Punk You, You Punking Punk!, chapter 17
An old man in a blue tuxedo, and hundred dollar shoes stepped out of the limo, and walked up to Denny.
"Can I help you?" Denny asked.
"Yes, I'm looking for Denny Jaded," The man said.
"You've found her."
"Uh-huh... Well...Let me introduce myself. My name is Richard Sameens. I was just looking for you and your band. I saw you play at The Dull Pencil."
He looked Denny up and down, "Yeah...We could use a punk band...It'd be good for our image, let's see...you've got that whole... 'Fuck off, or I'll kick your ass.' attitude... "
"You would know, wouldn't you?" Denny remarked.
"Excuse me?"
"I'm just saying...You would know...especially considering you've probably never met a punk before."
"But I've seen them."
"Where?"
"Around... "
"So in other words... 'a fancy million dollar mansion party, eating caviar, wearing thousand dollar dresses, and 14k gold necklaces and rings'?"
"Um...uhh...well... "
Denny had backed him into a corner...a dark corner. "Well, never mind that ,So do you wanna be signed to our label or not?"
"Lemme think...Do I want to be signed to some rich bitches label, with Donald Trump hair, and only wants me for his image, and not my music...hmmm... .decisions, decisions...lemme think a little more...no."
"And why not?"
"Because she's already signed to my label."
Denny spun around and saw Billie standing there. "And who are you?" Richard asked.
"I'm Billie Joe Armstrong, front man of Green Day, and co-owner of Adeline records."
"Oh... And I should be afraid of you...why?"
"Because, I can do this! WAA-CHAA!"
Billie made one of those freaky bird karate things, spun around a few times, kicked the Richard in the stomach, pushed him back into his limo, and slammed the door. The driver drove off, and he didn't come back.
"Nice job," Denny said to Billie.
"Eh...I gues--DAMNIT! That bitch made me ruin my creepers!!"
Denny started to laugh, This guy's a bazillionaire, and he cares about ONE pair of shoes? Hehe... , Denny thought. After Denny stopped laughing at Billie, trying to spit clean his creepers.
"Do you want to come with me to go get some food?" Denny offered.
"Sure...I guess."
"Cool...last one there, has to French kiss Mike!"
Denny started to count down, "On Your Mark" Billie crouched down, "Get Set," Denny took off running down the street, and once she was to the end she yelled, "GO!" She looked back and could see the faint outline of Billie FAR behind her. Denny made it to Starbucks way before Billie, and it didn't look like she was going She waited for Billie, and eventually, he got there.
"Haha! Now you have to kiss Mike!" Denny pointed at him and stuck her tongue out.
"Whatever... " Billie said through gasps for breath.
Denny spun around a couple times, waiting for Billie to catch his breath, and when he finally did they walked into Starbucks, and she skipped to the counter.
"Two Venti caramel frapuccinos, 3 coffees, and 5 plain cream cheese bagels."
"And what's your name?"
"Denny."
"Comin' right up."
Denny and Billie talked for a couple minutes, about Adeline, A tour for The Perfection, "Two Venti caramel frapuccinos, 3 coffees, 5 plain cream cheese bagels, For Denny!" Their conversation was cut short, by the barista, who yelled out her order, Denny walked up to the counter, and glanced at the barista's name tag, she couldn't see it, because a hand had just appeared in front of it. "My names Mikall, and your name is... ?"
"Trigger to you."
"Nice to meet you Trigger to you, my lunch break's in 2 hours."
Denny laughed, and Mikall smiled. Denny picked up the tray of cups and the bag of bagels, and thanked Mikall. She saw Billie Joe standing by the Exit door, and he raised an eyebrow at her. She smiled and pushed the door open, and walked out. When she was outside, she started walking really fast.
"Aaah, young love!" Billie exclaimed when he finally caught up to her.
"Shut up Billie!" She elbowed him in the ribs.
"Touchy... "
"Sorry, I don't like it when people make fun of me, I was bullied when I was in Middle School."
"Meh. Happens to the best of us."
"Yeah, but too bad I didn't have Two Dollar Bill around to cheer me up!"
Billie chuckled to himself, and gave Denny a flat tire. Denny stared at Billie for a second, then twitched her eye. She kicked Billie in the shin and started running.
"MUAHAHAHA!" Denny laughed evilly.
"ABUSIVE!" That was the last thing she heard before everything went black.
"Can I help you?" Denny asked.
"Yes, I'm looking for Denny Jaded," The man said.
"You've found her."
"Uh-huh... Well...Let me introduce myself. My name is Richard Sameens. I was just looking for you and your band. I saw you play at The Dull Pencil."
He looked Denny up and down, "Yeah...We could use a punk band...It'd be good for our image, let's see...you've got that whole... 'Fuck off, or I'll kick your ass.' attitude... "
"You would know, wouldn't you?" Denny remarked.
"Excuse me?"
"I'm just saying...You would know...especially considering you've probably never met a punk before."
"But I've seen them."
"Where?"
"Around... "
"So in other words... 'a fancy million dollar mansion party, eating caviar, wearing thousand dollar dresses, and 14k gold necklaces and rings'?"
"Um...uhh...well... "
Denny had backed him into a corner...a dark corner. "Well, never mind that ,So do you wanna be signed to our label or not?"
"Lemme think...Do I want to be signed to some rich bitches label, with Donald Trump hair, and only wants me for his image, and not my music...hmmm... .decisions, decisions...lemme think a little more...no."
"And why not?"
"Because she's already signed to my label."
Denny spun around and saw Billie standing there. "And who are you?" Richard asked.
"I'm Billie Joe Armstrong, front man of Green Day, and co-owner of Adeline records."
"Oh... And I should be afraid of you...why?"
"Because, I can do this! WAA-CHAA!"
Billie made one of those freaky bird karate things, spun around a few times, kicked the Richard in the stomach, pushed him back into his limo, and slammed the door. The driver drove off, and he didn't come back.
"Nice job," Denny said to Billie.
"Eh...I gues--DAMNIT! That bitch made me ruin my creepers!!"
Denny started to laugh, This guy's a bazillionaire, and he cares about ONE pair of shoes? Hehe... , Denny thought. After Denny stopped laughing at Billie, trying to spit clean his creepers.
"Do you want to come with me to go get some food?" Denny offered.
"Sure...I guess."
"Cool...last one there, has to French kiss Mike!"
Denny started to count down, "On Your Mark" Billie crouched down, "Get Set," Denny took off running down the street, and once she was to the end she yelled, "GO!" She looked back and could see the faint outline of Billie FAR behind her. Denny made it to Starbucks way before Billie, and it didn't look like she was going She waited for Billie, and eventually, he got there.
"Haha! Now you have to kiss Mike!" Denny pointed at him and stuck her tongue out.
"Whatever... " Billie said through gasps for breath.
Denny spun around a couple times, waiting for Billie to catch his breath, and when he finally did they walked into Starbucks, and she skipped to the counter.
"Two Venti caramel frapuccinos, 3 coffees, and 5 plain cream cheese bagels."
"And what's your name?"
"Denny."
"Comin' right up."
Denny and Billie talked for a couple minutes, about Adeline, A tour for The Perfection, "Two Venti caramel frapuccinos, 3 coffees, 5 plain cream cheese bagels, For Denny!" Their conversation was cut short, by the barista, who yelled out her order, Denny walked up to the counter, and glanced at the barista's name tag, she couldn't see it, because a hand had just appeared in front of it. "My names Mikall, and your name is... ?"
"Trigger to you."
"Nice to meet you Trigger to you, my lunch break's in 2 hours."
Denny laughed, and Mikall smiled. Denny picked up the tray of cups and the bag of bagels, and thanked Mikall. She saw Billie Joe standing by the Exit door, and he raised an eyebrow at her. She smiled and pushed the door open, and walked out. When she was outside, she started walking really fast.
"Aaah, young love!" Billie exclaimed when he finally caught up to her.
"Shut up Billie!" She elbowed him in the ribs.
"Touchy... "
"Sorry, I don't like it when people make fun of me, I was bullied when I was in Middle School."
"Meh. Happens to the best of us."
"Yeah, but too bad I didn't have Two Dollar Bill around to cheer me up!"
Billie chuckled to himself, and gave Denny a flat tire. Denny stared at Billie for a second, then twitched her eye. She kicked Billie in the shin and started running.
"MUAHAHAHA!" Denny laughed evilly.
"ABUSIVE!" That was the last thing she heard before everything went black.
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