When Green Day Meets An Angel, chapter 3
"Dress like girls? Is it dress like girls?" Tre asked getting excited, totally forgetting that his leg was still in pain.
"Umm has he seen how he's dressed right now? Or is that him normally?" asked Angel indicating Tre's outfit. No one answered. Tre put his hands on his hips
"Umm excuse me but Billie Joe is the one that usually dresses in drag."
"Tre!"
"Aww is little Billie Willie all embarrassed?"
"No, Tre I am not embarrassed I happen to enjoy dressing like a lady." After noticing everyone's weird reactions he coughed and added "Plus, it puts Adie in a good mood."
"Ohhhh." said Mike and Tre nodding in agreement.
"So," said Spike coming over to Billie Joe nudging him, "she any good?" Billie Joe smirked and was about to answer when
"Sorry, to have to interrupt the lovely sex talk but we should probably get back to helping your friend... Jason?"
"Aww Mr Broody here's just upset coz he's not getting any."
"SPIKE! Either shut up or get out!"
"Ummm. NO!"
"Are they gonna fight?" Mike asked not really directing the question at anyone
"Most likely." answered Lorne
"Cool!" the three band members raced over and sat on the couch, ready as if they had front row seats at a wrestling match.
"Spike, really don't want to have to hit you in front of potential clients."
"Oh, it's cool we really don't care so please feel free, hey it might even get you a tip." Billie said reassuringly.
"Well, if you insist." Angel stood up and walked over to Spike who managed to just avoid Angel's fist even though he had a fair warning, then returned it by getting Angel in the chin
"Whoo, go Spike! What's wrong Angel not feeling to hot?" yelled Tre. Angel glared at him, and grunted before returning to his seat.
"What happened to the fight?" Billie Joe asked pouting.
"Mr Armstrong,"
"Pff, Mr Armstrong. It's Billie Joe or Billie or God whatever you prefer."
"Billie Joe, the fight can take place another time, most likely very soon but if we could get back to taking care of your problem."
"Man, you're really into this whole exorcism thing aren't you." Mike said getting annoyed at how into work Angel was. As Fred began to say something, Mike started looking her up and down. She noticed and blushed.
"Umm... we should probably try and fix this before your show because umm... Mike do you think you could maybe look at someone else for a bit?"
"Sure." he turned his head and looked at Billie who smirked
"Always wanting what you can't have."
"Hey Mikey if you really want you can have me." Tre said leaning in, batting his eyelashes. Mike laughed as did Billie Joe, the others joined in nervously not sure whether or not it was a serious suggestion. "That was my serious voice." Tre said making sure they understood.
"Oh we know we know we just find it fascinating at how many times you try to seduce me a day."
"Really how many times?" Mike shrugged and looked at Billie who was counting his fingers.
"Well Tre, me and Mike are proud and slightly disturbed that your record is 34 times."
"Oh really, and how many times do I hit on you Billie Joe?"
"Well me being the sexy guy that I am, hmm at least 2000 a day." The three of them continued to make comments and pull faces at each other until Wesley decided to interrupt them.
"As we were trying to tell you before, there is only one other way to save Jason. Can the three of you possibly sit still while we explain it to you?" Mike, Tre and Billie exchanged glances, then nodded and put on official faces. "Thank you, so to save Jason from the-"he was cut of by the extremely loud laughter of Green Day, who were now rolling around on the floor in hysterics. Barely managing to stand up, Billie Joe grabbed his stomach, gasping for air
"You're gonna have to excuse us you all just keep reminding us of something, and then you trying to make us stay all quiet and official." he paused for a moment, "actually we got high during the cab ride over here and the effects still haven't worn off."
"Well then I guess we'll just have to try scaring the shit out of you." Angel stood up again and grab an axe from off the wall and raised it above his head, coming towards Billie Joe
"Argh!" Billie Joe felt his knees go weak and he fell. He looked kind of dazed up at the ceiling then got up again and smiled at Angel. "Aww, you tried to save me, thank you." He put his arms around Angel and pulled him into a hug, getting tears in his eyes. "We hardly know each other but already we've been through so much together. I feel like I know you even though we only just met. I love you man." Angel looked very uncomfortable and everyone around him laughed. Billie Joe pulled back then gave him a cheeky grin before starting to hump his leg, groaning. Everyone was now clutching their stomachs that were sore from laughing so much. Billie Joe kept going trying to act like he was serious but barely containing his laughter. Angel was getting very freaked out and pushed Billie Joe off him sending his crashing into the desk. Billie smirked, "So you like it rough huh? Me too." He spread himself over the desk, pushing the stationary on the floor, he then started humping the desk, Angel watched him with his eyes wide. 'Hmm this is fun, I haven't done something like this in a while. It's fun screwing with people's minds' thought Billie Joe as he continued his act
"Angel, Mr Armstrong's wife is here." Harmony said coming in followed by Adrienne, who burst out laughing at the sight of her husband pretending to make love to the desk
"Billie Joe! How could you do this to me? I thought you loved you!" she said all dramatically. Billie Joe stopped his moans as he realised his wife was in the room.
"Just warming it up for you babe, Angel here was just gonna show me some 'special' and unknown moves known only to the gay men."
"Hey I'm not gay!"
"We it's not like I care or anything, hell I make with guys at all of my shows."
"It's a turn on." Adrienne said, walking over to her lover and sitting next to him, giving him a quick hello kiss. "But just quickly what's going on with Jason?"
"Oh, he's been taken over by a boomshuckfucker." Billie said matter-of-factly.
"It's boomshuckaluckalucka."
"WhatEVER" Billie Joe rolled his eyes.
"So what do we do about it?" asked Adrienne. Wesley looked over to her
"Well... "
"Umm has he seen how he's dressed right now? Or is that him normally?" asked Angel indicating Tre's outfit. No one answered. Tre put his hands on his hips
"Umm excuse me but Billie Joe is the one that usually dresses in drag."
"Tre!"
"Aww is little Billie Willie all embarrassed?"
"No, Tre I am not embarrassed I happen to enjoy dressing like a lady." After noticing everyone's weird reactions he coughed and added "Plus, it puts Adie in a good mood."
"Ohhhh." said Mike and Tre nodding in agreement.
"So," said Spike coming over to Billie Joe nudging him, "she any good?" Billie Joe smirked and was about to answer when
"Sorry, to have to interrupt the lovely sex talk but we should probably get back to helping your friend... Jason?"
"Aww Mr Broody here's just upset coz he's not getting any."
"SPIKE! Either shut up or get out!"
"Ummm. NO!"
"Are they gonna fight?" Mike asked not really directing the question at anyone
"Most likely." answered Lorne
"Cool!" the three band members raced over and sat on the couch, ready as if they had front row seats at a wrestling match.
"Spike, really don't want to have to hit you in front of potential clients."
"Oh, it's cool we really don't care so please feel free, hey it might even get you a tip." Billie said reassuringly.
"Well, if you insist." Angel stood up and walked over to Spike who managed to just avoid Angel's fist even though he had a fair warning, then returned it by getting Angel in the chin
"Whoo, go Spike! What's wrong Angel not feeling to hot?" yelled Tre. Angel glared at him, and grunted before returning to his seat.
"What happened to the fight?" Billie Joe asked pouting.
"Mr Armstrong,"
"Pff, Mr Armstrong. It's Billie Joe or Billie or God whatever you prefer."
"Billie Joe, the fight can take place another time, most likely very soon but if we could get back to taking care of your problem."
"Man, you're really into this whole exorcism thing aren't you." Mike said getting annoyed at how into work Angel was. As Fred began to say something, Mike started looking her up and down. She noticed and blushed.
"Umm... we should probably try and fix this before your show because umm... Mike do you think you could maybe look at someone else for a bit?"
"Sure." he turned his head and looked at Billie who smirked
"Always wanting what you can't have."
"Hey Mikey if you really want you can have me." Tre said leaning in, batting his eyelashes. Mike laughed as did Billie Joe, the others joined in nervously not sure whether or not it was a serious suggestion. "That was my serious voice." Tre said making sure they understood.
"Oh we know we know we just find it fascinating at how many times you try to seduce me a day."
"Really how many times?" Mike shrugged and looked at Billie who was counting his fingers.
"Well Tre, me and Mike are proud and slightly disturbed that your record is 34 times."
"Oh really, and how many times do I hit on you Billie Joe?"
"Well me being the sexy guy that I am, hmm at least 2000 a day." The three of them continued to make comments and pull faces at each other until Wesley decided to interrupt them.
"As we were trying to tell you before, there is only one other way to save Jason. Can the three of you possibly sit still while we explain it to you?" Mike, Tre and Billie exchanged glances, then nodded and put on official faces. "Thank you, so to save Jason from the-"he was cut of by the extremely loud laughter of Green Day, who were now rolling around on the floor in hysterics. Barely managing to stand up, Billie Joe grabbed his stomach, gasping for air
"You're gonna have to excuse us you all just keep reminding us of something, and then you trying to make us stay all quiet and official." he paused for a moment, "actually we got high during the cab ride over here and the effects still haven't worn off."
"Well then I guess we'll just have to try scaring the shit out of you." Angel stood up again and grab an axe from off the wall and raised it above his head, coming towards Billie Joe
"Argh!" Billie Joe felt his knees go weak and he fell. He looked kind of dazed up at the ceiling then got up again and smiled at Angel. "Aww, you tried to save me, thank you." He put his arms around Angel and pulled him into a hug, getting tears in his eyes. "We hardly know each other but already we've been through so much together. I feel like I know you even though we only just met. I love you man." Angel looked very uncomfortable and everyone around him laughed. Billie Joe pulled back then gave him a cheeky grin before starting to hump his leg, groaning. Everyone was now clutching their stomachs that were sore from laughing so much. Billie Joe kept going trying to act like he was serious but barely containing his laughter. Angel was getting very freaked out and pushed Billie Joe off him sending his crashing into the desk. Billie smirked, "So you like it rough huh? Me too." He spread himself over the desk, pushing the stationary on the floor, he then started humping the desk, Angel watched him with his eyes wide. 'Hmm this is fun, I haven't done something like this in a while. It's fun screwing with people's minds' thought Billie Joe as he continued his act
"Angel, Mr Armstrong's wife is here." Harmony said coming in followed by Adrienne, who burst out laughing at the sight of her husband pretending to make love to the desk
"Billie Joe! How could you do this to me? I thought you loved you!" she said all dramatically. Billie Joe stopped his moans as he realised his wife was in the room.
"Just warming it up for you babe, Angel here was just gonna show me some 'special' and unknown moves known only to the gay men."
"Hey I'm not gay!"
"We it's not like I care or anything, hell I make with guys at all of my shows."
"It's a turn on." Adrienne said, walking over to her lover and sitting next to him, giving him a quick hello kiss. "But just quickly what's going on with Jason?"
"Oh, he's been taken over by a boomshuckfucker." Billie said matter-of-factly.
"It's boomshuckaluckalucka."
"WhatEVER" Billie Joe rolled his eyes.
"So what do we do about it?" asked Adrienne. Wesley looked over to her
"Well... "
