
"A little drive. What's it to ya?" he said watching the smoke rise from his mouth. 2-D finally grabbed the light from Murdoc and lit his cig and quickly gave it back before Murdoc could argue.
"Police aren't after ya again are they?" he asked. Murdoc grinned,
"If they come knocking, I'm not here." He then dropped the cig and smashed it under his foot, then walked over to the elevator. I shook my head but had to ask when he left.
"Hey, what do you think he did?" 2-D looked at the Winnebago, but shook his head.
"No clue really. But we'll know if he's a wanted man and they come searching for him."
That night as I sat in my room listening to my new stereo I had to buy since Ashley got my old one, I lay on my bed looking at the ceiling. My eyes shifted over to a poster on the wall that was showing Johnny Depp dressed as a pirate. 2-D said that the poster inspired him to make a song but he doesn't know it would start off or what to call it. My stereo skipped to another CD and while I was waiting for it to play, there was silence for the slightest second when I heard sirens ring and echo through the car park. I didn't move, my door was locked anyway. The sirens shut off; there were the sounds of car doors slamming. God please don't knock on my door...
Knock Knock Knock,
"This is the police! OPEN UP! We know you're in there!" shouted the policeman. I heard a door bust open and 2-D curse bloody murder. I sat up; I bet this is Murdoc's doing! I thought. I walked over to the door and opened it. A policeman stood in the doorway smiling politely.
"Hello miss, have you seen a man with a wrecked up messy Winnebago, being driven around her this evening? Let me rephrase that, is Murdoc around here?"
I looked past him to see 2-D still cursing and handcuffed, being dragged to the squad car. Looked like he was hit with a nightstick a couple of times.
"2-D!" I shouted. "Why the hell are ya'll taking him?!" I screamed. He raised his hand for silence.
"We believe he might have been with him during the time Murdoc was creating this mess. We've had these two at the station before."
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! HE WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME!" I then push him out of my way and run over to the car. The policeman fell over,
"Stop!" he cried. I ran over to the 2 police officers that had 2-D in the car.
"Let him go! He was here the whole time!" I shouted. I quickly grabbed door handle but one of them pulled me away. I elbowed him in the gut and he fell coughing.
"Get her! She might be another one of their crime partners!" the second grabbed his nightstick; I punched him in the nose and watched him fall forgetting the one behind me who knocked on my door. BZZZZZZTT! I heard... Then everything went black.
I smelt smoke. My head hurt, it felt like I busted it on concrete or something. Opening my eyes, I saw bars and a concrete floor. I sat up and saw I was in a cell. DAMNIT! My right hip was sore and it tingled with a numb sensation. I looked across from me; 2-D was in the cell across from mine. Murdoc wasn't nowhere in sight... I think, cause he wasn't in the other cells. I got up and sat on the little bed bunk that lay there with neatly folded sheets. I looked over at 2-D, he looked like he was conked out, but he wasn't there was a cig in his mouth and smoke rising.
"Hey... " I said. He sat up, looking annoyed. "You alright?" He ran his hand through his blue hedgehog hair.
"I'm alive. What about you?" he asked blowing smoke. I shrugged then rubbed my head. The were voices coming from somewhere close by, "I guess they found Murdoc." Said 2-D getting up and walking over to the bars to see. Sure enough it was Murdoc,
"Selling booze at nursing homes, driving on the wrong side of the road, terrorizing the peace, and attempt of trying to fight an officer with a crowbar. What do you have to say for yourself?" said the policeman opening my cell door. Murdoc grinned,
"You need to go get laid and have a little fun, officer." He said as he stepped inside. The policeman pushed him inside the cell making him trip.
"Shut up!" he yelled. The cell door slammed. I stepped over Murdoc, walking over to the door.
"HEY! What about 2-D and me?! LET US OUT WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" I shouted.
"BE QUIET OR YOU'LL BE TAZED AGAIN!" he shouted and slammed the door behind him. 2-D sat back down on the bed in his cell.
"Lex, you did break an officer's nose then knocked the air out of the other." He laughed.
"Oh yea." I said and sat on the bed. "You think Noodle and Russel will come after us?" I asked. Murdoc got off the floor and sat on the bed. I scooted away, why couldn't the dumb ass put him in the other cell?!
"Possibly." Said Murdoc. "They usually do after a couple of days." I froze and glared at him.
"Couple... Of days?!" I said weakly. He nodded and chuckled. I got up then gripped the bars, "LET ME OUT OF HERE! YOU PUT ME IN HERE WITH A PERVERTED MANIAC!" I screamed. 2-D looked at me like I was crazy. Murdoc grabbed me around the waist then tried to pull me away from the bars.
"HEY! BE QUIET!" he shouted. I held on to the bars.
"LET ME GO!" I shouted. He then pulled me away and covered my mouth.
"I said be quiet! I'm not letting go till you do!" he snapped looking at the door the policemen walk through. I calmed down and he set me free.
"There is no way I'm being stuck in this cell with you! With only one small bed!" I backed away. 2-D stood up.
"She's right Muds, I don't even trust you... " said 2-D. Murdoc shot him an evil look.
"Shut up you twat." He snapped. He looked at me, "I guess we gotta share it." He grinned. I knew he was gonna say that.
"TO HELL WE ARE! " I screamed, I made a line between us. "Don't cross it, or else." He popped a cig in his mouth and inhaled after he lit it.
"Else what?" he asked stepping over the line. I threw a punch, but he grabbed my fist then put me in a headlock while he blew a cloud of smoke. I pulled away from him then sat on the bed and pouted.
About 10:30pm it was super dark and the lights were out except for a streetlight that shined through the barred window. I sat in a corner hugging my knees while watching Murdoc smoke another cig while sitting the bed. His eyes were yellow in the shadows. His eyes shifted over to me and he patted the bed with his right hand. I shook my head. 2-D sat in his cell watching us but he looked like he was about to fall out any minuet. It was gonna be hell all over again... I thought. Images flashed in my head from what happened last time. I could feel my headache coming on again. Suddenly the silence broke when I heard snoring. I look over and 2-D has fallen asleep sitting up. My heart skipped a beat. I smelt smoke, it got stronger and stronger. I threw my leg up as if to kick something, and it did... Murdoc. There was an instant painful yelp and I heard something hit the floor. I looked over and Murdoc was holding himself on the floor, I smiled, feeling proud of myself and went over to the bed and plopped down on it then dozed off. I woke up minuets later at the sound of door opening; I lifted my head to see who it was this time. It was a policeman walking down the hall. I rolled over and bumped into someone's back. I jumped and scooted over till my back was to the wall, Murdoc was on the bed sleeping too. I'm surprised he didn't try anything; he must be pissed at me for kicking his kids. I rolled over staring at the wall; since his back was turned to mine I guess I was ok for now. Suddenly, there was an evil chuckle and Murdoc rolls over and grabs me by the waist and pulls him over to him. He covers my mouth with the other hand.
"Love you really need to relax." He said in my ear quietly. My words were muffled when I talked. "What was that?"
I spoke again. He finally uncovered my mouth,
"I said, you ain't gonna have any kids if you keep this up!" I then kicked him with the heel of my foot. He gasped and fell off the bed.
"NO! Get away from me!" I screamed.
"Hey I think you better do it, man. She looks like she can't breath!" said Russel.
"She's ok." Said 2-D laughing.
"QUIT TICKLING ME!" I screamed. I finally grabbed a pillow off the couch and hit 2-D with it. He grabbed the pillow and quit tickling me. I sat up and took several breaths.
October 22, 2005. 7:30 pm, in Kong Studios on a cold autumn evening.
"Pay back time!" I cried and tackled him, trying to tickle him. He tried to keep me away but fell off the couch. Russel stood there watching us. He burst out laughing at 2-D. I threw my fists in the air, "Woo-hoo! I'm the winner!" I cheered. Russel shook his head laughing and walked to the kitchen. I peered over the couch at 2-D who scrambled to his feet after me, I quickly jumped over the couch and ran into the hallway. I blocked myself at the elevator entrance. I pressed the button to the basement. The doors opened when 2-D came running through the hallway. I smiled and waved bye-bye as the doors closed and the elevator went down. The doors opened when t reached the basement. I stepped out still giggling a bit, then stopped to see the Winnebago missing. The door to the stairway crashed open and 2-D came flying out of it. I almost tripped over my own feet when I started running again. I quickly jumped into the doorway of my room and slammed the door... But something was missing. I patted my head, MY BEAR CAP WAS GONE! I heard 2-D snicker.
"I'll be taking that." He said. I sighed, shook my head, then quietly opened my door and jumped on his back. I grabbed my hat, he held onto my legs as I wrapped my arms around his neck. I put my head against his as we laughed, until we heard a loud SCRREEEEEEEEECH! Coming from inside the car park. It was the Winnebago. We stood there watching Murdoc, madly drive the vehicle into the building. 2-D took a few steps back while carrying me. The Winnebago rumbled then died down as the engine ceased. Murdoc came out of the door with a cig in his mouth, when he saw us he gave the most confused look.
"You're legs broken or something?" he asks while lighting the cig. 2-D put me down and walked over to Murdoc holding out a hand. Murdoc gave him a cig but didn't offer the light. I stood there watching the two stand there with cigs in their mouths.
"So where'd you run off to?" I asked fixing my hat on my head. He took a puff,
"A little drive. What's it to ya?" he said watching the smoke rise from his mouth. 2-D finally grabbed the light from Murdoc and lit his cig and quickly gave it back before Murdoc could argue.
"Police aren't after ya again are they?" he asked. Murdoc grinned,
"If they come knocking, I'm not here." He then dropped the cig and smashed it under his foot, then walked over to the elevator. I shook my head but had to ask when he left.
"Hey, what do you think he did?" 2-D looked at the Winnebago, but shook his head.
"No clue really. But we'll know if he's a wanted man and they come searching for him."
That night as I sat in my room listening to my new stereo I had to buy since Ashley got my old one, I lay on my bed looking at the ceiling. My eyes shifted over to a poster on the wall that was showing Johnny Depp dressed as a pirate. 2-D said that the poster inspired him to make a song but he doesn't know it would start off or what to call it. My stereo skipped to another CD and while I was waiting for it to play, there was silence for the slightest second when I heard sirens ring and echo through the car park. I didn't move, my door was locked anyway. The sirens shut off; there were the sounds of car doors slamming. God please don't knock on my door...
Knock Knock Knock,
"This is the police! OPEN UP! We know you're in there!" shouted the policeman. I heard a door bust open and 2-D curse bloody murder. I sat up; I bet this is Murdoc's doing! I thought. I walked over to the door and opened it. A policeman stood in the doorway smiling politely.
"Hello miss, have you seen a man with a wrecked up messy Winnebago, being driven around her this evening? Let me rephrase that, is Murdoc around here?"
I looked past him to see 2-D still cursing and handcuffed, being dragged to the squad car. Looked like he was hit with a nightstick a couple of times.
"2-D!" I shouted. "Why the hell are ya'll taking him?!" I screamed. He raised his hand for silence.
"We believe he might have been with him during the time Murdoc was creating this mess. We've had these two at the station before."
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! HE WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME!" I then push him out of my way and run over to the car. The policeman fell over,
"Stop!" he cried. I ran over to the 2 police officers that had 2-D in the car.
"Let him go! He was here the whole time!" I shouted. I quickly grabbed door handle but one of them pulled me away. I elbowed him in the gut and he fell coughing.
"Get her! She might be another one of their crime partners!" the second grabbed his nightstick; I punched him in the nose and watched him fall forgetting the one behind me who knocked on my door. BZZZZZZTT! I heard... Then everything went black.
I smelt smoke. My head hurt, it felt like I busted it on concrete or something. Opening my eyes, I saw bars and a concrete floor. I sat up and saw I was in a cell. DAMNIT! My right hip was sore and it tingled with a numb sensation. I looked across from me; 2-D was in the cell across from mine. Murdoc wasn't nowhere in sight... I think, cause he wasn't in the other cells. I got up and sat on the little bed bunk that lay there with neatly folded sheets. I looked over at 2-D, he looked like he was conked out, but he wasn't there was a cig in his mouth and smoke rising.
"Hey... " I said. He sat up, looking annoyed. "You alright?" He ran his hand through his blue hedgehog hair.
"I'm alive. What about you?" he asked blowing smoke. I shrugged then rubbed my head. The were voices coming from somewhere close by, "I guess they found Murdoc." Said 2-D getting up and walking over to the bars to see. Sure enough it was Murdoc,
"Selling booze at nursing homes, driving on the wrong side of the road, terrorizing the peace, and attempt of trying to fight an officer with a crowbar. What do you have to say for yourself?" said the policeman opening my cell door. Murdoc grinned,
"You need to go get laid and have a little fun, officer." He said as he stepped inside. The policeman pushed him inside the cell making him trip.
"Shut up!" he yelled. The cell door slammed. I stepped over Murdoc, walking over to the door.
"HEY! What about 2-D and me?! LET US OUT WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" I shouted.
"BE QUIET OR YOU'LL BE TAZED AGAIN!" he shouted and slammed the door behind him. 2-D sat back down on the bed in his cell.
"Lex, you did break an officer's nose then knocked the air out of the other." He laughed.
"Oh yea." I said and sat on the bed. "You think Noodle and Russel will come after us?" I asked. Murdoc got off the floor and sat on the bed. I scooted away, why couldn't the dumb ass put him in the other cell?!
"Possibly." Said Murdoc. "They usually do after a couple of days." I froze and glared at him.
"Couple... Of days?!" I said weakly. He nodded and chuckled. I got up then gripped the bars, "LET ME OUT OF HERE! YOU PUT ME IN HERE WITH A PERVERTED MANIAC!" I screamed. 2-D looked at me like I was crazy. Murdoc grabbed me around the waist then tried to pull me away from the bars.
"HEY! BE QUIET!" he shouted. I held on to the bars.
"LET ME GO!" I shouted. He then pulled me away and covered my mouth.
"I said be quiet! I'm not letting go till you do!" he snapped looking at the door the policemen walk through. I calmed down and he set me free.
"There is no way I'm being stuck in this cell with you! With only one small bed!" I backed away. 2-D stood up.
"She's right Muds, I don't even trust you... " said 2-D. Murdoc shot him an evil look.
"Shut up you twat." He snapped. He looked at me, "I guess we gotta share it." He grinned. I knew he was gonna say that.
"TO HELL WE ARE! " I screamed, I made a line between us. "Don't cross it, or else." He popped a cig in his mouth and inhaled after he lit it.
"Else what?" he asked stepping over the line. I threw a punch, but he grabbed my fist then put me in a headlock while he blew a cloud of smoke. I pulled away from him then sat on the bed and pouted.
About 10:30pm it was super dark and the lights were out except for a streetlight that shined through the barred window. I sat in a corner hugging my knees while watching Murdoc smoke another cig while sitting the bed. His eyes were yellow in the shadows. His eyes shifted over to me and he patted the bed with his right hand. I shook my head. 2-D sat in his cell watching us but he looked like he was about to fall out any minuet. It was gonna be hell all over again... I thought. Images flashed in my head from what happened last time. I could feel my headache coming on again. Suddenly the silence broke when I heard snoring. I look over and 2-D has fallen asleep sitting up. My heart skipped a beat. I smelt smoke, it got stronger and stronger. I threw my leg up as if to kick something, and it did... Murdoc. There was an instant painful yelp and I heard something hit the floor. I looked over and Murdoc was holding himself on the floor, I smiled, feeling proud of myself and went over to the bed and plopped down on it then dozed off. I woke up minuets later at the sound of door opening; I lifted my head to see who it was this time. It was a policeman walking down the hall. I rolled over and bumped into someone's back. I jumped and scooted over till my back was to the wall, Murdoc was on the bed sleeping too. I'm surprised he didn't try anything; he must be pissed at me for kicking his kids. I rolled over staring at the wall; since his back was turned to mine I guess I was ok for now. Suddenly, there was an evil chuckle and Murdoc rolls over and grabs me by the waist and pulls him over to him. He covers my mouth with the other hand.
"Love you really need to relax." He said in my ear quietly. My words were muffled when I talked. "What was that?"
I spoke again. He finally uncovered my mouth,
"I said, you ain't gonna have any kids if you keep this up!" I then kicked him with the heel of my foot. He gasped and fell off the bed.
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