The big life: A story for I_worship_tre_Cool., chapter 2
"Elmo, shut the FUCK UP! You ass hole I'm gonna beat the shi-" What's happening? Shit, why is he kissing me!?
"I love you! You big yellow fuzz ball!" Eww, that just sickens me. Oh, shit.
"I don't love you anymore!" He cried, no really, he's crying. I kinda threw up in his mouth a little. Ok, a LOT.
"Yoo-hoo!" I saw a drag queen just waving a fan at me. Although I'm a guy, he was pretty hott.
"And who are you?" I asked.
"Call me Cool, Tre Cool." He said in a girly voice.
"Shit Tre, we gotta go! This little bastard won't let go!" This guy, was referring to Zoey.
"Oh, excuse him, that's Billie Joe. Oh, and that's Mike. Wait, BILLIEEEE! Where's Mike!?!" said Tre like he was gonna die.
"He's uh. Uh, how do I put this. 'Doing' Elmo." Billie Joe said raising his eyebrows.
"Elmo! Your a girl?!?!" I yelled.
"NooOOOo. I-I-I had a-a sex cHANGE!" He yelled, through the pauses. So sickening. Ewww. I gotta get outta here.
(In Oscars trash can)
"So your Tre Cool?" Oscar asked Tre.
"Duh. Cuz I'm Cool." Tre replyed.
"Hey do you have a 20?" I asked Billie.
"Yeah, why?" he asked.
"So, we can buy some pot. You know."
"Yeah. Tre! Go get the Billie Bob Thorton!" Oh, he's referring to his six-man bong.
"Ok, Oscar. Get 20's worth!"
"Alright!" Oscar said, going to his stash.
"Who's gonna do the honors?" Mike said, as he climbed down into Oscar's house.
"You, if you want." I said.
"TRE!" Billie yelled. Man, he's so impatient.
"I'm coming!" Tre yelled as he jumped down, to us. I could feel it. After 3 hits, I'm already feeling it. This shit's good. I mean GreaT! What the hell? Haha, Billie and Tre are kissing!
"Billie and Tre. Sittin' ina tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g. First com-" Oops. I kinda, lit my arm, instead of the pipe I was holding.
"Haha, karma." Tre said giggling.
(At the Trios car)
"What's all those instumentss f-for?" I asked.
"Oh, were in a band." Mike replyed.
"And which one?"
"Oh. Green Day."
"Cool. I heard you guys eariler on Zoey's radio. She's pissed at you three. She says you guys got your name, partially from here. But that's cool. I could give a fuck less. She's slutty enough to sleep with Cookie Monster. Wait, she already has." Me and Mike laughed.
"Wait, one more question," I started off, " Why's you fuck Elmo?" He blushed.
"Because, I'm. I'm gay." At that moment I spit out, whatever was in my mouth, fell to the floor, clutching my stomach, laughing and snorting.
"Shut up. It's not a crime."
"No, but it's straight up funny!" I said between laughs.
"OWWWEEEEE" My stomach hurts.
"KARAMA SUKKKAAA!" He yelled at me laughing. Not karma again! Man, why are more strangers coming here!?
"Hello, our master Splinter sent us here. To proceed our duty." Ha, he said duty.
"And you four are?" I ask, holding back my laughter.
"Ok, I'm Donatello, he's Rapheal, that's Leonardo, and the one who's eating a peice of pizza hoping the cheese won't drip, is Michaelangelo."
"For a proper, intruduction. GO RAPHAEL!" yelled Michaelangelo.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half-shell
Turtle power!" Raphael yelled, and singing.
"They're the world's most fearsome fighting team (We're really hip! )
They're heroes in a half-shell and they're green (Hey - get a grip! )
When the evil Shredder attacks
These Turtle boys don't cut him no slack!" Yelled Donatello singing.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He's a radical rat! )
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That's a fact, Jack! )
Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break! )
Michaelangelo is a party dude (Party! )" Yelled Michaelangelo, singing.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell
Turtle power!" yelled Leonardo, singing.
"That's there theme song." Tre pointed out. I'm standing there, with my jaw dropped, cuz, all the action they did.
"I love you! You big yellow fuzz ball!" Eww, that just sickens me. Oh, shit.
"I don't love you anymore!" He cried, no really, he's crying. I kinda threw up in his mouth a little. Ok, a LOT.
"Yoo-hoo!" I saw a drag queen just waving a fan at me. Although I'm a guy, he was pretty hott.
"And who are you?" I asked.
"Call me Cool, Tre Cool." He said in a girly voice.
"Shit Tre, we gotta go! This little bastard won't let go!" This guy, was referring to Zoey.
"Oh, excuse him, that's Billie Joe. Oh, and that's Mike. Wait, BILLIEEEE! Where's Mike!?!" said Tre like he was gonna die.
"He's uh. Uh, how do I put this. 'Doing' Elmo." Billie Joe said raising his eyebrows.
"Elmo! Your a girl?!?!" I yelled.
"NooOOOo. I-I-I had a-a sex cHANGE!" He yelled, through the pauses. So sickening. Ewww. I gotta get outta here.
(In Oscars trash can)
"So your Tre Cool?" Oscar asked Tre.
"Duh. Cuz I'm Cool." Tre replyed.
"Hey do you have a 20?" I asked Billie.
"Yeah, why?" he asked.
"So, we can buy some pot. You know."
"Yeah. Tre! Go get the Billie Bob Thorton!" Oh, he's referring to his six-man bong.
"Ok, Oscar. Get 20's worth!"
"Alright!" Oscar said, going to his stash.
"Who's gonna do the honors?" Mike said, as he climbed down into Oscar's house.
"You, if you want." I said.
"TRE!" Billie yelled. Man, he's so impatient.
"I'm coming!" Tre yelled as he jumped down, to us. I could feel it. After 3 hits, I'm already feeling it. This shit's good. I mean GreaT! What the hell? Haha, Billie and Tre are kissing!
"Billie and Tre. Sittin' ina tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g. First com-" Oops. I kinda, lit my arm, instead of the pipe I was holding.
"Haha, karma." Tre said giggling.
(At the Trios car)
"What's all those instumentss f-for?" I asked.
"Oh, were in a band." Mike replyed.
"And which one?"
"Oh. Green Day."
"Cool. I heard you guys eariler on Zoey's radio. She's pissed at you three. She says you guys got your name, partially from here. But that's cool. I could give a fuck less. She's slutty enough to sleep with Cookie Monster. Wait, she already has." Me and Mike laughed.
"Wait, one more question," I started off, " Why's you fuck Elmo?" He blushed.
"Because, I'm. I'm gay." At that moment I spit out, whatever was in my mouth, fell to the floor, clutching my stomach, laughing and snorting.
"Shut up. It's not a crime."
"No, but it's straight up funny!" I said between laughs.
"OWWWEEEEE" My stomach hurts.
"KARAMA SUKKKAAA!" He yelled at me laughing. Not karma again! Man, why are more strangers coming here!?
"Hello, our master Splinter sent us here. To proceed our duty." Ha, he said duty.
"And you four are?" I ask, holding back my laughter.
"Ok, I'm Donatello, he's Rapheal, that's Leonardo, and the one who's eating a peice of pizza hoping the cheese won't drip, is Michaelangelo."
"For a proper, intruduction. GO RAPHAEL!" yelled Michaelangelo.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half-shell
Turtle power!" Raphael yelled, and singing.
"They're the world's most fearsome fighting team (We're really hip! )
They're heroes in a half-shell and they're green (Hey - get a grip! )
When the evil Shredder attacks
These Turtle boys don't cut him no slack!" Yelled Donatello singing.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He's a radical rat! )
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That's a fact, Jack! )
Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break! )
Michaelangelo is a party dude (Party! )" Yelled Michaelangelo, singing.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell
Turtle power!" yelled Leonardo, singing.
"That's there theme song." Tre pointed out. I'm standing there, with my jaw dropped, cuz, all the action they did.
