You Can't Do This To Me Mike!, chapter 7
Tre awoke outside lying flat on his back, he sat up suddenly realising he was naked apart from a pair of girls pink underwear, it struck him how cold it was and he shivered getting up quickly and walking to his house. The door was open and he walked straight in observing the destruction around him, the room was trashed, his televison was on its side, a window was broken, there was food and drink trodden dep into the carpet and teh couch was missing.
"Yo" Tre turned around to see Billie rubbing his eyes, "dude your house is fucked"
Tre grinned, "Good party then" Billie shook his head, "Why have you panties on?" he asked smiling,
"I dunno I woke up in them" Tre grinned, "I look sexy don't I?"
Billie laughed, "Yeah" Tre grinned and shook his hips,
"Woah, they don't cover a lot Tre, go put on some clothes and we'll attempt to make this place livable again." Tre pouted then ran to his room to get dressed.
Mike appeared behind Billie sighing and rubbing the back of his neck, "Shit, look at this place, morning Bill" he said squinting his eyes,
"Morning" Billie repiled leaning in and pecking Mike on the cheek.
Mike snapped back in horror"Bill..."
Billie knew as he was doing it the peck wasn't right, he couldn't stop himself, "Sorry Mike it just sort of... Well it's just routine with Adi and stuff"
"Bill i'm not Adi you moron, your hungover then" Mike laughe dit off but secretly felt very uncomfortable, what the hell was going on? He really couldn't think straight, too much shit was happening all at once.
Tre came bounding out of his room fully clothed,
"Wanna get a coffee?" he yelled at the other two
"Tre..." Mike sighed, "Your place is a wreck, don't you thinkl you should at least tidy..." But Mike didn't finish he was being dragged out of the door by Tre with Billie in tow,
"Screw that Mike, I wanna coffee, P. S. We can't do any cleaning with an empty stomach" he ushered them into his car,
"P. P. S" Billie grinned, "hire a fuckin maid"
Tre's eyebrows raised, "Not to fuck you sicko to actually clean your house" Billie laughed, he glanced at Mike who wearily returned the smile. His mind was else where, so Billie liekd him, he could tell by the way disappointment filled his friend's eyes when he realised he didn't feel anything for the frontman, and when he freaked out about the kiss just then. But Mike was doubting again, it was pissing him off, why couldn't it be simple? But Billie was married and the encounter with him before was just a bet/joke, but was it a bet or a joke or was it just an excuse?
Billie nudged him from his thoughts and Mike jumped at the touch, "Mike, I remember last night you said you wanted a girlfriend" Tre asked glancing at him in the rear view mirror, Mike huffed, "Uh huh?"
"Well, this dude last night, Phil or something, he said that his sister was truly into you and he gave me her number, wanna call her?"
Tre looked at him again for an answer, Billie glanced back at him hoping to God he'd say no.
"I dunno Tre" Mike sighed, "I'd have to see her first" Tre grinned, "Okay dude". Billie let out a sigh of relief, now Mike had said he felt nothing for him he wanted him more, the only person who didn't find him attractive, he couldn't have, he hated the way the world worked.
The car stopped and the guys got out and walked into a small cafe. Tre however spotted something across the street, "OMG guys! It's that girl i've been telling you about, you know Claudia? I'm gonna love ya and leave ya, bye!"
"TRE WHAT ABOUT YOUR GODDAM HOUSE?" Billie shouted across the street
"RING A MAID DUDE!" Tre yelled back closing the gap between him and Claudia
Mike and Billie looked at each other and shrugged, the same uncomfortable awkward feeling turned in their stomachs. They entered the cafe and ordered, converstaion was low, that is until Billie couldn't take it any longer,
"Mike, you know, well... You told me that thing last night"
Mike looke dup from teh menu that he had read over three times already, "Er... Yeah"
"Well, i... I've been thinking about it and... Well... I feel I gotta tell ya... I'm, i... I think I love you Mike"
Mike dropped teh menu and looked at Billie who was staring at the table avoiding eye contact, Mike's insides flipped.
"Bill... I mean... Are you sure your not confused... I mean... We spent a hell of a lot of time together and..."
"I'm not confused Mike, i've always been kinda into you and I made up that bet stuff coz... Well... To be with you"
Mike blinked, Billie was looking straight into his eyes and he shivered,
"Bill, I dunno what to say, I mean.. I'm fucked up at the minute, my heads everywhere I don't know whether I liek you or not, times I wanna shag your brains out and times I wanna run away from you"
"Bit drastic Dirnt" Billie smiled, Mike chuckled, "Yeah... Well... You know what I mean" Billie knodded, "I do"
"So, where do we go from here...?" Mike asked, Billie's hand had found its way to Mike thigh, he was just about to respond when Tre burst through the cafe door,
"GUYS I'M GETTING MARRIED!"
"Yo" Tre turned around to see Billie rubbing his eyes, "dude your house is fucked"
Tre grinned, "Good party then" Billie shook his head, "Why have you panties on?" he asked smiling,
"I dunno I woke up in them" Tre grinned, "I look sexy don't I?"
Billie laughed, "Yeah" Tre grinned and shook his hips,
"Woah, they don't cover a lot Tre, go put on some clothes and we'll attempt to make this place livable again." Tre pouted then ran to his room to get dressed.
Mike appeared behind Billie sighing and rubbing the back of his neck, "Shit, look at this place, morning Bill" he said squinting his eyes,
"Morning" Billie repiled leaning in and pecking Mike on the cheek.
Mike snapped back in horror"Bill..."
Billie knew as he was doing it the peck wasn't right, he couldn't stop himself, "Sorry Mike it just sort of... Well it's just routine with Adi and stuff"
"Bill i'm not Adi you moron, your hungover then" Mike laughe dit off but secretly felt very uncomfortable, what the hell was going on? He really couldn't think straight, too much shit was happening all at once.
Tre came bounding out of his room fully clothed,
"Wanna get a coffee?" he yelled at the other two
"Tre..." Mike sighed, "Your place is a wreck, don't you thinkl you should at least tidy..." But Mike didn't finish he was being dragged out of the door by Tre with Billie in tow,
"Screw that Mike, I wanna coffee, P. S. We can't do any cleaning with an empty stomach" he ushered them into his car,
"P. P. S" Billie grinned, "hire a fuckin maid"
Tre's eyebrows raised, "Not to fuck you sicko to actually clean your house" Billie laughed, he glanced at Mike who wearily returned the smile. His mind was else where, so Billie liekd him, he could tell by the way disappointment filled his friend's eyes when he realised he didn't feel anything for the frontman, and when he freaked out about the kiss just then. But Mike was doubting again, it was pissing him off, why couldn't it be simple? But Billie was married and the encounter with him before was just a bet/joke, but was it a bet or a joke or was it just an excuse?
Billie nudged him from his thoughts and Mike jumped at the touch, "Mike, I remember last night you said you wanted a girlfriend" Tre asked glancing at him in the rear view mirror, Mike huffed, "Uh huh?"
"Well, this dude last night, Phil or something, he said that his sister was truly into you and he gave me her number, wanna call her?"
Tre looked at him again for an answer, Billie glanced back at him hoping to God he'd say no.
"I dunno Tre" Mike sighed, "I'd have to see her first" Tre grinned, "Okay dude". Billie let out a sigh of relief, now Mike had said he felt nothing for him he wanted him more, the only person who didn't find him attractive, he couldn't have, he hated the way the world worked.
The car stopped and the guys got out and walked into a small cafe. Tre however spotted something across the street, "OMG guys! It's that girl i've been telling you about, you know Claudia? I'm gonna love ya and leave ya, bye!"
"TRE WHAT ABOUT YOUR GODDAM HOUSE?" Billie shouted across the street
"RING A MAID DUDE!" Tre yelled back closing the gap between him and Claudia
Mike and Billie looked at each other and shrugged, the same uncomfortable awkward feeling turned in their stomachs. They entered the cafe and ordered, converstaion was low, that is until Billie couldn't take it any longer,
"Mike, you know, well... You told me that thing last night"
Mike looke dup from teh menu that he had read over three times already, "Er... Yeah"
"Well, i... I've been thinking about it and... Well... I feel I gotta tell ya... I'm, i... I think I love you Mike"
Mike dropped teh menu and looked at Billie who was staring at the table avoiding eye contact, Mike's insides flipped.
"Bill... I mean... Are you sure your not confused... I mean... We spent a hell of a lot of time together and..."
"I'm not confused Mike, i've always been kinda into you and I made up that bet stuff coz... Well... To be with you"
Mike blinked, Billie was looking straight into his eyes and he shivered,
"Bill, I dunno what to say, I mean.. I'm fucked up at the minute, my heads everywhere I don't know whether I liek you or not, times I wanna shag your brains out and times I wanna run away from you"
"Bit drastic Dirnt" Billie smiled, Mike chuckled, "Yeah... Well... You know what I mean" Billie knodded, "I do"
"So, where do we go from here...?" Mike asked, Billie's hand had found its way to Mike thigh, he was just about to respond when Tre burst through the cafe door,
"GUYS I'M GETTING MARRIED!"
