The big life: A story for I_worship_tre_Cool., chapter 5
Billie got his UFO, and he was so happy, he felt horny. So, what did he do? Masturbate. Oops mistake.
Billie got back to the Reading Rainbow studio, no more UnderWater Punx nearby. He felt alone, because everyone went home. He silently made up a song;
"No one around me in this place called hell. I need to shit but I won't cuz it'll smell. I don't my guitar with me, fuck that I guess I'll pee. This is a stupid song I just made up, it sucks so much when I'm done, I'll throw up. "
As he sat there thinking, he wondered what Tre was doing.
***Tre's POV***
Hey, where's Billie go?
"MIKEY! Have you seen Billie?"
"Nope." was Mike's reply.
"Shit. One minute he was here, then another min- OO CHEESE!" Mike walked off, thinking how stupid I was I bet. Eh, at least I got my cheese. Hehe.
-Back to Third Person-
Billie wondered, :Have they forgot about me? How can I get back? This sucks anal. Mike's anal to be exact. "
Mike walked off, he just relized Billie wasn't there. He quickly ran back to Tre.
"TRE! Stop eating cheese and listen!"
"Ok, ok, Mikey boy."
"Now, wish that Billie was here." As soon as Mike had said that, Billie appeared.
"THANK YOU!" Billie said as he kissed Tre and Mike, "Now where's my UFO?"
"You've been bad, no more UFO til tomorrow." Mike said.
"But, but, but-"
"No asses. Wait til tomorrow." Mike replied to Billie's protest.
"Fine." Billie sighed. He had mixed emotions; Anger, sadness, horny, happy, anxious, and he had to shit.
"BATHROOM!" Billie yelled. That made Big Bird jump up from his "bird nap".
"What the fuck? Didn't you, " Big Bird yawned, "Se-" He fell aspleep. Billie quickly made his was to shit.
Mike was thinking of Elmo. Why'd he/she leave him? It wasn't his fault. Ok, yeah it was, but that's not the point. He didn't think he did wrong.
Tre was done with his cheese, and went up to his throne.
"People!" No one came. Tre shouted again,
"UnderWater Punx!" Everyone came rushing in.
"Now, today who wan't to play some music?" Tre yelled like a little kid.
"Drums!"
"Bass!"
"Sax!"
"Guitar!"
"Did I hear drums? Whoever said that, get your ass up here!" The Tre Almighty said. A little punk boy stepped forward,
"I did you asshole." The boy said.
"Awesome, now here ya go, "The boy soon had a drum kit, "Now he will teach all of you to play!"
"Thanx!" The boy yelled as he did a wonderful solo. Tre started crying.
"Why ya crying?" The boy asked.
"Because... IT WAS BEAUTIFUL!" A tear rolled down Tre's cheeck one last time.
Billie got done and headed toward the van. Mike was there.
"Hey, buddy!" Mike friendly gestured.
"Hey!" Billie greeted back.
"I was thinkin'. Did you wanna prank Tre?"
Billie got back to the Reading Rainbow studio, no more UnderWater Punx nearby. He felt alone, because everyone went home. He silently made up a song;
"No one around me in this place called hell. I need to shit but I won't cuz it'll smell. I don't my guitar with me, fuck that I guess I'll pee. This is a stupid song I just made up, it sucks so much when I'm done, I'll throw up. "
As he sat there thinking, he wondered what Tre was doing.
***Tre's POV***
Hey, where's Billie go?
"MIKEY! Have you seen Billie?"
"Nope." was Mike's reply.
"Shit. One minute he was here, then another min- OO CHEESE!" Mike walked off, thinking how stupid I was I bet. Eh, at least I got my cheese. Hehe.
-Back to Third Person-
Billie wondered, :Have they forgot about me? How can I get back? This sucks anal. Mike's anal to be exact. "
Mike walked off, he just relized Billie wasn't there. He quickly ran back to Tre.
"TRE! Stop eating cheese and listen!"
"Ok, ok, Mikey boy."
"Now, wish that Billie was here." As soon as Mike had said that, Billie appeared.
"THANK YOU!" Billie said as he kissed Tre and Mike, "Now where's my UFO?"
"You've been bad, no more UFO til tomorrow." Mike said.
"But, but, but-"
"No asses. Wait til tomorrow." Mike replied to Billie's protest.
"Fine." Billie sighed. He had mixed emotions; Anger, sadness, horny, happy, anxious, and he had to shit.
"BATHROOM!" Billie yelled. That made Big Bird jump up from his "bird nap".
"What the fuck? Didn't you, " Big Bird yawned, "Se-" He fell aspleep. Billie quickly made his was to shit.
Mike was thinking of Elmo. Why'd he/she leave him? It wasn't his fault. Ok, yeah it was, but that's not the point. He didn't think he did wrong.
Tre was done with his cheese, and went up to his throne.
"People!" No one came. Tre shouted again,
"UnderWater Punx!" Everyone came rushing in.
"Now, today who wan't to play some music?" Tre yelled like a little kid.
"Drums!"
"Bass!"
"Sax!"
"Guitar!"
"Did I hear drums? Whoever said that, get your ass up here!" The Tre Almighty said. A little punk boy stepped forward,
"I did you asshole." The boy said.
"Awesome, now here ya go, "The boy soon had a drum kit, "Now he will teach all of you to play!"
"Thanx!" The boy yelled as he did a wonderful solo. Tre started crying.
"Why ya crying?" The boy asked.
"Because... IT WAS BEAUTIFUL!" A tear rolled down Tre's cheeck one last time.
Billie got done and headed toward the van. Mike was there.
"Hey, buddy!" Mike friendly gestured.
"Hey!" Billie greeted back.
"I was thinkin'. Did you wanna prank Tre?"
