You Can't Do This To Me Mike!, chapter 1
Billie Joe and Mike were laughing at Tre, he was very very drunk and was dancing suggestively at the pizza delivery girl who looked terrified. Mike found the strength to stop laughing, pick himself up from the floor and pay her. She ran off down the hall as Tre shouted after her, "You know where I am if you want any more baby!" Tre laughed, slammed the door, then waddled over to the pizza box and helped himself to a slice. He took two bites before swaying on the spot, burping and collapsing on the floor. Billie and Mike laughed and exchanged raised eyebrows, "I suppose he's crashing here tonight then?" Mike asked
"Yep, looks like it" Billie grinned. They both finished their slices of pizza and looked down at the remaining slice, "I'll fight you for it" Mike grinned,
"Whatever" Billie shrugged his shoulders and turned away, Mike leaned down to pick it up then suddenly Billie swooped down and snatched it from his grasp,
"You little bastard" Mike laughed running after Billie Joe who was waving the pizza around, toppings flying everywhere. Mike rugby tackled him to the floor and crawled ontop of him trying to grab the pizza. Billie giggled uncontrollably as he stuffed it in his mouth. Mike, still pinning Billie to the floor swore loudly pretending to be upset. Billie snuffled as he crammed and swallowed the pizza, Mike suddenly burst out laughing, "You have mushroom on your face"
"Well get it off then retard!" Mike reached forward and removed the vegetable. He looked into Billie's eyes for a second, he had never really noticed how much they sparkle, he'd only even seen them doped up and yellow. But seeing them now sent a shiver threw his spine.
Billie stopped smiling, "Mike?" he asked confused. Mike snapped out of his trance, no way, he couldn't possible feel anything for Billie, could he? He wasn't gay was he? He was probably just drunk, yeah? Mike was confused. Billie Joe pushed him off and grinned at him, "Do you want my ass?" Mike laughed it off, "Hell no! I wanted that pizza!" Billie giggled, but Mike realised he did, he really did want Billie Joe's ass.
"Yep, looks like it" Billie grinned. They both finished their slices of pizza and looked down at the remaining slice, "I'll fight you for it" Mike grinned,
"Whatever" Billie shrugged his shoulders and turned away, Mike leaned down to pick it up then suddenly Billie swooped down and snatched it from his grasp,
"You little bastard" Mike laughed running after Billie Joe who was waving the pizza around, toppings flying everywhere. Mike rugby tackled him to the floor and crawled ontop of him trying to grab the pizza. Billie giggled uncontrollably as he stuffed it in his mouth. Mike, still pinning Billie to the floor swore loudly pretending to be upset. Billie snuffled as he crammed and swallowed the pizza, Mike suddenly burst out laughing, "You have mushroom on your face"
"Well get it off then retard!" Mike reached forward and removed the vegetable. He looked into Billie's eyes for a second, he had never really noticed how much they sparkle, he'd only even seen them doped up and yellow. But seeing them now sent a shiver threw his spine.
Billie stopped smiling, "Mike?" he asked confused. Mike snapped out of his trance, no way, he couldn't possible feel anything for Billie, could he? He wasn't gay was he? He was probably just drunk, yeah? Mike was confused. Billie Joe pushed him off and grinned at him, "Do you want my ass?" Mike laughed it off, "Hell no! I wanted that pizza!" Billie giggled, but Mike realised he did, he really did want Billie Joe's ass.
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