We Are The Suspicious Looking Fish!, chapter 3
"Why did you rob our stuff?" Hash asked.
"We didn't rob it, we just... took it without permission... And brought it here." Mike said.
"At least St. Jimmy is safe..." I said.
"What the fuck are you talking about?" Billie Joe asked.
"Mike's holding Saint jimmy right now."
"Holy crap! Mike! You're gay??!!" Tre shouted.
"No you asshole, she means the bass, right?" He looked at me and I nodded.
"Yeh know, most people would be totally startstruck in front of us, but you guys are real calm." Billie Joe said.
"I guess..." Tegan said.
"So we don't have to play, at all?" I asked.
They all smirked,
"Oh, you have to play all right. Right in front of us! It doen't matter, you'll have to play as many songs by us as you can! And we'll be watching you. And if we think you're good, we'll give you tickets to our concert, if you're really good, we'll give you our own instruments and if you're really, really, really, nearly as good as us, we'll take all of you with us on our three wewk tour around Ireland!"
"Oh fuck, Ireland? We already live here!" I said.
"And I don't think my parents are gonna like that..." Hash said.
"ARE YOU NUTS??? IT'S GREEN DAY! FORGET ABOUT PERMISSION! ITS GREEN DAY!!" Tegan shouted.
I was convined.
"What's your name anyway?
We looked at them.
"WE ARE THE SUSPICIOUS LOOKING FISH!"
"We didn't rob it, we just... took it without permission... And brought it here." Mike said.
"At least St. Jimmy is safe..." I said.
"What the fuck are you talking about?" Billie Joe asked.
"Mike's holding Saint jimmy right now."
"Holy crap! Mike! You're gay??!!" Tre shouted.
"No you asshole, she means the bass, right?" He looked at me and I nodded.
"Yeh know, most people would be totally startstruck in front of us, but you guys are real calm." Billie Joe said.
"I guess..." Tegan said.
"So we don't have to play, at all?" I asked.
They all smirked,
"Oh, you have to play all right. Right in front of us! It doen't matter, you'll have to play as many songs by us as you can! And we'll be watching you. And if we think you're good, we'll give you tickets to our concert, if you're really good, we'll give you our own instruments and if you're really, really, really, nearly as good as us, we'll take all of you with us on our three wewk tour around Ireland!"
"Oh fuck, Ireland? We already live here!" I said.
"And I don't think my parents are gonna like that..." Hash said.
"ARE YOU NUTS??? IT'S GREEN DAY! FORGET ABOUT PERMISSION! ITS GREEN DAY!!" Tegan shouted.
I was convined.
"What's your name anyway?
We looked at them.
"WE ARE THE SUSPICIOUS LOOKING FISH!"
