Blue Crush Is Our Name...And Don't You Fucking Wear It Out, chapter 4
I woke up the next morning on the floor in the living room of the dorm I shared with the rest of my band, with a massive hangover
"Urgghhh...Must.....Get.....Aspirin....." I mumbled.
I got up to get some, but before I could make it to the kitchen where the Aspirins were, I had a sudden urge to hurl. I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could, and did what I had to do, while being cheered on by Ian.
"Shut up asshole" I said to him.
"But I don't wanna" he replied.
After my lovely experience in the bathroom, I actually made it to the kitchen and got some Aspirins. I saw a business card on the fridge: Adeline Records.
"Holy Shit!! I forgot all about the record deal!!"
After the Aspirins kicked in, I spoke to my band.
"Hey guys, I think we should get practicing." I said.
"So do we." They replied.
So we practiced and practiced all week long, only stopping to crash or to eat.
Finally, next Saturday arrived. We were picked up by a limo and taken to the tiny London airport with all our shit we packed and our instruments.
After a few long, antagonising hours, we finally borded a small plane. Fortunately, we had a direct flight to Cali, which arrived at 3pm. When we arrived, we saw a random person with a sign that said BLUE CRUSH on it.
"I was sent by Billie Joe to pick you guys up." he said.
"Ok, we just have to get our luggage, then we can go." I said.
We got our luggage, and hauled it to the Hummer limo that was waiting outside for us.
"YAY!! There's booze back here!!!" yelled Ian.
"No..heel boy...no booze until we actually get to the hotel." I said.
We arrived at the hotel to see our idols and Adie waiting there to meet us again.
"Hey guys!" Mike and Tre said.
"Hey guys, I'd like to introduce you to my beautiful wife Adie" Billie said.
"Hi Adie. I'm Shelby, that's Jaymie, Kelsey and Ian standing behind me. It's a pleasure to meet you." I said.
"You too. How was your flight?" Adie asked.
"Long, but entertaining because Ian kept throwing peanuts at the stewardess." Kelsey said.
We all laughed.
"We decided to be nice, and give you a day off to relax, and get loaded. Tomorrow, you guys are going to come to the studio and play for us." said Billie.
"Ok that sounds good to us." we all said.
"Do you guys want to go out for dinner with us? Kinda like a celebratory thingy?" asked Tre.
"Sure, we'll go get ready and we'll be down in an hour. You guys can come upstairs if you want." Kelsey said.
"Screw that! I wanna go swimming!!" said Tre.
"Ok Tre, go swimming then. Billie, Adie and I are going upstairs with the band" Mike said.
So we went upstairs, got ready, and went to leave.
We arrived at the restaurant and got some drinks. We ate, we all got tipsy, then we left.
"I WANNA PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE!!! yelled Tre.
"OK!!" the rest of us yelled.
I spun the bottle first. It landed on Mike.
"YAY!!" I thought to myself.
Of course, Kelsey had to yell:
LUCKY!! You've wanted to do this your whole life!!
"Really?" asked Mike.
"Yep. I've loved you since I was really young."
"AWW....KISS KISS KISS!!!" Tre and Ian said.
So we kissed. We were so tipsy that we started a make-out session, not knowing what was happening.
"OK!! YOU CAN STOP NOW!!" Ian and Tre yelled.
"Damn, don't you two make a nice pair......What the hell is it about drummers?? They are alays fucking nuts!!!!" I said to them.
"Aww...that was uncalled for!!" said Tre.
"Actually, it was called for." said the rest of us.
We played Spin The Bottle for awhile. I was so drunk and so tired, that I eventually passed out on the floor, beside Mike.
"Urgghhh...Must.....Get.....Aspirin....." I mumbled.
I got up to get some, but before I could make it to the kitchen where the Aspirins were, I had a sudden urge to hurl. I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could, and did what I had to do, while being cheered on by Ian.
"Shut up asshole" I said to him.
"But I don't wanna" he replied.
After my lovely experience in the bathroom, I actually made it to the kitchen and got some Aspirins. I saw a business card on the fridge: Adeline Records.
"Holy Shit!! I forgot all about the record deal!!"
After the Aspirins kicked in, I spoke to my band.
"Hey guys, I think we should get practicing." I said.
"So do we." They replied.
So we practiced and practiced all week long, only stopping to crash or to eat.
Finally, next Saturday arrived. We were picked up by a limo and taken to the tiny London airport with all our shit we packed and our instruments.
After a few long, antagonising hours, we finally borded a small plane. Fortunately, we had a direct flight to Cali, which arrived at 3pm. When we arrived, we saw a random person with a sign that said BLUE CRUSH on it.
"I was sent by Billie Joe to pick you guys up." he said.
"Ok, we just have to get our luggage, then we can go." I said.
We got our luggage, and hauled it to the Hummer limo that was waiting outside for us.
"YAY!! There's booze back here!!!" yelled Ian.
"No..heel boy...no booze until we actually get to the hotel." I said.
We arrived at the hotel to see our idols and Adie waiting there to meet us again.
"Hey guys!" Mike and Tre said.
"Hey guys, I'd like to introduce you to my beautiful wife Adie" Billie said.
"Hi Adie. I'm Shelby, that's Jaymie, Kelsey and Ian standing behind me. It's a pleasure to meet you." I said.
"You too. How was your flight?" Adie asked.
"Long, but entertaining because Ian kept throwing peanuts at the stewardess." Kelsey said.
We all laughed.
"We decided to be nice, and give you a day off to relax, and get loaded. Tomorrow, you guys are going to come to the studio and play for us." said Billie.
"Ok that sounds good to us." we all said.
"Do you guys want to go out for dinner with us? Kinda like a celebratory thingy?" asked Tre.
"Sure, we'll go get ready and we'll be down in an hour. You guys can come upstairs if you want." Kelsey said.
"Screw that! I wanna go swimming!!" said Tre.
"Ok Tre, go swimming then. Billie, Adie and I are going upstairs with the band" Mike said.
So we went upstairs, got ready, and went to leave.
We arrived at the restaurant and got some drinks. We ate, we all got tipsy, then we left.
"I WANNA PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE!!! yelled Tre.
"OK!!" the rest of us yelled.
I spun the bottle first. It landed on Mike.
"YAY!!" I thought to myself.
Of course, Kelsey had to yell:
LUCKY!! You've wanted to do this your whole life!!
"Really?" asked Mike.
"Yep. I've loved you since I was really young."
"AWW....KISS KISS KISS!!!" Tre and Ian said.
So we kissed. We were so tipsy that we started a make-out session, not knowing what was happening.
"OK!! YOU CAN STOP NOW!!" Ian and Tre yelled.
"Damn, don't you two make a nice pair......What the hell is it about drummers?? They are alays fucking nuts!!!!" I said to them.
"Aww...that was uncalled for!!" said Tre.
"Actually, it was called for." said the rest of us.
We played Spin The Bottle for awhile. I was so drunk and so tired, that I eventually passed out on the floor, beside Mike.
