4-way marrige, chapter 1

This is a short strange story. Just read and find out...


Caitlin and Paige were walking up the aisle together, wearing wedding dresses. Their grooms stood at the front, waiting.
The grooms just happened to be the mighty Tre Cool, and Billie Joe Armstrong. And they just happened to be in Las Vegas where anything was legal. The people in the pews just happened to be Kut-u-up, and Blink 182. Nobody was sure where Mike was. The funny thing was, Kut-u-up, and Blink had on fake french mustaches. They were laughing their asses off.
Caitlin and Paige just ignored them, and looked deeply into their to be husbands eyes. Caitlin smiled once, and Paige laughed.

Billie held Paige's hand, and Tre held Caitlin's. The priest/minister read them their vows, and tryed to keep himself from laughing at the fake french people making out and the one guy who put his head down, and pretended to well, you know to another guy.

Then he said thye were 4-way married. Caitlin kissed Tre, Billie kissed Paige, Paige kissed Caitlin, Billie kissed Tre, Caitlin kissed Billie, and Tre kissed Paige. They smiled and ran out the small church doors, and turned around and returned the ties and dresses. Kut-u-up and Blink laughed in a french accent and followed after them.

The End... Yea I know it's corny, but it was funny when I was thinking about it. I also got the idea from Rding In Vans With Boys... Which Green Day, Kut-u-up, and Blink 182 are in so there. You don't have to comment, but it would be nice.

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