A day or two with Green Day, chapter 3
"We have a problem," said Billie, and ran over to the door. He grabbed a chair and took it in front of the door.
"Yeah, how are we going to get out now?" Tre asked, and washed his hands.
Mike was the only one who dared to ask what was the matter.
"What's the matter?" he asked.
"lets just say that someone is running up the stairs, and was just looking for an excuse to kick our asses.
Mikes eyes grew.
"You mean B-"
"THE BOOGIE MAN????" Tre said, suddenly terrified.
"No, Bush, dumbass!" Billie yelled. Tre looked disappointed. "Oh... "
Billie sat down on the chair in the same second that someone threw their body into the door.
"OPEN UP!" The ugly monkey president was standing outside.
"Yes, open the door," another voice said.
"Who the fuck... ?"
"Oh my god!" Holy and May said in the same precise moment.
"it's the Norwegian ex- prime minister! Kjell Magne Bondevik!"
Everyone in Green Day would have said Who? If they could, but suddenly the door flew up, and it threw Billie all across the room.
In the door stood Bush (you all know his face), and another guy, with grey hair. It was not messed up like Billies, but really fixed.
"Ka jaer du her?" (This means; What are you doing here?). Holy and May said in the same time again.
"I didn't know you were Norwegian!" Mike said, and looked at the girls.
"Well, you've never really asked... "
Kjell Magne answered.
"I have come here to talk to George."
"Hey, you cant talk to him! He's even a bigger joke than you!"
" I am no joke," Kjell Magne said offended.
"I am a son of a bitch... No, I mean, I am a really good person."
Bush looked at the sinners in front of him. The power (witch he thought was God) yelled inside his head; KICK THEIR ASSES, KICK THEIR ASSES! He stepped forwards and into the room.
Billie got up on his feet. Damn, that floor was hard. He looked up, and saw Bush and Kjell Magne entering the room. It didn't surprise him that he became a little scared. Bush was an evil man, and he didn't doubt that he could kick his ass, 'cause Billie was no tall guy. Neither was Tre, he was even shorter than himself! And that really was short.
"erm, sorry Bush, well, I'm not really sorry, but, I don't think you have permission to be here. You see, we have bodyguards all over the place, and if they get any idea who's up here, they will come and do their job.
"Oh, I'm sure they will," Bush said. "Right after they wake up. You see, I have some bodyguards too, and they are so much bigger than yours."
Billie knew he was right. He didn't like to hire people that was taller than him, so he had a little problem there.
Mike, Tre, Holy and May sneaked over to him.
"We have to escape," said Mike in a dramatic voice. He turned to the girls.
"What is the one place that the devil and the poor bastard he has tricked to come with him, wont go?"
Holy grinned.
"The swimming pool," she said. Mike nodded in agreement.
"You're right, Holy. Tre, you have to say something wired to them, so me and Billie can go and find something to swim in."
"May will wear the green one, and Holy will take the red one," Tre said.
"You know what bikinis we're bringing?" May said.
"Yeah, I kinda went threw your stuff to check that it wasn't anything scary in there."
"Like what? Some biting t- shirts?"
"No, of course not," said Tre, and sighed, and sounded a bit like Billie when he was teaching Joseph not to say some words that Adrienne wasn't supposed to know that Tre was teaching him.
"It doesn't exist biting t- shirts. I was thinking about a biting pyjamas."
Everyone decided to begin with the plan, and don't listen to Tre's pyjama talk. But though, it was in apportion to use against Bush.
"You know that I was bit by a pyjamas here one day?" he began. He was going to tell the whole story.
"It was a dark night, and I had been on a party. I was a bit drunk, but my memory is really good, as a matter of fact, I remember more of the time I'm drunk than anything else. I went up to our house, me and my ex- wife's, and unlocked the door. Someone had left the light on, so I put it out, and went up... "
Billie and Mike was back, and had two large bags. One for the girls, and one for the boys.
Now was the question, how where they going to get passed the two politicians?
Once again, Holy and May knew the solution.
They took a stick (don't ask me how it got in there), and threw it away.
"Look, a stick!" they said, and Bush and Kjell Magne ran after it.
Green Day and the girls was now heading for the swimming pool.
"Yeah, how are we going to get out now?" Tre asked, and washed his hands.
Mike was the only one who dared to ask what was the matter.
"What's the matter?" he asked.
"lets just say that someone is running up the stairs, and was just looking for an excuse to kick our asses.
Mikes eyes grew.
"You mean B-"
"THE BOOGIE MAN????" Tre said, suddenly terrified.
"No, Bush, dumbass!" Billie yelled. Tre looked disappointed. "Oh... "
Billie sat down on the chair in the same second that someone threw their body into the door.
"OPEN UP!" The ugly monkey president was standing outside.
"Yes, open the door," another voice said.
"Who the fuck... ?"
"Oh my god!" Holy and May said in the same precise moment.
"it's the Norwegian ex- prime minister! Kjell Magne Bondevik!"
Everyone in Green Day would have said Who? If they could, but suddenly the door flew up, and it threw Billie all across the room.
In the door stood Bush (you all know his face), and another guy, with grey hair. It was not messed up like Billies, but really fixed.
"Ka jaer du her?" (This means; What are you doing here?). Holy and May said in the same time again.
"I didn't know you were Norwegian!" Mike said, and looked at the girls.
"Well, you've never really asked... "
Kjell Magne answered.
"I have come here to talk to George."
"Hey, you cant talk to him! He's even a bigger joke than you!"
" I am no joke," Kjell Magne said offended.
"I am a son of a bitch... No, I mean, I am a really good person."
Bush looked at the sinners in front of him. The power (witch he thought was God) yelled inside his head; KICK THEIR ASSES, KICK THEIR ASSES! He stepped forwards and into the room.
Billie got up on his feet. Damn, that floor was hard. He looked up, and saw Bush and Kjell Magne entering the room. It didn't surprise him that he became a little scared. Bush was an evil man, and he didn't doubt that he could kick his ass, 'cause Billie was no tall guy. Neither was Tre, he was even shorter than himself! And that really was short.
"erm, sorry Bush, well, I'm not really sorry, but, I don't think you have permission to be here. You see, we have bodyguards all over the place, and if they get any idea who's up here, they will come and do their job.
"Oh, I'm sure they will," Bush said. "Right after they wake up. You see, I have some bodyguards too, and they are so much bigger than yours."
Billie knew he was right. He didn't like to hire people that was taller than him, so he had a little problem there.
Mike, Tre, Holy and May sneaked over to him.
"We have to escape," said Mike in a dramatic voice. He turned to the girls.
"What is the one place that the devil and the poor bastard he has tricked to come with him, wont go?"
Holy grinned.
"The swimming pool," she said. Mike nodded in agreement.
"You're right, Holy. Tre, you have to say something wired to them, so me and Billie can go and find something to swim in."
"May will wear the green one, and Holy will take the red one," Tre said.
"You know what bikinis we're bringing?" May said.
"Yeah, I kinda went threw your stuff to check that it wasn't anything scary in there."
"Like what? Some biting t- shirts?"
"No, of course not," said Tre, and sighed, and sounded a bit like Billie when he was teaching Joseph not to say some words that Adrienne wasn't supposed to know that Tre was teaching him.
"It doesn't exist biting t- shirts. I was thinking about a biting pyjamas."
Everyone decided to begin with the plan, and don't listen to Tre's pyjama talk. But though, it was in apportion to use against Bush.
"You know that I was bit by a pyjamas here one day?" he began. He was going to tell the whole story.
"It was a dark night, and I had been on a party. I was a bit drunk, but my memory is really good, as a matter of fact, I remember more of the time I'm drunk than anything else. I went up to our house, me and my ex- wife's, and unlocked the door. Someone had left the light on, so I put it out, and went up... "
Billie and Mike was back, and had two large bags. One for the girls, and one for the boys.
Now was the question, how where they going to get passed the two politicians?
Once again, Holy and May knew the solution.
They took a stick (don't ask me how it got in there), and threw it away.
"Look, a stick!" they said, and Bush and Kjell Magne ran after it.
Green Day and the girls was now heading for the swimming pool.
