Many Reasons Not To Buy A Guitar Signed By A Dead Guy, chapter 7

"I dunno..."

So for a long time, Tre explained himself to the loyers, and was extremely rude.

At the end, the judge finally asked.

"Please state your decision, Jury."

"We find the defendents... Guilty."

Billie looked digusted.

"I sentence the three man, Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt and Tre Cool, to ten years in prison."

He walked back, nearly in tears.

Adrienne was there, with Joey and Jakob. She was in tears.
Billie Joe hugged her and then walked on.

As he walked out the door, the judge stood there. Billie Joe was crying now.
"YOU! How can I spend TEN YEARS in jail!" he yelled.

"I see you love your family very much, Billie Joe."
The judge said, he pulled out the guitar from behind him.
"I never had a family, you know. So I'll give you one more chance, next time someone warns you about something, take it seriously. I've been watching you since you were a child, you have acted foolish in the past."

"How the fuck have I acted foolish?"

"Woodstock? And how do you suppose Al Sobarante quit the band, hmm?"

"Oh fuck off, Tre a is much better drummer than he ever was,,,"

"I'll turn back time for You Billie, but please be careful..."
Suddenly, it was as if the whole room was spinning ariound... Billie felt dizzy and he closed his eyes.

He opened them again.
He was on the street that he had been on two days before. He looked around, at the right of him was the musical store. The clerk was in the front. He winked at him.
Billie Joe turned around and quickly ran down the street,

"I'm just gonna get Joey a fucking toy like any other Dad."

So he bought him an enormous quad bike and drove home with it. Joey was really happy.
They went inside and ate some crap and watched the TV.

On the TV was Billie Joe playing his guitar live.

"Hey Dad, when I'm older, can I have my own guitar, and can it be signed by Kurt Cobain?"

"Joey, I can give you many reasons, never to buy a guitar signed by a dead guy!"