Billie is my mom?!?!, chapter 3
"Oh please guys can't I tell them, they are my three best friends in the world and I know they wouldn't tell anyone" Stef said now begging.
"Well guys what do you think, should we let her tell?" Billie asked
"I'm sure it can't do much harm, but only if they promise not to tell a living soul" Mike answered
"Yes, that means we get to tell the story again, woo party!" said Tre practically yelling
"Ok you can tell these three friends and only these three, no one else" Billie said
"Awesome, you guys rock, thank you thank you thank you" Stef said
Just then the doorbell rang. Stef walked through the mountains of trash to get to the door. She opened it and revealed her three friends, Rebecca, Keirsten, and Lorie. She greeted them and walked back over to the den where Billie, Mike and Tre were waiting.
"Holy shit, am I dead" said Rebecca as her jaw dropped
"Stef what the hell is Green Day doing in your house?" Lorie said
"Don't tell me you knocked them over the heads and kidnapped them" Keirsten laughed
"They came to my house out of their own will" said Stef, "Ok lets start with these introductions, well you guys already know their names so, this one here is Rebecca, that's Keirsten over there, and this is Lorie" she said while pointing to them respectively
"Hey, what's up?" the three guys said while shaking their hands
"Ok can someone tell me what the fuck is going on here?" Rebecca asked still as confused as ever
"Well, it starts like this" Billie said as he began to tell this story for the second time of the day
After Billie's story was over, everyone began to share information about various things. Such as, families, tour stories, past school experiences, almost anything imaginable they talked about.
"Wow, guys it is almost 11:00pm. Do you want to stay the night because it is really dangerous around here at night, or at least that is what I am told" said Stef
"Yah we might as well, let me just call and say I'm staying here" remarked Lorie
"Yah I need to call too" said Rebecca
"Me too" added Keirsten
"Keirsten you're not going to get much sleep with out your beloved stuffed monkey" laughed Stef
"Nope, I got my monkey right here" she said as she pulled out a brown furred monkey from here bag "always got to be prepared"
"You know you are weird right"
"Yah I know, but I'm not the one with Tre and Mike as my dads"
"True, but I know you are so jealous" laughed Stef
"Yup you are one lucky kid, Green Day are your parents"
They both laughed. Everyone was able to sleep over and they all talked until one by one they fell asleep.
*The Next Morning*
It was around 10:30 in the morning by the time everyone woke up to the smell of eggs. Everyone went into the kitchen to see what was causing the smell, and sure enough there was Tre making eggs for everyone.
"Tre, where did you get those eggs, I didn't have any?" Stef asked
"I woke up at around 9 so I went out and bought some eggs" Tre answered, "They are done so everyone sit down and we will eat"
"Wow, Tre these are amazing, what did you put on these?" Rebecca asked
"They are just my normal eggs, I just put some milk, salt and pepper in the mix" he answered
"They taste awesome though" Lorie added
"Well, I am going to go take a quick shower" Mike said as he got up
"Yah, I'm gonna go grab some clothes for us from the car" said Billie
"Hey, where did this spatula come from, I whipped mine out the window?" asked Stef
"I brought that with us, First class" Tre laughed
*Upstairs*
Keirsten had gone upstairs to grab her monkey and get changed. She heard a faint sound coming from the washroom so she decided to go see what it was. She did not know that Mike was taking his shower in there. She opened the bathroom door, monkey in hand, that's when she saw Mike in the bathtub taking a bubble bath.
"HOLY FUCK" she screamed
"SHIT" Mike screamed back
Keirsten whipped her monkey at Mike out of total reaction and ran out of the bathroom half screaming half laughing. Mike fished around the bathtub for the monkey then finished up his bath. Mike got dressed and walked downstairs where everyone was waiting.
"Umm here I think you forgot this" Mike said as he handed Keirsten the soaking wet monkey
"What the fuck were you two doing?" said Rebecca
"Keirsten, there is no trying to get it on with my half-dad" laughed Stef
"Ok, I admit this looks bad but nothing happened, she whipped her monkey at me when she caught me taking a shower" said Mike trying to explain
"By shower he means bubble bath" laughed Keirsten
"Mike you didn't" Billie said trying to contain his laughter, but failing miserably
"Ha he did, do you guys wanna know what Mike does when he takes a bubble bath" laughed Tre
"Well guys what do you think, should we let her tell?" Billie asked
"I'm sure it can't do much harm, but only if they promise not to tell a living soul" Mike answered
"Yes, that means we get to tell the story again, woo party!" said Tre practically yelling
"Ok you can tell these three friends and only these three, no one else" Billie said
"Awesome, you guys rock, thank you thank you thank you" Stef said
Just then the doorbell rang. Stef walked through the mountains of trash to get to the door. She opened it and revealed her three friends, Rebecca, Keirsten, and Lorie. She greeted them and walked back over to the den where Billie, Mike and Tre were waiting.
"Holy shit, am I dead" said Rebecca as her jaw dropped
"Stef what the hell is Green Day doing in your house?" Lorie said
"Don't tell me you knocked them over the heads and kidnapped them" Keirsten laughed
"They came to my house out of their own will" said Stef, "Ok lets start with these introductions, well you guys already know their names so, this one here is Rebecca, that's Keirsten over there, and this is Lorie" she said while pointing to them respectively
"Hey, what's up?" the three guys said while shaking their hands
"Ok can someone tell me what the fuck is going on here?" Rebecca asked still as confused as ever
"Well, it starts like this" Billie said as he began to tell this story for the second time of the day
After Billie's story was over, everyone began to share information about various things. Such as, families, tour stories, past school experiences, almost anything imaginable they talked about.
"Wow, guys it is almost 11:00pm. Do you want to stay the night because it is really dangerous around here at night, or at least that is what I am told" said Stef
"Yah we might as well, let me just call and say I'm staying here" remarked Lorie
"Yah I need to call too" said Rebecca
"Me too" added Keirsten
"Keirsten you're not going to get much sleep with out your beloved stuffed monkey" laughed Stef
"Nope, I got my monkey right here" she said as she pulled out a brown furred monkey from here bag "always got to be prepared"
"You know you are weird right"
"Yah I know, but I'm not the one with Tre and Mike as my dads"
"True, but I know you are so jealous" laughed Stef
"Yup you are one lucky kid, Green Day are your parents"
They both laughed. Everyone was able to sleep over and they all talked until one by one they fell asleep.
*The Next Morning*
It was around 10:30 in the morning by the time everyone woke up to the smell of eggs. Everyone went into the kitchen to see what was causing the smell, and sure enough there was Tre making eggs for everyone.
"Tre, where did you get those eggs, I didn't have any?" Stef asked
"I woke up at around 9 so I went out and bought some eggs" Tre answered, "They are done so everyone sit down and we will eat"
"Wow, Tre these are amazing, what did you put on these?" Rebecca asked
"They are just my normal eggs, I just put some milk, salt and pepper in the mix" he answered
"They taste awesome though" Lorie added
"Well, I am going to go take a quick shower" Mike said as he got up
"Yah, I'm gonna go grab some clothes for us from the car" said Billie
"Hey, where did this spatula come from, I whipped mine out the window?" asked Stef
"I brought that with us, First class" Tre laughed
*Upstairs*
Keirsten had gone upstairs to grab her monkey and get changed. She heard a faint sound coming from the washroom so she decided to go see what it was. She did not know that Mike was taking his shower in there. She opened the bathroom door, monkey in hand, that's when she saw Mike in the bathtub taking a bubble bath.
"HOLY FUCK" she screamed
"SHIT" Mike screamed back
Keirsten whipped her monkey at Mike out of total reaction and ran out of the bathroom half screaming half laughing. Mike fished around the bathtub for the monkey then finished up his bath. Mike got dressed and walked downstairs where everyone was waiting.
"Umm here I think you forgot this" Mike said as he handed Keirsten the soaking wet monkey
"What the fuck were you two doing?" said Rebecca
"Keirsten, there is no trying to get it on with my half-dad" laughed Stef
"Ok, I admit this looks bad but nothing happened, she whipped her monkey at me when she caught me taking a shower" said Mike trying to explain
"By shower he means bubble bath" laughed Keirsten
"Mike you didn't" Billie said trying to contain his laughter, but failing miserably
"Ha he did, do you guys wanna know what Mike does when he takes a bubble bath" laughed Tre
