Many Reasons Not To Buy A Guitar Signed By A Dead Guy, chapter 1

Billie Joe was walking down the street. It was Joey's birthday tomorrow and he needed to get him a present because he had just come home from a tour. He saw Pet shops, but they had a cat, toy stores, he had millions of toys, music stores, hello! His dad was a rockstar!
Then he passed a new musical instruments place. He already had lots of guitars, but Joey didn't have his own, and he wanted Joey to follow in his foot steps. So maybe this was a good time.
He walked in and the first thing he saw was a red Fender stratocaster with a white scratch plate, yellow stars and it was signed by Kurt Kobain.
"Hello, Joey likes Nirvana. This might be the the thing for him." he said. He turned around and suddenly saw the store clerk.
"Jesus! Don't sneak up on me!" he shouted.
"Sorry Sir, are you interested in purchasiing the guitar?" the clerl asked.
"I'd like to try it first." Billie said. He knew good guitars, so he had to test this one out.
The clerk took it out of the glass case and handed it to Billie Joe. Billie played a little tune and was amazed with the sound.
"Sweet! How much?" he said.
"I must warn you not to give it to your son sir, this guitar will curse you. It is signed by a dead man, you have to use it yourself."
The clerk said.
"What? How the hell did you know I was gonna give it to my kid?"
Billie Joe handed him some notes.
"I don't wanna know, just give me a strap and a case."

Billie Joe walked out of the store with the guitar. As he strolled down the street, a group of girls in Green Day shirts ran up to him.
"OMG! You're Billie Joe Armstrong! We found you! We came all the way from England just to meet you! Oh my God!"
Billie Joe smiled. It was a fake smile.
Holy crap England? This is a seriously crazy bunch of girls.
"I have to get home, sorry." He tried to shove his way through the crowd of girls.
"OMG! His guitar! Can we see it?" One girl shouted. They scrambled around him and two of them robbed the guitar from his hands.
"Hey bitch! Give that back!" he yelled. The rest of them looked at Billie Joe.
Oh my God, I think they're gonna rape me... He thought.
He ran down the street with the girls following him.
After a while, he was exhausted but he got home. But without Joey's guitar.
He walked in the door. He had to slam it quickly before the girls saw him.

He turned around and saw Tre, Mike, Jakob and Joey eating some cake. They were wearing party hats. Oh No... Billie thought,
Adie stepped in the room and pointed a finger in the kitchen.
He walked in looking worried.
"How could you forget your own sons birthday?" she said angrily.
"I didn't, I bought him his own guitar and some crazy girls stole it and some actually followed me home. Look, I'll show you!" he walked out with Adie following him. He opened the front door. There was nothing there. Adie looked at him.
He was in serious trouble. "But.. I... They!" he said but Adie just sat down beside Joey.
"Your dad is gonna bring you somewhere tomorrow, because he wants you to pick your present. Don't you Billie?" she said. Billie nodded.

It was six o' clock and still day time, Billie drove down the town to get some stuff in the store. He parked his car and walked around the corner. In front of him stood the guitar froom earlier. It was leaning against a wall.
"Holy shit!" he yelled.