A day or two with Green Day, chapter 1
"I am never going to let you drive again Tre!" Mike said terrified.
Tre laughed. He was too drunk too get scared tonight.
Billie opened the door and fell out. He raised and giggled. What a wonderful evening. Sure he missed his wife and the kids, but this was really fun. He helped Tre out of the car.
Tre slammed the door shut.
The Green Day band began walking towards the hotel.
BANG!
The car suddenly brushed up in flames. Billie, Tre and Mike stared on the burning car.
"You know, I might have forgot to put my smoke out," Billie said.
Mike was looking very sad.
"My car... It's gone!"
Tre put his hand on his shoulder.
"I know it's hard for you, Mike. I really miss my car too. But you know what'll help?"
"What?"
"SEX!" Tre yelled out in the night. Billie and Mike looked at Tre, and took a step away from him.
Mike looked at him.
"No way, your ass is way too fat!"
Some cars came driving in a hurry.
They jumped out and began to kill the flames that was eating Mikes car.
"It's not fat!" Tre said, unlocking the door to their hotel room.
They went inside.
"Uhm, actually, it is a bit fat, Tre," said a voice.
Billie smiled. Three blonds where sitting in the sofa in the gigantic hotel room. Holy, Britt and the girl who always stared at Tre, May.
"Hi, what are you doing here?" Billie said.
He was not so drunk anymore, the burning car had taken all the alcohol out of his blood.
"We was kinda bored, and May had nothing to stare at, so we just figured that we might visit you guys. We were at the concert, by the way, it was awesome."
Holy smiled.
May was blushing read, and didn't dear to stare at Tre anymore. So she was just looking at him.
Tre was still offended. He walked in, headed right against the sofa, told May to get up (a thing that she did, so fast that not even a mouse would have done it faster) and sat down. Then he grabbed a very embarrassed May and pulled her down so she could sit where she was sitting before, except from that Tre was sitting there now. Also, she was sitting on his lap.
Holy and Brit made room for Mike and Billie, and they sat down too.
But Mike couldn't sit too long.
"Is there anything you wanna do?" he asked the others.
Everyone came with a suggestion, but it was Billies who was the most attractive one. Truth or dare!
All of them got down in a circle on the floor, and they was ready to start the game.
Britt was first out.
"Okay, I say... truth!"
"Chicken!" Tre said, and made a weird sound with his mouth.
"Would you do Mike after you'd done Billie?" asked Holy.
"I wouldn't do Billie," she said. Everyone looked at her like she was crazy. Was this really a fan who wouldn't do Billie Joe Armstrong?
"Because he's married," she finished. Billie was relived. For a little moment there he thought that his magical powers had failed.
"And I wouldn't do Mike, because... because... Uhm... " Britt tried to find the right words.
She couldn't confess that she really would do Mike, 'cause if she knew Holy and May right, they would run to her boyfriend immediately and tell him that Mike had fucked her.
Mike was pretending offended.
"Well, that was your last chance, bastard," he said. Britt smiled.
"okay, who's next?" Mike said after some time.
"I dunno," Billie said. He was getting tired of this game. He wanted something funny to happen. And he knew that everything was so much funnier when someone was drunk. And that someone was... TRE!
"You want a beer, Tre?" Billie said. Mike understood immediately what was going to happen, and he whispered to the others;
"Billie's going to give Tre a couple of beers. This is going to be fun. Tre's pretty weird when he's drunk."
"Ofcourse I want a beer!" he said happily. "But this time you gotta drink too. I remember last time. My memory in excellent when I'm drunk. Even thou I don't know what I'm doing."
Billie agreed. Tres intellect had maybe become a bit more advanced the last years, but still he had a long way to go.
Tre looked up in the roof. He was sweaty. What had happened last night? Suddenly it all came to him. It was someone laying besides him, very, very close. And that someone was May!
Tre laughed. He was too drunk too get scared tonight.
Billie opened the door and fell out. He raised and giggled. What a wonderful evening. Sure he missed his wife and the kids, but this was really fun. He helped Tre out of the car.
Tre slammed the door shut.
The Green Day band began walking towards the hotel.
BANG!
The car suddenly brushed up in flames. Billie, Tre and Mike stared on the burning car.
"You know, I might have forgot to put my smoke out," Billie said.
Mike was looking very sad.
"My car... It's gone!"
Tre put his hand on his shoulder.
"I know it's hard for you, Mike. I really miss my car too. But you know what'll help?"
"What?"
"SEX!" Tre yelled out in the night. Billie and Mike looked at Tre, and took a step away from him.
Mike looked at him.
"No way, your ass is way too fat!"
Some cars came driving in a hurry.
They jumped out and began to kill the flames that was eating Mikes car.
"It's not fat!" Tre said, unlocking the door to their hotel room.
They went inside.
"Uhm, actually, it is a bit fat, Tre," said a voice.
Billie smiled. Three blonds where sitting in the sofa in the gigantic hotel room. Holy, Britt and the girl who always stared at Tre, May.
"Hi, what are you doing here?" Billie said.
He was not so drunk anymore, the burning car had taken all the alcohol out of his blood.
"We was kinda bored, and May had nothing to stare at, so we just figured that we might visit you guys. We were at the concert, by the way, it was awesome."
Holy smiled.
May was blushing read, and didn't dear to stare at Tre anymore. So she was just looking at him.
Tre was still offended. He walked in, headed right against the sofa, told May to get up (a thing that she did, so fast that not even a mouse would have done it faster) and sat down. Then he grabbed a very embarrassed May and pulled her down so she could sit where she was sitting before, except from that Tre was sitting there now. Also, she was sitting on his lap.
Holy and Brit made room for Mike and Billie, and they sat down too.
But Mike couldn't sit too long.
"Is there anything you wanna do?" he asked the others.
Everyone came with a suggestion, but it was Billies who was the most attractive one. Truth or dare!
All of them got down in a circle on the floor, and they was ready to start the game.
Britt was first out.
"Okay, I say... truth!"
"Chicken!" Tre said, and made a weird sound with his mouth.
"Would you do Mike after you'd done Billie?" asked Holy.
"I wouldn't do Billie," she said. Everyone looked at her like she was crazy. Was this really a fan who wouldn't do Billie Joe Armstrong?
"Because he's married," she finished. Billie was relived. For a little moment there he thought that his magical powers had failed.
"And I wouldn't do Mike, because... because... Uhm... " Britt tried to find the right words.
She couldn't confess that she really would do Mike, 'cause if she knew Holy and May right, they would run to her boyfriend immediately and tell him that Mike had fucked her.
Mike was pretending offended.
"Well, that was your last chance, bastard," he said. Britt smiled.
"okay, who's next?" Mike said after some time.
"I dunno," Billie said. He was getting tired of this game. He wanted something funny to happen. And he knew that everything was so much funnier when someone was drunk. And that someone was... TRE!
"You want a beer, Tre?" Billie said. Mike understood immediately what was going to happen, and he whispered to the others;
"Billie's going to give Tre a couple of beers. This is going to be fun. Tre's pretty weird when he's drunk."
"Ofcourse I want a beer!" he said happily. "But this time you gotta drink too. I remember last time. My memory in excellent when I'm drunk. Even thou I don't know what I'm doing."
Billie agreed. Tres intellect had maybe become a bit more advanced the last years, but still he had a long way to go.
Tre looked up in the roof. He was sweaty. What had happened last night? Suddenly it all came to him. It was someone laying besides him, very, very close. And that someone was May!
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