I Feel Like Punching You In Between The Eyes, chapter 1
High School... One of the worst places on earth there's cliques, bitches, rumors, drugs, fights, and none of the supposed "adult" figures really care.
*Lunch*
Finally I can eat I missed breakfast this morning thanks to my fatass brother who ate everything.
"Hey Lina how's your Mom doing?" The lunch lady asked she was really nice I very rarely had to pay for lunch because she was my moms best friend.
"She's fine Jane thanks. Hey do you think Jesse will be able to come over today?"
"No I'm sorry he's out with his dad this weekend I'll have him call you he's been wanting to talk to you anyway"
"OK tell him xbox dummer forever"
"Secret language again?"
"Yes and I'm still not gonna tell you what that means"
"Oh ill figure it out soon enough have a good rest of the day"
"Ok by Jane"
You see ever since we we're little me and Jesse had a secret language so we could get things past our parents so they wouldn't know things. Xbox drummer forever meant I love you come see me soon. He wasn't only my best friend. He was my boyfriend.
"Look its Lina the depressed Italian bitch!" Screamed that asshole Tanner.
"You know Tanner its not a good thing to piss Italian people off... Especially me."
"Oh what Ya gonna do shoot me?"
"No. FOODFIGHT! GET HIM!"
Everyone through their banana pudding at Tanner, He looked like a slimy version of tweety bird.
"You bitch!"
"Mr. Wood would you like to repeat that for me?" Jane said.
"Ummm no miss. Janetelli she started it."
"No, she didn't you made fun of her you deserved it" True.
"But... But..."
"Principal would like to see you now."
I love it when that happens. Except I ran right into this guy then I recognized him. "Oh my God Zach!"
"Um yea who are you?"
"Red bird goes west"
"Lina! I cant believe you still remember the code for I cant believe you forgot the beer leave now!"
"Yea hey we were 12 what am I gonna do sit on my ass alday?"
"I cant believe you came back I missed you!"
"Yea you to. You look so different... What are you?"
"I'm still an Italian bitch who the fuck are you?"
"I'm still a skating white boy"
"Nice hey can you come over I'm leaving anyway."
"Won't your Mom get mad? Won't we get in trouble?"
"Never stopped us before."
"True hey how'd u get outta the food fight situation?"
"That's Jesse's Mom"
"Wow... She got old"
"Lets go before the haters get here."
"Haters what haters?"
"Them" I said pointing to a group of people whose outfits were all coordinated to each others.
"Hey guys look its the emo bitch!" Her group laughed except for nessa she was my friend she only hung out with them so I knew what they were planning against me.
"For one you suck and second fuck off"
"Oooo you's gots a potty mouth I'm gonna tell your alcoholic mother that your saying naughty words.. Wait how bought I tell your DEAD father!"
"Eat Shit Marina!" I screamed as I hit her right clear in her nose. Blood dripped all over her 200 dollar shirt.
"Oops I'm sorry did I accidentally break your nose?" Nessa started laughing.
"What the fuck are you laughing about tweeb!" marina whined.
"Everyone's staring," she said between laughter.
I turned to ACH and said in his ear 'lets go before the principal comes," Nessa secretly followed.
After we got off school grounds we headed to the ally way behind K-Mart.
*Lunch*
Finally I can eat I missed breakfast this morning thanks to my fatass brother who ate everything.
"Hey Lina how's your Mom doing?" The lunch lady asked she was really nice I very rarely had to pay for lunch because she was my moms best friend.
"She's fine Jane thanks. Hey do you think Jesse will be able to come over today?"
"No I'm sorry he's out with his dad this weekend I'll have him call you he's been wanting to talk to you anyway"
"OK tell him xbox dummer forever"
"Secret language again?"
"Yes and I'm still not gonna tell you what that means"
"Oh ill figure it out soon enough have a good rest of the day"
"Ok by Jane"
You see ever since we we're little me and Jesse had a secret language so we could get things past our parents so they wouldn't know things. Xbox drummer forever meant I love you come see me soon. He wasn't only my best friend. He was my boyfriend.
"Look its Lina the depressed Italian bitch!" Screamed that asshole Tanner.
"You know Tanner its not a good thing to piss Italian people off... Especially me."
"Oh what Ya gonna do shoot me?"
"No. FOODFIGHT! GET HIM!"
Everyone through their banana pudding at Tanner, He looked like a slimy version of tweety bird.
"You bitch!"
"Mr. Wood would you like to repeat that for me?" Jane said.
"Ummm no miss. Janetelli she started it."
"No, she didn't you made fun of her you deserved it" True.
"But... But..."
"Principal would like to see you now."
I love it when that happens. Except I ran right into this guy then I recognized him. "Oh my God Zach!"
"Um yea who are you?"
"Red bird goes west"
"Lina! I cant believe you still remember the code for I cant believe you forgot the beer leave now!"
"Yea hey we were 12 what am I gonna do sit on my ass alday?"
"I cant believe you came back I missed you!"
"Yea you to. You look so different... What are you?"
"I'm still an Italian bitch who the fuck are you?"
"I'm still a skating white boy"
"Nice hey can you come over I'm leaving anyway."
"Won't your Mom get mad? Won't we get in trouble?"
"Never stopped us before."
"True hey how'd u get outta the food fight situation?"
"That's Jesse's Mom"
"Wow... She got old"
"Lets go before the haters get here."
"Haters what haters?"
"Them" I said pointing to a group of people whose outfits were all coordinated to each others.
"Hey guys look its the emo bitch!" Her group laughed except for nessa she was my friend she only hung out with them so I knew what they were planning against me.
"For one you suck and second fuck off"
"Oooo you's gots a potty mouth I'm gonna tell your alcoholic mother that your saying naughty words.. Wait how bought I tell your DEAD father!"
"Eat Shit Marina!" I screamed as I hit her right clear in her nose. Blood dripped all over her 200 dollar shirt.
"Oops I'm sorry did I accidentally break your nose?" Nessa started laughing.
"What the fuck are you laughing about tweeb!" marina whined.
"Everyone's staring," she said between laughter.
I turned to ACH and said in his ear 'lets go before the principal comes," Nessa secretly followed.
After we got off school grounds we headed to the ally way behind K-Mart.
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