When I Joined Green Day, chapter 1

I had waited for this day for a long, long time, the auditions for a fourth Green Day member had just started and i was pretty much at the front of the line except for about 5 or 10 Green Day wannabees. Time past by quicklyand it was my trun to show them what i could do, i walked up to the door, and then the unimaginable happened, i ws told tht the guy in front of me had gotten the part!! I started begging to the body guard to let me in, and pleeded for just one chance until, after about 2 hours, and $500 of bribes he let me in. I took my guitar and showed them what I could do, watching slowly as their smiles grew bigger and bigger, until I had done and I was waiting for the desicion, did I get the part or was it that other wannabe who had one......I jumped up in glory whenthey told me I had gotten the part, then I kissed Billie Joe Mike and Tre before remembering I was a guy, and stopping. The next day I woke up early to the voice of Tre, and we quickly packed up and got into the Green Day customized SUV. We were off the record our new album, and I was chatting to Mike about some random stuff. But on the way we found a young teenager on the sidewalk who told us to pullover, wich we did and we pulled down the window to hear her yell out, OMG!! BILLIE JOE YOU ARE SO CUTE! I WANNA FUCK YOU BADLY, I simply told everyone to leave it to me, and I leant over Billie Joe and just said, fuck off you teenie, why dont you go fuck your dad!!, and we were off again. We made it to the recording studio with only 4 more teenies along the way, and recorded our new cd with ease, I was great with the band, and we were all getting along fine. Bring Bring, we heard the phone ring and tre answered it, it was our manager saying that we had to pack up 'cause we were headng to Australia to play at the biggest, Big Day Out concert in the entire world..