Many Reasons Not To Buy A Guitar Signed By A Dead Guy, chapter 4
"Hello fellas. What's up?"
They looked at their feet.
"Hey officer, we're just... Uh, fishing..." Mike said looking at Billie who was wide eyed.
"Well, is that so? I thought I heard a splash, and it was way too big to be a fish. What was it, hmm?"
Tre smiled.
"Calm down officer, it's not like we were dumping a dead body or anything!" Tre laughed. Mike and Billie stared at him in a horrified way.
"Dead body? What did you dump, now I'm really interested."
"Okay, we admit it sir, we were littering... In the river... We dumped a... Tree trunk! Becuase we were driving all the way from downtown, and we hit a tree trunk that must have fallen off the tree. So we threw it in the river." Mike said quickly.
The cop smirked.
"Okay, tell me. How can a giant tree trunk fall off a tree in this weather? It was perfect and sunny in the past few days."
"Wind?"
"Jack! You better come over here!" Someone called.
And you guessed it! There was another officer around with him, and they had discovered a dead body.
The cop walked over to the three.
"You're arrested for the suspicion of murder!" He yanked Mike'sarm and turned him around.
"No! We didn't! It- the guitar!"
Tre ran past the cop.
"TRE! NO!" Billie shouted.
"SAM! GET AFTER HIM!" The officer shouted. Tre turned back and grabbed the policeman's leg and cried like a baby.
"I don't wanna go to jail! I'm just a kid!" He yelled.
"Get off me you asshole!" The cop yelled.
They looked at their feet.
"Hey officer, we're just... Uh, fishing..." Mike said looking at Billie who was wide eyed.
"Well, is that so? I thought I heard a splash, and it was way too big to be a fish. What was it, hmm?"
Tre smiled.
"Calm down officer, it's not like we were dumping a dead body or anything!" Tre laughed. Mike and Billie stared at him in a horrified way.
"Dead body? What did you dump, now I'm really interested."
"Okay, we admit it sir, we were littering... In the river... We dumped a... Tree trunk! Becuase we were driving all the way from downtown, and we hit a tree trunk that must have fallen off the tree. So we threw it in the river." Mike said quickly.
The cop smirked.
"Okay, tell me. How can a giant tree trunk fall off a tree in this weather? It was perfect and sunny in the past few days."
"Wind?"
"Jack! You better come over here!" Someone called.
And you guessed it! There was another officer around with him, and they had discovered a dead body.
The cop walked over to the three.
"You're arrested for the suspicion of murder!" He yanked Mike'sarm and turned him around.
"No! We didn't! It- the guitar!"
Tre ran past the cop.
"TRE! NO!" Billie shouted.
"SAM! GET AFTER HIM!" The officer shouted. Tre turned back and grabbed the policeman's leg and cried like a baby.
"I don't wanna go to jail! I'm just a kid!" He yelled.
"Get off me you asshole!" The cop yelled.
