The big life: A story for I_worship_tre_Cool., chapter 7
Billie quickly hit Mike. Mike didn't move. So then Billie pulled Mike's hair, pulling down. Soon, they hid under Tre's bed.
"Fuck! Why am I wet!?!?! BILLIE! I know your here." Tre said.
"I hear giggling. If you just said so, I'd go be a cheerleader." Tre said getting off his bed to look for Billie. Mike soon rolled from under the bed laughing his ass off.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" Tre yelled.
"What's wrong?" Billie soon came from under the bed.
"I'm-I'm, "Tre took a breath, "BEAUTIFUL AS A HOOKER CLOWN!" He finished batting his eye lashes.
Billie grabbed for air, but he couldn't breath. He was laughing too hard. Soon, Tre's make-up turned to a mime design(HAHAHA I RYHMED, sorry, back to the story).
Billie stopped laughing.
"How'd you do that?" He asked getting up.
"I'm King of the UnderWater Punx, anything I wish, I get." Soon after Tre said that Mike got up and handed Tre a beer. The last beer.
"See?" Yes, Billie saw.
"That, w-was my beer." Billie said as if he were a five year old who got his little baba tooken away.
"And now it's mine. Ha ha." Tre was about to gulp the whole thing down.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Billie yelled flying in slow-mo, just like the Matrix. He sounded like a constapated fat-women running after a bus/twinkie.
Mike soon broke out of it, and started flapping his arms up and down. He soon flew up out of the roof.
"I'm flying! I'm a real chicken! Man I mean! I WANNA BE MICHEAL JACK-" THUD!
Some punk throw a rock at him, before he can finish saying who he wanted to be. Mike looked at the rock, it was as small as those fish tank pebbles.
"Ha ha loser." Said the punk who threw the pebble. Mike was about to chase him, but the punk screamed like a little girl, and ran away crying while moving his arms up and down.
"YOU PUSSY! HAHAHAHAHA!" Mike called out to him.
Mike looked up, and what he saw was amazing. The toilet paper he and Billie set up, were acting like Christmas lights.
As Mike looked closer, he was grossed out. They weren't acting like lights, it was just shit. An UFO came down over him, and floated him aboard.
"WHAAAA I WANT MY MOMMY!" Mike yelled trying to get down.
"Billie?" Mike said looking around the UFO.
"Geez Mike you're such a pussy, we need stronger men. Not little girls." An alien said to him, then the alien kick Mike out.
"WHYY!" Mike yelled, soon he saw... A CANDY CANE!
Then Mike ran over there, and started humping it as hard as he could. It was the size of Billie. Billie?
"Mike get the fuck off me." Billie's voice said. Mike stopped. "On second hand, keep doing it." Then Mike started humping harder. Then out of no-where, Tre came and took down Mike'spant's, and ran away with them, saying I PANTSED MIKE!
"Fuck! Why am I wet!?!?! BILLIE! I know your here." Tre said.
"I hear giggling. If you just said so, I'd go be a cheerleader." Tre said getting off his bed to look for Billie. Mike soon rolled from under the bed laughing his ass off.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" Tre yelled.
"What's wrong?" Billie soon came from under the bed.
"I'm-I'm, "Tre took a breath, "BEAUTIFUL AS A HOOKER CLOWN!" He finished batting his eye lashes.
Billie grabbed for air, but he couldn't breath. He was laughing too hard. Soon, Tre's make-up turned to a mime design(HAHAHA I RYHMED, sorry, back to the story).
Billie stopped laughing.
"How'd you do that?" He asked getting up.
"I'm King of the UnderWater Punx, anything I wish, I get." Soon after Tre said that Mike got up and handed Tre a beer. The last beer.
"See?" Yes, Billie saw.
"That, w-was my beer." Billie said as if he were a five year old who got his little baba tooken away.
"And now it's mine. Ha ha." Tre was about to gulp the whole thing down.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Billie yelled flying in slow-mo, just like the Matrix. He sounded like a constapated fat-women running after a bus/twinkie.
Mike soon broke out of it, and started flapping his arms up and down. He soon flew up out of the roof.
"I'm flying! I'm a real chicken! Man I mean! I WANNA BE MICHEAL JACK-" THUD!
Some punk throw a rock at him, before he can finish saying who he wanted to be. Mike looked at the rock, it was as small as those fish tank pebbles.
"Ha ha loser." Said the punk who threw the pebble. Mike was about to chase him, but the punk screamed like a little girl, and ran away crying while moving his arms up and down.
"YOU PUSSY! HAHAHAHAHA!" Mike called out to him.
Mike looked up, and what he saw was amazing. The toilet paper he and Billie set up, were acting like Christmas lights.
As Mike looked closer, he was grossed out. They weren't acting like lights, it was just shit. An UFO came down over him, and floated him aboard.
"WHAAAA I WANT MY MOMMY!" Mike yelled trying to get down.
"Billie?" Mike said looking around the UFO.
"Geez Mike you're such a pussy, we need stronger men. Not little girls." An alien said to him, then the alien kick Mike out.
"WHYY!" Mike yelled, soon he saw... A CANDY CANE!
Then Mike ran over there, and started humping it as hard as he could. It was the size of Billie. Billie?
"Mike get the fuck off me." Billie's voice said. Mike stopped. "On second hand, keep doing it." Then Mike started humping harder. Then out of no-where, Tre came and took down Mike'spant's, and ran away with them, saying I PANTSED MIKE!
