Billie Joe's Breakup (My Daydream), chapter 1

One day I was walking around and I decided to go to Circle K and get a soda. It was really hot, so I wasn't in a hurry or anything. When I finally left, I saw this guy sitting on the curb. I was bored and had nowhere to go, so I decided to talk to him. I plopped down beside him and said hi, but I almost had a heart attack when I saw who it was. I was sitting right beside Billie Joe Armstrong From Green Day! He was crying, though, and he had makeup running all over his face.
"Hi. I'm Billie Joe. Who are you?" I was kind of nervous, because not only is he the lead singer of my favorite band, he's also the hottest guy ever. Finally I managed to introduce myself.
"What's the matter, Billie?" I asked.
"Nothing."
"Come on, Billie, why are you crying? You can tell me." He was quiet for a minute, but then he started to talk.
"Well, I just got in a big fight with my wife, and she called me all sorts of really mean names. Then she said she was gonna divorce me and take my kids away from me. Then she kicked me out of the house and I didn't have anywhere else to go so I started to drive. I ran out of gas so I stopped here, and now I met you." Then he leaned over and cried on my shoulder for a while.
"I'm really sorry she was so mean to you, Billie. What are you going to do now?"
"I dunno. You seem pretty nice. Can I hang out with you for a while?"
"Sure. Can we go to my house first? You can fix your makeup, and I need to change my shirt anyway."
"Yeah, that sounds great, but what's wrong with that shirt?"
I pointed to a big black spot on my shoulder from his makeup running all over. Then we got in his car and drove to my house. I showed him where the bathroom was and went to change my shirt. A few minutes later he came into my room. His makeup was fixed, and he had done his hair, and he looked really hot.
"Hey, I'm really sorry I ruined your shirt. I should buy you a new one. We should go shopping. Come on, It'll be fun!"
I didn't mind about the shirt, but I like shopping, and I knew it would be fun to go with Billie, so I said yeah.
"Hey Billie, I have to call my mom because she's out of town and she'll get mad if I'm not here when she calls. I'll be right there."
"Ok. I'll be in the car."
"Hey mom, I'm going shopping with a friend, ok? Talk to you later. Bye."
Then I ran outside to see Billie Joe. I live in a really small town, so we drove to Phoenix. It was really cool, because we listened to the radio, and every time Billie knew the words to a song, he would start singing really loud. We talked the rest of the time. When we got to the mall Billie bought me some new clothes and I helped him pick out some waterproof makeup, because it was hot outside and it kept getting in his eyes. Then Billie said he was hungry, so we got something to eat. Everything was going great, but my mom showed up. I don't know how she found us, but when she saw Billie Joe, she got really mad.
"I thought you said you were coming with a friend!"
"But mom, Billie is my friend!"
"Ok, but he's a boy."
"But mom..."
"No buts. You are coming home with me right now!"
"Fine! Can I at least say bye to Billie Joe?"
"Just hurry up."
Billie Joe looked pretty sad.
"I'm really sorry I got you in trouble."
"Billie, it's ok. But what are you gonna do?"
"I dunno. I guess I'll just ask Mike or Tre if I can stay with them."
"Are you gonna be ok?"
"Yeah, I'll be fine. Thanks for being so nice to me today. I really liked hanging out with you." Then he gave me a great big hug and a kiss on the cheek. Then my mom started to come back, so he gave me my stuff.
"Here's my cell phone number. Call me, ok?"
Then he rushed off and I just stood there with his phone number in my hand. Then my mom took me to the car, and the whole way home she lectured me about getting in cars with strange men, especially rock stars with no morals whatsoever. I didn't even try to explain how nice Billie Joe was. I was so mad at her. But it was all ok. I met Billie Joe, and I had his phone number.