Love, Sex and Booze (Edited), chapter 1

[i]"Vice Versa Exclusive interview with actress Sophie Cuccurullo. As hard as it is living with her two other model friends Melanie Pritchard and Emily Stanton, Sophie also shares a house with her brother Warren Cuccurullo the famous director, Mike Dirnt, Billie Joe and Tre Cool from the phenominal punk rock band Green Day.

As she walks in looking extremely good for 8:00am in the morning for someone who's been out 'partying all night', she sits down smiling broadly.

"God I'm hungry." She starts with. "Yeah so I was only told this morning I was doing an interview with some magazine." Never mind lets just get to the point shall we? Whats it like sharing a house with 7 other people? "Oh it's great. We're sort of like one big family you know? Melanie's the mom, and Billie's the dad 'cause they're probably the most mature out of all of us. Though I wouldn't really say any of us are very mature! Mike's the childish one who makes us laugh, Warren's the annoying big brother, Emily and Tre are like the rebellious teenagers who are going through puberty! I'm probably the little sister who always get's teased... ... .and the cutest ofcourse!"

So how did you get to share a house with all of them? "Well Melanie and me have been friends since high school. Warren, Mike, Billie and Tre have been friends for years and then Billie, Mike and Tre sort of started a band and that's a WHOLE other story! But we're just all good friends and we're all young and rich so we decided to get a house together. " What about Emily? "Well Emily was really good friends with Warren and her and Tre have just started going out... "[i]

Sophie sighed out loudly throwing the magazine aside pushing her sunglasses up her nose. She leaned her head back smiling slightly pulling her light brown curls from her face making sure the hot sunshine was hitting every part of her body that was exposed. She watched as Warren, Tre, Mike and Billie sat at the table playing cards. She tried not to make it too obvious she was looking at Mike's bare chest. She swallowed hard and closed her eyes again.
Meanwhile Melanie sat on the counter and watched Emily roam through the cuboards as Emily rambled on about something. She tried to make it look like she was listening but her thoughts were somewhere else. She looked out and saw Mike looking at Sophie trying not to give too much away as her brother was sitting right opposite him.

"Melanie!!" Emily said loudly snapping Melanie out of her thoughts.

"Mmmm... "

"Were you even listening to a word of what I was saying just now?"

"Not really... "

Emily sighed out heavily. "I don't even know why I bloody bother. What you thinkin' anyway."

"Mike... .he's such a fuckin' pussy... " Melanie replied. "You know the only reason he won't make a move on Sophie?"

"Cause he's to chicken shit?" Emily suggested.

"Yes... and because he thinks Warren would kick his ass."

Emily widened her eyes at Melanie. "Really!? Oh my god that's why he hasn't made a move? Why the fuck would Warren kick his ass it's not his fucking problem is it?"

Melanie nodded. "Yeah I know it's pathetic. They both fancy the pants of each other it's about time one or the other made a move but Sophie refuses too."

Emily leaned against the counter looking outside. "Yeh but I mean it's so obvious that they fancy eachother I mean Warrens not bloody blind they're always together, and got their heads together and giggling and pinching and play fighting and all that shit."

"Oh Warren knows." Melanie smiled. "He just thinks it's funny. I mean he would probably say to Mike, 'You keep your cock in your trousers and keep the fuck away from my sister' just to see the look on Mikes face. He'd find it hilarious! You know what Warren's like."

"That's horrible!" Emily said half laughing at the same time. "Well... Mel you should say something to him!"

"Like what?" Melanie shrugged lighting a cigarette.

"Like... back off? Give your sister some fucking space for christ sake."

"Nah... He'll just be like 'What? What? I haven't even said nothing!' and he hasn't.Mike's just being a pussy. So is Sophie."

Emily shook her head. "No Sophie doesn't give a shit what Warren thinks, she'd be on top of Mike before you could say orgasm if she could."

Melanie laughed at Emily as Sophie slid the french doors open. "What you two laughing about?" Sophie asked looking from Melanie to Emily.

"Oh nothing." Emily said passing Sophie to go outside. Sophie watched her frowning as Emily kissed Tre on the lips and started talking to the guys.

Sophie turned to see Melanie smiling at her and dropped her shoulders. "I know you were talking about me."

"Oh yeah... ?" Melanie said still smiling raising her eyebrows. "How?"

"I can lipread... .and I saw you say my name about ten times." Sophie said going over to the fridge.

Melanie crossed her arms over her chest and laughed at Sophie. "Okay you got me. Actually I was saying how much of a pussy you are for not making a move on Mike already."

"Oh don't start that again... "
"Come on Soph!"

"No! I'm not talking about it and I don't even know what your talking about anyway!"

Melanie rolled her eyes at her and shook her head following her outside.

***

Mike sat down watching the telly with his feet stretched out infront of him. He watched Sophie file her nails as he took another sip of his beer trying to get into this film they were watching.

"Isn't there anything else on? This is shit." Sophie said holding her hand out infront of her.

Sophie got up and stretched sitting next to Mike on the sofa.

"So... .what shall we watch?"

"Mmmm... ." Mike looked at Sophie raising an eyebrow. "How 'bout something scary?" He sugested.

Sophie shrugged as Mike stood up and went over to the video cabinet looking through the collection of videos and dvd's.

"How about... ..Jeepers Creepers?"

"Crap... .!"

"Scream?"

"Crap"

"Freddy versus Jason?"

"Oh mega crap! Is there ANYTHING good?" Sophie sighed.

"Oooh... ." Mike pulled out a video. "How about Nightmare on elm street?!?!" He said dramatically raising his eyebrows.

"Okay as long as I get to cuddle up to you " Sophie said putting on her angelic face.

Mike smiled popping the video in the VCR and slumped down onto the couch next to sophie.

Sophie snuggled up next to Mike wrapping her arms around his waist. Mike swallowed hard and lifted his arm placing it around Sophie's shoulders.

***

"Oh you were so fucking scared!" Mike laughed.

"I so was not you asshole!" Sophie argued pinching Mike.
"So that's why you suddenly grabbed hold of me when evil Freddy BURST through the window!" Mike said sarcastically embracing Sophie tightly. "It's okay Sophie no one's gonna hurt you when I'm around!"

Sophie laughed wrestling Mike to the floor holding his hands above his head. "Oh yeah 'cause your so fucking tough aren't ya mister Mike Dirnt?!"

"I so am!" Mike got his hands free and rolled Sophie over so that she was beneath him. After their laughter had died away Sophie suddenly realised that Mike was ontop of her in a very compromising position. Mike paused gazing into her deep blue eyes before leaning his head down ever so slowly. Almost so slow Sophie could've sworn it was atleast 15 minutes before their lips were a centimetre apart.

Suddenly the door burst open and Warren appeared raising his eyebrows at the two of them. Mike jumped off of Sophie in a flash and got onto his feet itching his forehead as Sophie sat up looking at Warren.

"Well... .eh... .I... um... .well it's late I think I'll... um... say goodnight." He stuttered. "So... Goodnight!" Mike gave Sophie a quick smile
nodded to Warren and made his way out of the frontroom.

Warren tried to keep a straight face as he walked out of the room but as soon as Mike was gone Warren burst out laughing.

Sophie got onto her feet and scowled at Warren.

"Oh that was so fucking funny... .!" Warren said between cracking up.

"Fuck you... ." Sophie said scowling at him.

Warren made a face at her as she walked out of the room making her way upstairs hearing Warren laughing from downstairs.

"Fucking Jerk... .." she mumbled. [i]God we were so fucking close. Why does warren have to bloody walk in. shit! God he is so fuckable.[i] Sophie opened the door to her bedroom and slumped onto her bed. [i]He looked so good just lying there ontop of me. I could've had him right there and then.[i]

Mike sighed heavily ruffling his hair looking at himself in the mirror. "You're a fucking pussy." He said to himself. "Pussy pussy pussy shitbag. Christ." Mike shook his head laughing to himself leaning his head back. He fell onto his bed looking up at the ceiling feeling angry with himself. Why the fuck did he chicken out every time Warren was in the room? He's known Sophie for 15 years for fuck sake. Well he's never really seen much of her. They had only moved into the house 6 months ago. He never really saw her before that. They were either on tour or Mike had a girlfriend or she had a boyfriend. He didn't know her like Tre knew her. Well ofcourse Tre would know her better he's known her since she was ten.

Mike decided to try and not think about it and clear his head so he could get some sleep. He was fucking tired of not being able to just grab her and fuck her right there. He really liked her that much. He was tired of having to watch her go round the house in hotpants and having to think about something seriously gross so that Warren wouldn't notice his cock rising out of his trousers. He was also getting really tired of the teasing that was going on between them and having to jerk off every fucking night to stop himself from bursting.

Sophie bit her bottom lip tapping her fingers on her bedside table. She took in a deep breath standing up making her way over to the door. She hated this feeling. She felt like a stupid teenager who had her first crush and had never kissed a boy before. She NEVER got embarassed around guys. Why was she so fucking shit scared of asking Mike out? She shook her head making her way slowly and quietly down the hallway.

She stopped outside Mikes bedroom door and lifted up her hand and suddenly stopped. [i]Wait a minute... .what the fuck am I doing? Really what the hell Sophie!?![i] "God... " she whispered shaking her head again. She knocked three times on his door and heard a mumbled "Come in"

She opened the door slowly peaking her head round the corner. "Hey Mike it's me." Sophie whispered.

Mike rolled over. "Sophie? What's up?" he said squinting in the darkness.

"Well... " Sophie laughed slightly. "There's this fucking huge spider right above my bed. I'm sorry Mike you know how I hate the fucking things... I would go in my brothers room... but him and Mel... you know... and... well I wouldn't dream of disturbing Tre and Emily... "

"Soph... Soph it's okay don't worry about it I wasn't asleep anyway... " Mike smiled.

"You really don't mind?"

"No!" [i]Shit Sophie why now?!?! Why the fuck now?!?!? In your sexy tiny shorts and your fucking tank top that I just wanna rip off-[i] Mike cleared his throat and opened the covers so that Sophie could climb in next to him.

Sophies hand rested on Mike's chest as he made himself comfortable... .or at least tried.

After what seemed like two hours Sophie was fast asleep with her leg in between Mikes and her arm wrapped around his chest. Mike felt as if the room was getting smaller and smaller and hotter and hotter each second. This was by far the worst situation he had been in with Sophie since he had started liking her. Not only was he already feeling damn horny before she came in but now she's lying right next to him with her leg rubbing against his and because she's fast asleep she doesn't realise that her hand keeps on wondering off to places he can't really deal with at this moment in time.

Sophie sighed in her sleep stretching slightly bringing her hand down to rest on Mike's groin. He took in a deep breath closing his eyes trying his hardest to try and get to sleep but not succeding with the raging hard on that was going down there. Mike held his breath suddenly feeling Sophies hand rest on the top of his boxers. [i]Fucking torture... .what the hell did I do to deserve this torture... ?[i]