Punk You, You Punking Punk!, chapter 12
Denny and Gena were still laughing and rolling on the ground, while Mike glared, and Billie stared into space. Tre on the other hand... well... let's just say he found Denny's old unicycle, and was juggling some bowling pins.
Knock knock
"I'll get it!" Denny shouted through tears, and laughs.
Denny opened the door, and was greeted by a large group of giggling, teenage girls.
"Hi, is ,like, Billie Joe here?" A blonde girl, with a poster of Billie (probably from a magazine), said as she smacked on grape gum an bounced on her toes.
"Teenies," Billie said.
"LIKE, OH ME GEE!!!!!!!! IT'S BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG!" The blonde said.
"Shit." Billie said. "Well... looks l-" Billie was cut off when the herd of wild teenies tackled him.
Mike tried to pry the teenage girls off of his best friend, but they fought back. They clawed at his face with their sharp, freshly manicured nails, and bit him with their overly white teeth. They kicked at him with their four inch heels.
"TRE! HELP ME!!!" Mike screamed.
Tre dropped the bowling pins, and he rolled over one of the pins, and crashed to the ground.
"Good thing I didn't lose my testicle," Tre muttered, as he brushed himself off. "Well... It's time for me to turn into my mild-mannered alter ego... SUPER TRE!!!" He screamed, as he ran around the pile of teenies, while making 'whoosh' sounds.
"There's no time to lose! To the teenie pile awaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!!!" he screamed. "Oh ladies... " he said. "Come and get it!" He unbuttoned his shirt, and threw it to the ground, and ran toward the door. He ran outside, and the teenies followed. Some trying to get his autograph, or piece of hair, but he was to fast for them, he doubled back, ran inside, shut the door, locked it, and ran around the room again. "Another day saved by SUPER TRE!!" He said heroically. While he was doing his 'I saved the day... again,' dance, Denny and Gena were lying on the floor rolling around laughing, and saying, "I'm blind, I'm blind... I can't see, I can't see!"
"What you never seen a sexy man in action before?" Tre said at the mere site of the two.
Denny and Gena burst out laughing even harder.
"Where's the first-aid kit, and aspirin?" Mike and Billie said in unison.
"In... In... the bathroom," Denny said between bits of breath.
Outside the teenage girls were pounding on the door, and screaming, faint 'I Heart you Billie Joe!'
"Hey you never answered my question!" Tre said.
"I-... I-... It wasn't that you were in action... it was 'cuz you took off your shirt!" Gena said.
Tre scoffed. "Your just jealous 'cuz I'm sexy," he said as he got up. He slapped his butt, and sat back down.
"Riiiiiiiiiiiigghhht." Gena said.
Denny pushed Tre, and he fell back on the ground.
Billie and Mike came out of the bathroom, holding ice to their foreheads, and groaning. Mike was covered in band-aids and fresh cuts. Billie, on the other hand had bruises everywhere.
"Tre... " Mike groaned.
"Yes Mike?"
"I don't think I can play bass tonight"
Billie cringed, as he tried to lift himself up onto an armchair.
"Well... I guess we're gonna have to cancel the show." Tre replied.
"But what about the fans?" Billie questioned.
"They're gonna have to understand." Tre said sadly.
"What? That Mike and Billie were attacked by a wild herd of teenage girls that hurt them so badly they can barely speak?" Denny said.
"Happens... " Tre said as he stared into space.
Knock knock
"I'll get it!" Denny shouted through tears, and laughs.
Denny opened the door, and was greeted by a large group of giggling, teenage girls.
"Hi, is ,like, Billie Joe here?" A blonde girl, with a poster of Billie (probably from a magazine), said as she smacked on grape gum an bounced on her toes.
"Teenies," Billie said.
"LIKE, OH ME GEE!!!!!!!! IT'S BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG!" The blonde said.
"Shit." Billie said. "Well... looks l-" Billie was cut off when the herd of wild teenies tackled him.
Mike tried to pry the teenage girls off of his best friend, but they fought back. They clawed at his face with their sharp, freshly manicured nails, and bit him with their overly white teeth. They kicked at him with their four inch heels.
"TRE! HELP ME!!!" Mike screamed.
Tre dropped the bowling pins, and he rolled over one of the pins, and crashed to the ground.
"Good thing I didn't lose my testicle," Tre muttered, as he brushed himself off. "Well... It's time for me to turn into my mild-mannered alter ego... SUPER TRE!!!" He screamed, as he ran around the pile of teenies, while making 'whoosh' sounds.
"There's no time to lose! To the teenie pile awaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!!!" he screamed. "Oh ladies... " he said. "Come and get it!" He unbuttoned his shirt, and threw it to the ground, and ran toward the door. He ran outside, and the teenies followed. Some trying to get his autograph, or piece of hair, but he was to fast for them, he doubled back, ran inside, shut the door, locked it, and ran around the room again. "Another day saved by SUPER TRE!!" He said heroically. While he was doing his 'I saved the day... again,' dance, Denny and Gena were lying on the floor rolling around laughing, and saying, "I'm blind, I'm blind... I can't see, I can't see!"
"What you never seen a sexy man in action before?" Tre said at the mere site of the two.
Denny and Gena burst out laughing even harder.
"Where's the first-aid kit, and aspirin?" Mike and Billie said in unison.
"In... In... the bathroom," Denny said between bits of breath.
Outside the teenage girls were pounding on the door, and screaming, faint 'I Heart you Billie Joe!'
"Hey you never answered my question!" Tre said.
"I-... I-... It wasn't that you were in action... it was 'cuz you took off your shirt!" Gena said.
Tre scoffed. "Your just jealous 'cuz I'm sexy," he said as he got up. He slapped his butt, and sat back down.
"Riiiiiiiiiiiigghhht." Gena said.
Denny pushed Tre, and he fell back on the ground.
Billie and Mike came out of the bathroom, holding ice to their foreheads, and groaning. Mike was covered in band-aids and fresh cuts. Billie, on the other hand had bruises everywhere.
"Tre... " Mike groaned.
"Yes Mike?"
"I don't think I can play bass tonight"
Billie cringed, as he tried to lift himself up onto an armchair.
"Well... I guess we're gonna have to cancel the show." Tre replied.
"But what about the fans?" Billie questioned.
"They're gonna have to understand." Tre said sadly.
"What? That Mike and Billie were attacked by a wild herd of teenage girls that hurt them so badly they can barely speak?" Denny said.
"Happens... " Tre said as he stared into space.
