Billie is my mom?!?!, chapter 2
*No one's POV*
"Well I'm you're mom" Billie finally spat out.
"You gotta be fucking kidding me" Stef said laughing, thinking it was a joke.
"Nope, I'm dead serious, I am you're mother."
"But how does that work? You are a dude."
"Well he is now" Mike answered.
"What do you mean he is now?" Stef asked, still as confused as ever.
"Ok, let's start from the beginning" Billie said.
"It was a dark stormy night, and all the little children were inside their houses cowering in fear for the great Billina was coming out to play" Tre said in a deep voice.
"Tre what the hell are you doing?" Mike half laughed.
"I'm establishing mood" Tre said simply.
"Mood is for the bedroom, Tre" Stef stated "Now can I hear how this works."
"Ok, like I was saying" Billie continued "I was sort of born a girl."
"How can you sort of be born a girl? You either were a boy or a girl" said Mike.
"Yes, I was born a girl, now stop interrupting me" said Billie.
"Sorry Billina" laughed Tre.
"Shut up" Billie said while smacking Tre over the head "So I was born a girl but I was bi. I mean I am bi. Before I started seeing Adrienne, Tre and I had a bit of a fling."
"Billina wanted me bad" said Tre
"Tre shut up I wanna hear the rest of the story" said Mike
"But you already know the story" Tre said
"Yah but I want to know if it is as good as the first time I heard it" answered Mike
"Can I continue?" Billie said with annoyance in his voice
"Go ahead Billina" Tre answered
"Stop calling me that or I'll throw something at you"
"Ok I will stop calling you Billina"
SMACK! Just then Billie picked up a piece of drywall that was lying on the floor and smoked Tre right between the eyes with it.
"Oh I'll get you back, and you won't know when or where but I will get you" said Tre
"They were like this even back then" Mike whispered to Stef
They both laughed quietly
"Ok I had begun to see Adrienne and soon we had to go on a year and a half tour. So after our first show we had a huge party to celebrate the tour. The three of us were mega shit faced" Billie continued "I mean we were totally out of it. That's when me and Tre went off into a room together and well... "
"You banged" Stef finished.
"Yah" said Billie, his embarrassment wearing off a little bit.
"So where was Mike in this whole scene?" Stef asked.
"Well I was... " Mike started.
"He was part of it" Tre finished
"Wow, I was the product of a threesome of my favourite band" Stef said amazed "You would think this would gross me out but it isn't."
"So the next day I found out I was pregnant" Billie continued
"Wait a minute, if it was a threesome then who is my dad, Tre or Mike?" Stef asked
"I was just getting to that" said Billie "I went to the doctor and I had them do a test. They said it was the first case they ever saw like this. You see Tre and Mike's... "
"White gold" Tre finished.
"Yah their stuff mixed to create... "
"Super Sperm" Tre said in a deep voice and pretended to fly around like a superhero. "Impregnating Billina's everywhere."
"But it was mostly Tre's genes that you got." Billie said.
"Lucky you" Mike said sarcastically.
"So what do I call you guys then... Billie is mom, and Tre would be dad, and Mike would be half dad" said Stef.
"Yes I am a dad" said Tre "I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse"
"Tre, that would be the godfather" said Mike.
"Close enough" said Tre.
"Bill can I tell this part of the story"
"Go ahead Mike" said Billie.
"Ok, so nine months later you were born. We were still on tour and Billie never told Adrienne about what happened, so only the three of us knew. We even had to cancel a lot of shows so people wouldn't notice, we told them we were exhausted from touring so we needed a break." Said Mike "We took care of you for a few months, knowing we couldn't keep you, but we spent those months caring for you with everything we had. Whenever you were crying we would play our songs for you and you would stop."
"I guess that explains why I love your music" said Stef.
"You did seem to like Tre best though" mentioned Billie.
"Yah, Tre would always be the one to make you laugh, Billie and I occasionally got a laugh out of you, but it was mostly Tre. And whenever you were restless me and billie would try everything but it wouldn't work, but all Tre had to do was do an improve song and sing it to you and you would become so relaxed." Said Mike
"Hey what can I say, I'm awesome" said Tre, proudly
"Yah so to keep this thing moving along" started Billie "Since we knew we couldn't keep you, and after a long and painfully decision we decided to put you up for adoption. After someone took you, I decided I could never go through something like that again so I decided to get a full on sex change."
"What did Adrienne think about that?" Stef questioned
"Well she never even knew I was a woman to begin with, see I started to dress like a man a few months before I met her, so she just assumed I was a dude."
Stef looked at the clock on the wall, it was almost time for her friends to come over to her house.
"Oh shit, my friends are gonna be here soon."
"You can't tell them any of this, at least not yet" said Billie
"So what am I supposed to tell them, that Green Day just happened to come by my house and knock on the door for no reason."
"Umm ok just tell them that Tre is your dad but you can't tell them the details just yet because you just can't, or something like that" Mike said.
What will Stef tell her friends when they get there? Will she convince Billie, Mike and Tre to let her friends in on the secret? Wait for the next part to find out these answers and more.
"Well I'm you're mom" Billie finally spat out.
"You gotta be fucking kidding me" Stef said laughing, thinking it was a joke.
"Nope, I'm dead serious, I am you're mother."
"But how does that work? You are a dude."
"Well he is now" Mike answered.
"What do you mean he is now?" Stef asked, still as confused as ever.
"Ok, let's start from the beginning" Billie said.
"It was a dark stormy night, and all the little children were inside their houses cowering in fear for the great Billina was coming out to play" Tre said in a deep voice.
"Tre what the hell are you doing?" Mike half laughed.
"I'm establishing mood" Tre said simply.
"Mood is for the bedroom, Tre" Stef stated "Now can I hear how this works."
"Ok, like I was saying" Billie continued "I was sort of born a girl."
"How can you sort of be born a girl? You either were a boy or a girl" said Mike.
"Yes, I was born a girl, now stop interrupting me" said Billie.
"Sorry Billina" laughed Tre.
"Shut up" Billie said while smacking Tre over the head "So I was born a girl but I was bi. I mean I am bi. Before I started seeing Adrienne, Tre and I had a bit of a fling."
"Billina wanted me bad" said Tre
"Tre shut up I wanna hear the rest of the story" said Mike
"But you already know the story" Tre said
"Yah but I want to know if it is as good as the first time I heard it" answered Mike
"Can I continue?" Billie said with annoyance in his voice
"Go ahead Billina" Tre answered
"Stop calling me that or I'll throw something at you"
"Ok I will stop calling you Billina"
SMACK! Just then Billie picked up a piece of drywall that was lying on the floor and smoked Tre right between the eyes with it.
"Oh I'll get you back, and you won't know when or where but I will get you" said Tre
"They were like this even back then" Mike whispered to Stef
They both laughed quietly
"Ok I had begun to see Adrienne and soon we had to go on a year and a half tour. So after our first show we had a huge party to celebrate the tour. The three of us were mega shit faced" Billie continued "I mean we were totally out of it. That's when me and Tre went off into a room together and well... "
"You banged" Stef finished.
"Yah" said Billie, his embarrassment wearing off a little bit.
"So where was Mike in this whole scene?" Stef asked.
"Well I was... " Mike started.
"He was part of it" Tre finished
"Wow, I was the product of a threesome of my favourite band" Stef said amazed "You would think this would gross me out but it isn't."
"So the next day I found out I was pregnant" Billie continued
"Wait a minute, if it was a threesome then who is my dad, Tre or Mike?" Stef asked
"I was just getting to that" said Billie "I went to the doctor and I had them do a test. They said it was the first case they ever saw like this. You see Tre and Mike's... "
"White gold" Tre finished.
"Yah their stuff mixed to create... "
"Super Sperm" Tre said in a deep voice and pretended to fly around like a superhero. "Impregnating Billina's everywhere."
"But it was mostly Tre's genes that you got." Billie said.
"Lucky you" Mike said sarcastically.
"So what do I call you guys then... Billie is mom, and Tre would be dad, and Mike would be half dad" said Stef.
"Yes I am a dad" said Tre "I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse"
"Tre, that would be the godfather" said Mike.
"Close enough" said Tre.
"Bill can I tell this part of the story"
"Go ahead Mike" said Billie.
"Ok, so nine months later you were born. We were still on tour and Billie never told Adrienne about what happened, so only the three of us knew. We even had to cancel a lot of shows so people wouldn't notice, we told them we were exhausted from touring so we needed a break." Said Mike "We took care of you for a few months, knowing we couldn't keep you, but we spent those months caring for you with everything we had. Whenever you were crying we would play our songs for you and you would stop."
"I guess that explains why I love your music" said Stef.
"You did seem to like Tre best though" mentioned Billie.
"Yah, Tre would always be the one to make you laugh, Billie and I occasionally got a laugh out of you, but it was mostly Tre. And whenever you were restless me and billie would try everything but it wouldn't work, but all Tre had to do was do an improve song and sing it to you and you would become so relaxed." Said Mike
"Hey what can I say, I'm awesome" said Tre, proudly
"Yah so to keep this thing moving along" started Billie "Since we knew we couldn't keep you, and after a long and painfully decision we decided to put you up for adoption. After someone took you, I decided I could never go through something like that again so I decided to get a full on sex change."
"What did Adrienne think about that?" Stef questioned
"Well she never even knew I was a woman to begin with, see I started to dress like a man a few months before I met her, so she just assumed I was a dude."
Stef looked at the clock on the wall, it was almost time for her friends to come over to her house.
"Oh shit, my friends are gonna be here soon."
"You can't tell them any of this, at least not yet" said Billie
"So what am I supposed to tell them, that Green Day just happened to come by my house and knock on the door for no reason."
"Umm ok just tell them that Tre is your dad but you can't tell them the details just yet because you just can't, or something like that" Mike said.
What will Stef tell her friends when they get there? Will she convince Billie, Mike and Tre to let her friends in on the secret? Wait for the next part to find out these answers and more.
