Petty Went Blblblblb One Day, chapter 1

One day our college went to London n I got bored while out sum dick was there who I did like so I left went bak to my hotel room, gd job I did becos not soon after I got in some hot chick nocks on my door n says 'My room mate kicked me oyut i got no where to sleep can i stay here', then i say 'Yeah sure but ul hav to sleep with me in my bed' so she does, I take off all but my boxers then sum knob head called Rob George pissed as a fart off 2 cans walks right in pissin hyimself lafin n he drags the covwers off me, cudda killed him, cheese dick!