Many Reasons Not To Buy A Guitar Signed By A Dead Guy, chapter 3

"Did he die?"
"Nope, just a small concussion but I'm afraid that the next auction is in a month if you want to keep it until then-"
"NO! I need to get rid of this thing now!"
Tre and Mike walked into the hall and up to Billie Joe.
"Crap, still didn't get rid of that thing?" Mike whispered.
"Nope, apparently the guy who wanted to buy this thing was just in a car crash."
Billie Joe said.
"Gees Billie, you're just gonna have to bury it with Kurt Kobain!" Tre Joked.
Billie Joe looked at him in a funny way.
"Ya know Tre, that's not a bad idea..."
Billie Joe started walking down the hall with Mike and Tre following him.
"Billie! I wasn't serious!" Tre shouted.
Billie Joe walked outside and into his car with the guitar.
"Just meet me at the graveyard at nine o' clock tonight!"
He started the car.
"And a shovel would be handy!"

NINE O' CLOCK AT THE GRAVEYARD
Tre and Mike drove to the graveyard. Billie Joe was waiting there.
They walked over to him.
"Billie I wasn't serious! Come on you can't do this!"
Billie Joe started walking.
"Come on! We do not want to see a dead Kurt Kobain!" Mike shouted.
"Yeah! Just dump it in a river or something!" Tre yelled.
Billie Joe stopped.
"I guess I should..."
They went to a river.
Billie Joe stood at the edge with the guitar. He dropped it into the water and it made a splash.
They turned around and a police officer.