Punk You, You Punking Punk!, chapter 10
"Well.. Yeah! Bu...Bu.. How did you pull off the blood?!?!" Billie asked.
"Oh that...That was easy. For some reason Tre had a whole shit load of red food coloring, and I just mixed it with some water, and scattered it everywhere!"
"Well please don't ever do that again. It scared the shit out of me."
"Fine then. Suck all the fun out of scaring your best friend!"
The next morning Tre was prancing around the room in a pink tutu, dusting.
"AAAAAH!"
Tre jumped up and dropped his HOT coffee on Gena.
"AAAAHHH!!!"
Gena jumped up and smacked Tre in the face.
"OWWW!!!"
Mike, Billie, Denny, and Logan bounded into the room.
"Shut the fuck up!" Denny said as she wiped her eyes. Denny walked out of the room to go back to sleep, and Mike followed.
Billie said to Tre, "Stop harassing the women, Tre! Gosh!" Then he walked off and went back to sleep.
"Bu...Bu... I didn't do it!"
"Then how come there's burning hot coffee on me!?!"
"Because...because the aliens came and poured coffee on you?"
"Riiiiiighhht...And you WEREN'T born with a mental illness."
"I wasn't!"
"Says the man dusting in the pink tutu."
A couple hours later Billie, Mike, Tre, Denny, Gena, and Logan had gotten into Billie's car, and they were off to some "surprise place."
"Well here it is."
Denny looked up, and saw a building with flyers and graffiti everywhere.
"Okay boys, you know the drill," Billie said.
Mike and Tre put on a hat, sunglasses and a sweatshirt.
"Okaaaay..." Denny said.
"Hey, being HUGE rock stars isn't easy," Mike objected.
Denny walked into the building with her band mates, and what she saw was amazing!!
"Oh that...That was easy. For some reason Tre had a whole shit load of red food coloring, and I just mixed it with some water, and scattered it everywhere!"
"Well please don't ever do that again. It scared the shit out of me."
"Fine then. Suck all the fun out of scaring your best friend!"
The next morning Tre was prancing around the room in a pink tutu, dusting.
"AAAAAH!"
Tre jumped up and dropped his HOT coffee on Gena.
"AAAAHHH!!!"
Gena jumped up and smacked Tre in the face.
"OWWW!!!"
Mike, Billie, Denny, and Logan bounded into the room.
"Shut the fuck up!" Denny said as she wiped her eyes. Denny walked out of the room to go back to sleep, and Mike followed.
Billie said to Tre, "Stop harassing the women, Tre! Gosh!" Then he walked off and went back to sleep.
"Bu...Bu... I didn't do it!"
"Then how come there's burning hot coffee on me!?!"
"Because...because the aliens came and poured coffee on you?"
"Riiiiiighhht...And you WEREN'T born with a mental illness."
"I wasn't!"
"Says the man dusting in the pink tutu."
A couple hours later Billie, Mike, Tre, Denny, Gena, and Logan had gotten into Billie's car, and they were off to some "surprise place."
"Well here it is."
Denny looked up, and saw a building with flyers and graffiti everywhere.
"Okay boys, you know the drill," Billie said.
Mike and Tre put on a hat, sunglasses and a sweatshirt.
"Okaaaay..." Denny said.
"Hey, being HUGE rock stars isn't easy," Mike objected.
Denny walked into the building with her band mates, and what she saw was amazing!!
