A typical day on the golf course...well almost., chapter 1

"GOLF!" randomly screamed Tre one rainy morning, "I want to go golf!." Billie Joe rubbed their eyes to wake themselves up. Billie Joe looked out the window and saw that it was pouring rain outside.

"Isn't it a little-er-wet to go golfing Tre?" asked Billie. Mike looked outside and also, saw the ridiculously large amounts of rain falling onto the streets. "Yeah Tre, we really don't feel like taking you golfing right now," said Mike still half asleep.

"BUT I WANT TO GOLF! GOLF IS AWESOME!" screamed Tre like a 5 year old complaining to his parents for a toy. "Whatever Tre, but we're not taking you. Are you aware that the streets are flooded?!" said Billie Joe.

"FINE! I'LL DRIVE MYSELF TO THE GOLF COURSE!" yelled Tre while getting dressed very quickly. "But-er-Tre, you can't-DRIVE?! I CAN DRIVE! I WENT OUT DRIVING A FEW WEEKS AGO AND I ONLY HIT 2 DEER, A SQUIRREL, 4 TREES, AND A MAILBOX!" yelled Tre almost jumping.

Now Tre was completely dressed, and he ran downstairs. He got the keys to the car, didn't even think about getting an umbrella or something, and ran out the door.

From the upstairs window, Billie Joe and Mike watched Tre drive away in the car. As he drove out of sight, they could both almost hear Tre drive straight into a stop sign down the street.

"Should we help him?" asked Billie Joe. "Nah, he can take care of himself... Well someone will help him," replied Mike.

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