When Green Day Meets An Angel, chapter 4
"...if everyone could please follow me to my office. I have some more book volumes which I think will give more detail as to what we have to do." Wesley opened the door to let everyone out then led them to his office. Once again Mike, Tre and Billie Joe went straight over to collapse on the couch Adrienne sitting on Billie's lap. Wesley walked behind his desk and opened the bottom draw pulling out a thick book with a red leather cover. He lifted it up to his mouth and whispered something before opening it and flicking to the right page. Everyone else just sat and stood in silence looking around the room. "Yes, yes here it is Boomshuckaluckalucka demons, once they posess someone the only way to get them back it to extract the Floobagusta hair from inside of them."
"Extract the hair?" asked Tre "that sounds kinda wrong, even to me."
"Yeh, what type of hair are we talking about exactly and how do we 'extract' it?" Mike looked at Wesley.
"Well, it is a hair that the demons shed kind of like a snake skin only more fur like Jason must have ingested it through something he ate or drank or it might have even been passed on during sex but I doubt that unless he does actually sleep with demons?" When no one answered Fred continued "Even if it wasn't through that type of contact Boomshuckaluckaluckas are very rarely seen in populated areas, even in deserted ones and they need either extremely hot climates or extremely cold ones which means that someone must have planted it. Do you know anyone who would want to hurt Jason that had direct contact with his food or anything like that?" Adie turned to face Billie Joe and Tre and Mike looked at eachother, all four shook their heads Mike was the only one to speak
"We don't know of anyone directly, but I mean there's always going to be the crazy fans who think that Green Day is going to get a new member but we've tried to make it very clear that that's not going to happen."
"How many of your fans do you think study the occult or demonology?" Angel asked the band
"Not sure. You always have the weird ones who will send you a letter or something or chant something to try and make us fall in love with them or hypnotise us to do things for them but it's all shit never works."
"Well right now I think it's more important for us to track Jason and isolate him so that he doesn't hurt anyone else, just until we work out where the hair is in him exactly otherwise it could have fatal results and then maybe once we get him back to normal he'll be able to help us figure out who would want to hurt him in that way or have the resources to pull something like this."
"How are we going to find him?" Billie Joe asked
"Well I guess the change would have made him more aggressive and hateful so enemies? Who are they? Where do they live? Is he likely to want to kill them."
"I don't think he has any enemies like that I mean he's a pretty friendly guy, quiet, but friendly. Besides how are we gonna find him, follow the trail of noses?"
"Actually-"
"Oh wait I'm sorry I forgot," Billie said sarcastically "Jason is most likely keeping the noses so that he can make a prettiful necklace out of them and blah blah blah...I was just being I dunno weird about the nose trail thing. God you have to stop using your brain so much no wonder you haven't gotten laid in ages."
"Excuse me but how do you know about me and my..." Wesley struggled to find the right words. Billie just stared at him
"It doesn't take a genius to work out something like that I mean just look at you, you're all about the work,-"
"Haha Wesley, see I told you and aren't you all embarrassed that a bloke who hasn't even known you for an hour could tell something like that?"
"Well Spike I wouldn't talk it's not like Buffy has been running back to you." Spike glared at him then seemed to relax and smirked
"I still manage to pleasure myself if you know what I mean, plus there is my little dancer friend sunshine who works at that club, still don't think that that's her real name." Spike and Wesley continued to argue about this until Billie's phone rang, he took it out and flipped it open
"Hello?...Oh my god is he okay?...Well is he still there?...Fuck! Okay we're on our way there." He hung up then looked over at everyone else, "That was Reprise, turns out Jason just went and attacked Rob Cavallo."
"Holy fuck! Is he okay?" Mike asked sitting up concerned
"He took his nose."
"Shit!"
"Yeh, he's still alive though, he's in the hospital. The doctors are controlling the blood flow but they need to get his nose back otherwise he could die."
"Well do they know where Jason is or is going?" Billie Joe gulped
"Yeh, they said he was heading towards all public areas and...Shit!" Billie Joe stood up quickly, accidently sending Adie off his lap
"Billie Joe what?"
"The kids! He's gonna go after the kids!" Everyone else stood up "We have to go. Now!"
"Extract the hair?" asked Tre "that sounds kinda wrong, even to me."
"Yeh, what type of hair are we talking about exactly and how do we 'extract' it?" Mike looked at Wesley.
"Well, it is a hair that the demons shed kind of like a snake skin only more fur like Jason must have ingested it through something he ate or drank or it might have even been passed on during sex but I doubt that unless he does actually sleep with demons?" When no one answered Fred continued "Even if it wasn't through that type of contact Boomshuckaluckaluckas are very rarely seen in populated areas, even in deserted ones and they need either extremely hot climates or extremely cold ones which means that someone must have planted it. Do you know anyone who would want to hurt Jason that had direct contact with his food or anything like that?" Adie turned to face Billie Joe and Tre and Mike looked at eachother, all four shook their heads Mike was the only one to speak
"We don't know of anyone directly, but I mean there's always going to be the crazy fans who think that Green Day is going to get a new member but we've tried to make it very clear that that's not going to happen."
"How many of your fans do you think study the occult or demonology?" Angel asked the band
"Not sure. You always have the weird ones who will send you a letter or something or chant something to try and make us fall in love with them or hypnotise us to do things for them but it's all shit never works."
"Well right now I think it's more important for us to track Jason and isolate him so that he doesn't hurt anyone else, just until we work out where the hair is in him exactly otherwise it could have fatal results and then maybe once we get him back to normal he'll be able to help us figure out who would want to hurt him in that way or have the resources to pull something like this."
"How are we going to find him?" Billie Joe asked
"Well I guess the change would have made him more aggressive and hateful so enemies? Who are they? Where do they live? Is he likely to want to kill them."
"I don't think he has any enemies like that I mean he's a pretty friendly guy, quiet, but friendly. Besides how are we gonna find him, follow the trail of noses?"
"Actually-"
"Oh wait I'm sorry I forgot," Billie said sarcastically "Jason is most likely keeping the noses so that he can make a prettiful necklace out of them and blah blah blah...I was just being I dunno weird about the nose trail thing. God you have to stop using your brain so much no wonder you haven't gotten laid in ages."
"Excuse me but how do you know about me and my..." Wesley struggled to find the right words. Billie just stared at him
"It doesn't take a genius to work out something like that I mean just look at you, you're all about the work,-"
"Haha Wesley, see I told you and aren't you all embarrassed that a bloke who hasn't even known you for an hour could tell something like that?"
"Well Spike I wouldn't talk it's not like Buffy has been running back to you." Spike glared at him then seemed to relax and smirked
"I still manage to pleasure myself if you know what I mean, plus there is my little dancer friend sunshine who works at that club, still don't think that that's her real name." Spike and Wesley continued to argue about this until Billie's phone rang, he took it out and flipped it open
"Hello?...Oh my god is he okay?...Well is he still there?...Fuck! Okay we're on our way there." He hung up then looked over at everyone else, "That was Reprise, turns out Jason just went and attacked Rob Cavallo."
"Holy fuck! Is he okay?" Mike asked sitting up concerned
"He took his nose."
"Shit!"
"Yeh, he's still alive though, he's in the hospital. The doctors are controlling the blood flow but they need to get his nose back otherwise he could die."
"Well do they know where Jason is or is going?" Billie Joe gulped
"Yeh, they said he was heading towards all public areas and...Shit!" Billie Joe stood up quickly, accidently sending Adie off his lap
"Billie Joe what?"
"The kids! He's gonna go after the kids!" Everyone else stood up "We have to go. Now!"
