There's No Such Thing As Heros, chapter 1
Billie Joe groaned and rubbed his head before attempting to sit up and open his eyes. When he was sure that he was more or less awake he looked around him. Damn it was cold. At least the grass was soft. Grass? Last time he checked he'd been on a bus somewhere in Nevada, surrounded by desert. Not a fucking tree in sight let alone grass. He took another look around. Wow. How did he get into the middle of a pink field? Pink!? Hang on, grass wasn't pink. Holy shit. That was some fucking strong weed. Where the hell were Mike and Tre? He hoped they were around here somewhere. He attempted to stand up and failed. He tried again and made it. He scanned the area. All he could see was pink. Nothing else.
"It could have been a better fucking colour"he growled under his breath. He took a deep breath before beginning to walk, hoping to find a way out of the pink field.
After walking for what he guessed was an hour Billie Joe realised he wasn't getting anywhere. He still couldn't see anything but pink. He was gonna puke in a minute. Damn pink. Damn it was cold. He shivered. He was only wearing the normal black shirt, jean, red tie and Converse. A screech echoed through the field
"Huh?" Billie looked up at the grey/blue sky and saw a strange black shape flying towards him. Something told him to run, but where? He stayed where he was. Bad idea. The strange black thing landed 3 feet away from him. Billie's green eyes widened. Holy shit. He'd never seen anything like it. Not even in fantasy books. It looked like a cross between a lizard of some sort and a bird. It was a strange dark green color, covered in shiny scales and a pair of feathery green wings protuded from it's shoulder blades. It turned to face him. It had neon green eyes like a cat's. It grinned revealing razor sharp teeth. Billie gulped.
"Well, are you going to say anything or just stand there?" the creature spoke. It's voice low and an almost growl
"I-I uh"
"Billie Joe Armstrong right?" Billie nodded
"Good. I am Lord Skilfazar. I rule over this world"
"W-world?"
"Yes. Of course, you and your friends were too stoned to realise that you were taken from your pityful world into my superior one"
"Why?"
"Well, most humans are worthless assholes but you and your band mates, well, you are a little better"
"And?"
"I brought you into my world to be my slaves"
"WHAT!?"
"When I have found out where your friends have gone the 3 of you will be completely under my control"
"And if we disagree?"
"Well, we have ways of making you obey"
"Bullshit. I ain't staying here. I'm going home"
"That is impossible without the help of a mage like myself and I nor any of my subjects are going to let you go"
"I am not going to be anyone's slave"
"Well, if you don't agree willingly we will force you"
"By using magic?" Billie Joe laughed
"No. We prefer not to use magic to enslave people. But we have ways"
"So you said. But nothing you do is gonna make me become your puppet"
"So if you were tortured and I'm sure I can think up some other nice things you would still rebel?" Billie Joe gulped but the threats were probabley empty. He would regret what he did next
"Yup. I think you're an asshole. More of an asshole than George Bush. You know that?"
"Bad idea human"Lord Skilfazar lunged catching the guitarist off guard. Billie let out a cry before being knocked unconscious. Skilfazar took off and flew off with a limp Billie Joe
"It could have been a better fucking colour"he growled under his breath. He took a deep breath before beginning to walk, hoping to find a way out of the pink field.
After walking for what he guessed was an hour Billie Joe realised he wasn't getting anywhere. He still couldn't see anything but pink. He was gonna puke in a minute. Damn pink. Damn it was cold. He shivered. He was only wearing the normal black shirt, jean, red tie and Converse. A screech echoed through the field
"Huh?" Billie looked up at the grey/blue sky and saw a strange black shape flying towards him. Something told him to run, but where? He stayed where he was. Bad idea. The strange black thing landed 3 feet away from him. Billie's green eyes widened. Holy shit. He'd never seen anything like it. Not even in fantasy books. It looked like a cross between a lizard of some sort and a bird. It was a strange dark green color, covered in shiny scales and a pair of feathery green wings protuded from it's shoulder blades. It turned to face him. It had neon green eyes like a cat's. It grinned revealing razor sharp teeth. Billie gulped.
"Well, are you going to say anything or just stand there?" the creature spoke. It's voice low and an almost growl
"I-I uh"
"Billie Joe Armstrong right?" Billie nodded
"Good. I am Lord Skilfazar. I rule over this world"
"W-world?"
"Yes. Of course, you and your friends were too stoned to realise that you were taken from your pityful world into my superior one"
"Why?"
"Well, most humans are worthless assholes but you and your band mates, well, you are a little better"
"And?"
"I brought you into my world to be my slaves"
"WHAT!?"
"When I have found out where your friends have gone the 3 of you will be completely under my control"
"And if we disagree?"
"Well, we have ways of making you obey"
"Bullshit. I ain't staying here. I'm going home"
"That is impossible without the help of a mage like myself and I nor any of my subjects are going to let you go"
"I am not going to be anyone's slave"
"Well, if you don't agree willingly we will force you"
"By using magic?" Billie Joe laughed
"No. We prefer not to use magic to enslave people. But we have ways"
"So you said. But nothing you do is gonna make me become your puppet"
"So if you were tortured and I'm sure I can think up some other nice things you would still rebel?" Billie Joe gulped but the threats were probabley empty. He would regret what he did next
"Yup. I think you're an asshole. More of an asshole than George Bush. You know that?"
"Bad idea human"Lord Skilfazar lunged catching the guitarist off guard. Billie let out a cry before being knocked unconscious. Skilfazar took off and flew off with a limp Billie Joe
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